A dish best served cold

…I always thought the phrase was about “revenge” but She assures me it’s really “baked beans”.  Or “bacon rind”.  Who knew?

Why don’t they wear boots like that any more?  I’d pay extra.  A lot extra.

Self referential femdom humour
Self-referential?  Self-knowing?  Or just self-abuse?  You decide – it’s too complicated for me.

Chaste honeymoon or half of one
Anyway, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you join in and make it a threesome.

Kalis teeth
He’ll find that out very quickly.  And then very, very slowly, too.

Actually, I can’t imagine anything more horrible than leaving her anyway.  But then, she probably can.

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