Yours severely

Captioned images of… erm…… oh, I expect I’ll think of something.





Ridiculously overpriced, I know, but if they’re in fashion, I guess she has to have one.
 

Often, anniversaries are a good opportunity for a really honest talk about your relationship.  Or for just fucking off and not bothering her.  One or the other – just see how it goes on the day, I suggest.
 

Back to normal tomorrow, I expect.

The lady, of course, is the imperious Goddess Bojana, whom brave souls can discover at the address on the image.
 
 




Do try to keep up.

Image from menareslaves.com

 
 
It has absolutely nothing to do with female domination, but if you haven’t see the seal clip, I do actually recommend it.

I don’t know much about Muffia.com, I’m afraid, but Google says they have the best big titties and bootie on the Internet.  Not really my kind of thing, and anyway I’m not allowed.  But it’s a very nice picture.

Too much mercy… often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to innocent victims who need not have been victims if justice had been put first and mercy second

A quote there from Agatha Christie.  Sounds like my kind of lady!

On we go…

Whipped by domme in the snow
Amusingly, sometimes out there they lose all feeling because of the cold.  No matter how many welts and bruises are inflicted – they don’t feel a thing!  And it’s so funny then, when they’re brought back inside and warmed up.
 
 

Rather thoughtless of Karen, I must say.  No wonder she’s on her fourth marriage already.



Plenty of time overnight to think about what you’re going to say about this in the morning.  Sleep well.
 
 

I think a little extra tribute next time might be in order, mmm?



I once went on this date, with a girl who just kept on telling me how inadequate I was compared to ‘Karl’.  It was awful –  all, ‘Karl has a bigger cock’ and ‘Karl doesn’t have any problems getting hard’.  Honestly, I don’t know who was the more embarassed; me or him.

Something for the ladies

You know, the other day my Significant Other was looking at this blog, and she told me she thought it was sexist!  Can you imagine?  She was quite cross about it too.  Well, of course, as soon as I recovered consciousness I started thinking about what she’d said, and – y’know – she’s right. 

Well, of course she’s always right, but on this occasion she’s particularly right, if you see what I mean.  I do tend to feature pictures of lovely, elegant, usually quite young ladies, and they’re often rather lightly clothed or wearing outfits that could be considered to be designed to appeal to the male fetishist.  And this might contribute to the wholly unwarranted impression that the world of Internet femdom is geared mainly towards male fantasies.

Now of course we know that’s not true, but it occurred to me – almost immediately after my SO ordered me to do it – that I should have a ladies’ day on this blog.  You know – feature some of those sexy hunks who appear in the photoshoots, so there’s something for female readers to get hot to, as well?  Just to show that there’s no sexual discrimination here (beyond the rather fundamental principle behind this blog that women are superior and males should be slaves, of course).  Boys can be sexy too!

So – ladies – just for you, we present, the boys of femdom!  Enjoy.

(There are ladies present in some scenes, I’ll admit, but they’re really just framing the Adonises who are the subject – or should that be ‘objects’? – of today’s show).





It’s the ‘come hither’ pose that does it for me.  I would.
 




From one of my favourite photoshoots.  I think they make a lovely couple.
 




Now this should give pause to those who would so casually accuse femdom porn shoots of being all about male fantasies.  In this shot, the men are obviously the ones who are the sex objects, because they’re the ones who are naked. And very sexy too – especially if you’re turned on by partial baldness, as this lady presumably is.



 
 

 



…and it looks like he’s about to satisfy her wildest desires for a ‘naughty patient’ session.  Yummm.  She is actually a nurse – that’s why she’s dressed like that.



 

 


I expect they’ll be fighting over who gets to take him to bed.  Maybe they could take turns.  Again, notice that he’s the one showing all the flesh – the saucy little tease!

 

 



Ah…the Other World Kingdom.  I don’t think there’s another site like it on the Internet, if you have a “Fat balding German businessman” fetish.  Well, OK, maybe there are one or two…



 
 

 


Phwoooah!
 
 

 


Hard to believe, but I understand this guy is actually an amateur, not a “pro-sub” charging a fortune from well-appointed chambers in Mayfair, to satisfy the sexual needs of female dominant clients like her.  He’s missing out on a lot of money, there…
 
 

 



Now she’s a lucky lady!



 
 

 



Built for ironing.



 
 

 



While she obviously likes them in larger sizes!  That’s a bit like the better-known “BBW” fetish but the acronym’s never really taken off, because it comes out as “BUM”.



 






That moustache!  And the seventies had been over for years at the time.
 
Ah yes, the seventies.  Now this guy knows how to fill out a rubber vest!
 
 
 

(PS – Any boys who are actually offended – as opposed to beingly squirmingly, deliciously humiliated – by being featured here, just let me know, and I’ll take the picture down.  I don’t want to be cruel to anyone… quite the opposite, actually.  And really, now I come to think of it, your picture shouldn’t have been there anyway.  Because you looked lovely.  Really.  Very sexy. Mmmm)

A dish best served cold

…I always thought the phrase was about “revenge” but She assures me it’s really “baked beans”.  Or “bacon rind”.  Who knew?

Why don’t they wear boots like that any more?  I’d pay extra.  A lot extra.
 

Self referential femdom humour
Self-referential?  Self-knowing?  Or just self-abuse?  You decide – it’s too complicated for me.

Chaste honeymoon or half of one
Anyway, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you join in and make it a threesome.
 

Kalis teeth
He’ll find that out very quickly.  And then very, very slowly, too.
 

Actually, I can’t imagine anything more horrible than leaving her anyway.  But then, she probably can.

When sorry is the easiest word to say

Femdom wives know best
She can be quite merciful, actually.  Just never when you really need her to be.

Trimmed to perfection
That’s a bit unfair.  I mean, it’s already quite a dainty one to begin with, isn’t it?  Not many excess ‘unsightly inches’ down there, even now.

Geek domme
And then tomorrow you can move on to Riemann manifolds, because it’s Saturday.

Chaste boyfriend
True friendship.  That’s got to be more important than some shallow, meaningless relationship based on nothing but sex, right?  

Love among the tears
Yes.

Unequal rites

Femdom dental nurse says open wide
The irony is that so far she hasn’t actually managed to remove the one that’s been aching lately.


Dommes just wanna have fun
It’s actually very unprofessional of her, because he requested no marks.





A proper apology is required
Maybe when it’s all finished she’ll let you have one.  Or maybe she’ll just leave you there for the night, like last time.  Marriage.  It’s an adventure.



Dominance is bliss
Sounds like a perfect match.  I should warn you, though, she does like it a bit kinky in bed.  And out of bed.


Anne has people to do the torturing for her
Always pushing the boundaries.  That’s star quality, that is.