Worshipful company

 

If it’s any consolation, she certainly does care about how well you do the chores.
 

 

There’s plenty of boys.
 
 
It’s amazing, what computers can do these days.

 

I asked a domme once for a session in which she would treat me with utter contempt the whole time. I waited for hours in the rain, and she didn’t turn up, even though I’d pre-paid by credit card. Do you think perhaps she misunderstood?
 

 

Don’t worry, if anyone sees you they’ll probably assume you’re a devout pilgrim doing penance as part of a religious observation. Which, in a sense, you are.

These lovely boots exist to drive it round the twist

The call of nature must be obeyed.

 
 

 

She actually has very high standards for sorryness. You’ll see.
 

 

It’s her own recipe.
 
 
Hmmm… edgy blackmail play.  Got to love it.  No really, you do.
 

 

Love her, love her cane, I suppose.
 

 

She has her own way of dealing with problems.


I have to praise Her

…like I should…

Whipped to orgasm

Although to be fair, it takes him even longer.  Months, usually.
 

Terminal OWK - very poor taste
Oh don’t worry – it’s just a caption, she’s not really that unfeeling.  Anyway, she got another one, so it all ended up well.
 

Female led marriage
Marriage – it takes some getting used to.  Just deciding to eat whenever you feel like it, thinking only of yourself, entering or leaving a room without permission, owning things – you just have to gradually accept that you don’t do that any more.
 

One femdom swallow does not a summer...oh Im not going there
Refusng to swallow could turn out to be quite hazardous to your health, though.
 

Muzzled by his domme
Mmmmpphrrrnnnghhhh.
 

Devotional images



Squirm in front of two lovely lesbians
Isn’t it nice to be the focus of attention by not one but two lovely ladies?





Slovakian slavonian slovenian let's call the whole thing off
Slab psiček!  (possibly)


femdom caption oh no please don't stamp on my face!
…and then thank her afterwards, of course.


Yummy muddy boots
I’ve alwsys assumed that’s a British-English phrase, but Kurt Vonnegut uses it (his critics can take a flying fuck at the mooooon!).  Oh, sorry, aren’t you here to read about etymology?


Stocks and fair shares femdom caption oh you know the rest
Maybe one weekend, if she’s feeling kind, she’ll move it so it faces outwards?  But she’s not known for feeling kind.
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