Great song, terrible idea if you have to get up and go to work the next day.
|Oooh. Four, I think. Yes. Four. But strangely, there’s another eight I never reach. I wonder what they’re for?|
|Actually you do kiss on both cheeks too. That’s the next bit, after she turns round.|
|I’m beginning to think that bloody die is loaded. But she wouldn’t do that to me. Would she?|
|Don’t forget to tell her that joke. You know – the one you found on the Internet to show her how witty you are.|