…I always thought the phrase was about “revenge” but She assures me it’s really “baked beans”. Or “bacon rind”. Who knew?
|Why don’t they wear boots like that any more? I’d pay extra. A lot extra.|
|Self-referential? Self-knowing? Or just self-abuse? You decide – it’s too complicated for me.|
|Anyway, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you join in and make it a threesome.|
|He’ll find that out very quickly. And then very, very slowly, too.|
|Actually, I can’t imagine anything more horrible than leaving her anyway. But then, she probably can.|