Category: brutal
Callous talk
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Oh no. Don’t tell me I married an escape artist. Again. |
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Scurry scurry scurry. |
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Thank goodness it’s nothing personal. |
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That looks very motivating, doesn’t it? I think just one of those rods would motivate me, so a whole bunch wrapped together like that… I feel motivated just looking at them. |
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I wouldn’t mind, but he’s the priest who married us and that just seems wrong. Still… very nice shoes. |
I’ve suffered for my art
Now it’s your turn.
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I suppose a little light felching’s not going to harm my heterosexual credentials. |
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Brave? I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. Janice does, though. |
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Safewords only work if you’re actually safe. |
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Goths, eh? Better humour her, she’s obviously very upset. |
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Or unless they commit serious crimes, such as making sexist jokes or publishing disrespectful captioned images of famous actresses, obviously. |
Dark-hearted commentary
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They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. And so do hunger, cold, discomfort and terror. |
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They taste much the same. Don’t wriggle quite as much while you’re waiting for permission to chew, that’s the only real difference, I find. |
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He has ambitions to be a Junior Housemaid’s assistant, but I suspect that’s beyond his reach. Still, one can dream. |
* Thank you Iain M Banks, Use of Weapons.
Brutal loving care
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Silly, really, to get rid of stock that’s hardly even damaged, but that’s their policy. |
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Not sure about the colour swatches, though. I think the traditional dark grey is still best. |
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I expect they just didn’t get the original joke. Try explaining it more slowly. |
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And they say porn doesn’t really cause any harm… |
The radical alternative
I don’t know why this always happens but no sooner had I put up the latest post detailing the loving matriarchal embrace of President Hathaway’s administration, than another pile of posters that seem to indicate a very different political future awaiting us appeared in my imaginary time machine.
Is it a warning? A promise?
Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
Mistress Apple, there, of course and she’s right, they will.
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Off to your mystery honeymoon destination. Exciting! |
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Peggy pegs. |
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People can be so cruel. Especially men. Bastards. |
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He can explore his submisive side. Or not. It really won’t make much of a difference either way. |
Be cruel to thy neighbour
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It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really. |
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Scurry scurry scurry. |
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She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be bothered. |
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Damn… she’s right. Eight years I’ve been writing this blog and… oh well. |
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Thank goodness everyone’s safe. Everyone who matters, anyway. |
When you’re dancing slowly, sucking your sleeve
The boys get lonely after you leave. I’ve featured this before, of course.
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I have to admit she’s right there. |
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Breaking up is always painful – this no more so than most. |
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Silly old Kurt – fucks my wife, takes my money… I think he’s just covering up feelings of insecurity. |
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No regrets, though. She doesn’t allow them. |
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Awww…., isn’t she sweet? How could anyone say no to that? |
The condition of man… is a condition of war
More scenes from World War M. So much violence and destruction, so many lives lost, even if mercifully few of them were female. Was it necessary? Couldn’t the world have taken an easier path towards global female supremacy?
I guess we’ll never know.