Nice things or nasty things? I suppose it depends what you’re into.
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| The ureasonable thing would be to tolerate disobedience, surely? |
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| They might put on a lesbian show for you, if you’re lucky. |
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| He gets to eat the grape first. Yum. |
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| Oooh – looks like someone’s going to try switch play! He shouldn’t worry, though: she’s only planning to switch roles once. |
My repentence, her leisure.
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| Visiting a domme can be a very spiritual experience. |
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| Oh well. No real harm done |
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| See? She’s not a vicious, unfeeling sadist at all. She’s a considerate, empathetic sadist. They’re the worst. |
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| The one on the back’s quite long. I was told it describes in detail the ways I am blessed. |
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| Maybe I’m just hungry… I expect she’d say that’s because she’s feeding me too often. |
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| And she’s having sex for both of you now, so it’s quite a lot of work. |
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| Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth. |
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| Bob’s shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now. If he wins, I wonder if he’ll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech? Behind every successful man, they say… |
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| I understand in most modern social media platforms it’s just one of the standard tickboxes when you sign up. Of course, you can always choose “Don’t like to say” or “It’s complicated!” |
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| A really skilled domme can plant a billiard ball right up a slave’s anus from the far side of the table. |
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| If it’s any consolation, the male warders are all very nice indeed, as long as the inmates are nice to them. |
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| Love’s often not enough. |
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| When they called the next day, she had a glass of wine and a vibrator ready. You know: just to help her cope with the trauma. |
Lots of men don’t realise that ‘mere’ words can cause pain. There are words that I have spoken on occasion that have led to quite astonishing amounts of pain, sometimes almost immediately.
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| When they next see Trevor, I expect they can ask him how the special effects wizards manage to make the torture and murder look so realistic. |
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| Thank goodness all that’s behind me. |
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| Poor thing. I expect he has no idea how much pain she’s been going through, the heartless bastard. |
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| Yeah ‘trodden’. It is a ridiculous language, actually. Perhaps Gal could give me a few Hebrew lessons. I’m sure I’d be a very conscientious student. |
Because she really doesn’t care. Just suffer in silence, unless she prefers you to suffer noisily.
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| Mmm…. You wanted a cruel and sexy findomme, right? |
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| Anna’s always too soft on them. Look at all that puppy fat he’s put on too! Soon sort that out. |
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| It’s funny how many men say they want their wives to take charge but as soon as they get thrown out naked and without a penny, start whining about how that wasn’t what they wanted. |
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| The girls at my school used to play skipping games. In fact, my first proper beating was with a skipping rope doubled over and soaked in water. Happy days. |
Not necessarily a British cultural reference, merely a description of what I do while my SO takes a couple of minutes’ break to make herself a cup of tea.
Still, for those of you in the know, it was one of the better ones. “We’re the police – or layabouts”. And of course Fenella Fielding. I certainly don’t mind if she smokes.
And speaking of being British… I mean, this isn’t a political blog, you come here to get away from all that stuff, but…. but… but… what the fuck? Really! Huh? I mean, what the fucking fuck? Look at this mess! How can anybody seriously think men should have the vote?
Rant over. Let’s have something decent, sensible and sadistic…
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| Actually, I find binocular vision quite useful for ironing pleated skirts, but that’s not a huge part of my life – three, four hours a week tops – so I suppose she might as well go ahead. |
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| I used to have a problem with premature ejaculation, but it’s under control now. Matter of fact, last month I was even a few days late – she was on a business trip. |
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| Don’t worry – they have separate fire drills when they practise evacuating the slaves. Particularly between November and February. |
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| And I didn’t even use paracetemol – that’s cheating. |
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| Poor thing – thinking about it all afternoon like that. |
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| Like steel needles, huh? Oh dear. Many of us know how awful those can feel. |
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| And don’t forget the gratitude time. That’s very important. |
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| Submissive women… fear them. I mean, it’s not natural, is it? |
The boys get lonely after you leave. I’ve featured this before, of course.
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| I have to admit she’s right there. |
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| Breaking up is always painful – this no more so than most. |
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| Silly old Kurt – fucks my wife, takes my money… I think he’s just covering up feelings of insecurity. |
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| No regrets, though. She doesn’t allow them. |
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| Awww…., isn’t she sweet? How could anyone say no to that? |