Thank goodness.
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Julia? Oh… she can be a bit difficult, but, y’know: I can’t complain. |
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That’s all right – plenty of time to learn. |
Thank goodness.
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Julia? Oh… she can be a bit difficult, but, y’know: I can’t complain. |
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That’s all right – plenty of time to learn. |
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She didn’t actually write all of the lyrics herself of course, but she suggested the basic themes. |
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Don’t feel bad about the waste of electricity, though: no electricity used by a woman to shock a man is ever truly wasted. |
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And if you don’t like the red colour, the marks come in purple and black too as long as you go long enough. |
The goddess on the left is the lovely Miss Zoe. The one on the right is not.
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She was a spectacularly naughty schoolgirl, I’ve heard. |
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Well, my arm’s not tired either, so why shouldn’t I? Honestly, women say the strangest – ah, no, let me go, please Ma’am, don’t! |
They do say honesty is the basis of every successful romantic relationship – but brutality has its place too.
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Don’t worry – she has lots of equipment and techniques to help manage the pain. |
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They do say small ones have more pain receptors per square millimetre, which is actually quite a turn-on for a lot of ladies. |
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He’s the foundation of the building just behind her, by coincidence. |
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Time for the evil – sorry, what? I can’t say that word! |
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OK, well if the other two are totally straight I guess they won’t need licking clean, for a change, so that’s a bonus. |
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Don’t worry – the course of justice is not being perverted. His Lordship was probably going to cut the trial short anyway, as he has so much homework to do. |
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You might as well consent: it’s going to happen anyway, so why not make it all nice and legal? Well… it probably won’t be ‘nice’ as such, but you know what I mean. |
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Acting the part here, entirely out of character, is the wonderful Miss Amy Hunter, who once spent a couple of hours giving Servitor a very hard time with a tawse, then made it all all right again with a lovely hug. |
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Can’t be too careful. The nice thing about having spares, is that she doesn’t have to go easy. |
Mistress Lennox, of course… and that beardy bloke called Dave.
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‘Ideas’ in the same sense that Pinterest sends me emails suggesting I check out ‘ideas’ about boots, corsets or traditional girls’ school uniforms. And chickens, oddly enough. |
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Those vanilla passengers can be rather tiresome. Fortunately one encounters fewer of them, these days. |
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I have a limited skill set, unfortunately. And I’m rubbish at it. |
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Don’t worry – lots of bridegrooms feel a bit nervous on the big day. None of the guests are likely to realise how well-founded your fears actually are. |
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It’s an arguable case, legally, or at least it would be were anyone in a position to argue about it. Which they won’t be, obviously. |
But we try anyway. The rather contrived title is – of course – a signal that today’s theme is further recollections by OWK ladies of that fine institution’s glory days.
Over to you, ladies!
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Sounds like they’ve got some lost time to make up for. |
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Like many Hollywood stars, she keeps her private relationships carefully out of the media’s eye. |
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If it’ll help, the soaking wet towel she is planning to ram down your throat will taste quite soapy. |
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You might think that spousal abuse is neither funny nor sexy. My wife disagrees, though: she loves it, so who am I to argue? |
I’ve done a few posts about the thing… The thing that’s been doing its thing all this year. Anyway, thank goodness female participation in STEM subjects has been going up, because there seem to have been anti-thing vaccines invented in record time… although, to be fair, the men involved deserve some credit too, I’m sure, as the scientists probably needed a regular supply of coffee at work, and supportive hubbies back home too.
So… this may well be my last post about the thing. But we’ll see. Maybe there’ll be another thing. Whatever happens, I will be here, with a painfully contrived femdom take on the situation.
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Lots of people are finding life very frustrating at the moment. She understands that. |
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Some of her male patients have actually become clients, since, I understand. It just goes to show, doesn’t it? |
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He doesn’t need to self-isolate because they already did that for him. |
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Actually, the police already know where he lives, because he’s the Chief Inspector. |
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But I haven’t even asked yet! |
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Retractable steel blades? Where’s the fun in that? I prefer her method. |
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Not really. Sure: it would have been a turn-on. But would that have made the beatings any easier to take? |
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It’s all in the wrist. |
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To be honest, I didn’t feel like I was running out of things to cry about before. But I suppose she’s only trying to help. |