boyfriends – Page 3 – Contemplating the divine

A dish best served cold

…I always thought the phrase was about “revenge” but She assures me it’s really “baked beans”. Or “bacon rind”. Who knew?

Why don’t they wear boots like that any more? I’d pay extra. A lot extra.

Self-referential? Self-knowing? Or just self-abuse? You decide – it’s too complicated for me.

Anyway, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you join in and make it a threesome.

He’ll find that out very quickly. And then very, very slowly, too.

Actually, I can’t imagine anything more horrible than leaving her anyway. But then, she probably can.

When sorry is the easiest word to say

She can be quite merciful, actually. Just never when you really need her to be.

That’s a bit unfair. I mean, it’s already quite a dainty one to begin with, isn’t it? Not many excess ‘unsightly inches’ down there, even now.

And then tomorrow you can move on to Riemann manifolds, because it’s Saturday.

True friendship. That’s got to be more important than some shallow, meaningless relationship based on nothing but sex, right?

Yes.

Unequal rites

The irony is that so far she hasn’t actually managed to remove the one that’s been aching lately.

It’s actually very unprofessional of her, because he requested no marks.

Maybe when it’s all finished she’ll let you have one. Or maybe she’ll just leave you there for the night, like last time. Marriage. It’s an adventure.

Sounds like a perfect match. I should warn you, though, she does like it a bit kinky in bed. And out of bed.

Anne has people to do the torturing for her

Always pushing the boundaries. That’s star quality, that is.