Harsh words

Freud once said a cigar is sometimes just a cigar.  Similarly, bath brushes can be used for scrubbing backs, hairbrushes for brushing hair, anal hooks for, erm… well, anyway, the point is: not everything’s BDSM, all the time, you know?  Sadly.



Don’t worry – the course of justice is not being perverted.  His Lordship was probably going to cut the trial short anyway, as he has so much homework to do.




You might as well consent: it’s going to happen anyway, so why not make it all nice and legal?  Well… it probably won’t be ‘nice’ as such, but you know what I mean.





Acting the part here, entirely out of character, is the wonderful Miss Amy Hunter, who once spent a couple of hours giving Servitor a very hard time with a tawse, then made it all all right again with a lovely hug.



Can’t be too careful.  The nice thing about having spares, is that she doesn’t have to go easy.


0 thoughts on “Harsh words”

  1. Wonderful! Six of the very best hours of testimony. Pure gold. Isn't it time the UK went metric with caning males. No reduction to 5 but an increase to ten strokes minimum. Might cause a stir equivalent to the change from Julian to Gregorian. Femsup

  2. I don't know if you've been paying attention to UK politics over – ooh the last five years or so? – Femsup, but I suspect 'going more metric' is unlikely just at the moment. If anything a move in the other direction is more plausible, along with bringing back the birch, too (but not in a good way).

    Anyway, whether measured in metres, yards or rods, I think someone'll be giving that judge a good, hard cross-examination. Maybe she'll set him a few hectolines to write, if she's feeling particularly metric (but she normally feels rather imperial), or even a kiloline if he's been particularly tiresome.

    Best wishes


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