Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| And don’t be afraid to tell her if it’s hurting, OK? She likes to know. |
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| And when she’s finished, she’ll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy. |
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| Ah…cute Mr Snuffles. She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out. You know – that’s your future, right there. |
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| It actually is fantasitc, yet true. Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream… |
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| She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm. So feel free to scream. But don’t fake it – she can tell. |
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| Nope, no clues. I want it to be a surprise. |
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| It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair. |
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| Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards. |
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| Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession? Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures. |
I’m sorry, I can’t defile this with a caption. Just go to bed. I expect She’ll speak to you in your dreams.
You know, there’s a phrase I heard the other day: “Nobody’s perfect”. Now why would anyone say such a foolish thing?
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| Ahh… You know, I don’t think I could stand waiting the two minutes. |
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| She like totally pwns you, dude. No, really, she does. |
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| You can kiss as many times as you like of course. But it’s one kiss, one kick. Only fair. |
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| You’ll find it quite easy to write the letter of apology. Because believe me, you will be truly, truly sorry by then. |
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| Personally, I’d argue a little longer. Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn’t stand it. But maybe just a little longer… |
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| Plus, he now has a GCSE (that’s a British school qualification) in Albanian |
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| She just loves that cattle prod. Best anniversary present ever. |
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| Mars and Venus, revisited. |
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| Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair. So watch out. |
Goldman Sachs reckons that by 2050, Chinese GDP will be twice that of the USA. Makes you think, eh? It makes me think of things like this:
Joe
So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet). On with the show.
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| Can’t or won’t. |
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| Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long. |
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| Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery. But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats. |
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| Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene. Just not quite in the way he was expecting. |
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| She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too. Psychotic, but fair. |
Part 3.
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| Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway. Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad. |
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| You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do? |
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| Miss Woods. She’s got plenty of time. And there are still another nine questions to go. |
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| Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech. |
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| Did you notice it’s Christmas? I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning. Or the afternoon., Whenever she gets round to it, anyway. |
Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.
On we go.
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| You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right? |
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| Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why. |
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| Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. |
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| OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees. |
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| Isn’t she beautiful? |
For ever and ever. Awomen.
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| There’ll be plenty of things to discuss later, though. How very, very sorry you are, for example. |
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| The divine Miss Hathaway again. I’d like to write her a thank-you note for existing. |
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| Seems nice. Let’s hope this one doesn’t insist on your sleeping on the floor in the kitchen. Like the last two. |
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| And don’t forget to laugh at her joke, every time she makes it in front of a new client. Keep that smile on! |
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| I think Nurse Collins is the one on the right, but that’s just my opinion and it’s quite worthless. |
**Update. Well for some reason (probably technical incompetence) I can’t seem to comment on my own blog today, so I’ll take this opportunity to thank Ralph D for his comments. I’m glad you don’t mind my using a picture found on your site. It works the other way too, of course, so help yourself! We’re in agreement about Anne Hathaway too (and Marie Louise Parker… and what a good idea, I’ve got a few more pictures of her around here somewhere). I think it’s the eyes. You just fall in and are lost. Have you seen the Tim Burton film of Alice in Wonderland? If not, you must. Anne as an ethereal White Queen apparently innocent of all the world, but actually scheming and manipulative. Lovely. Sadly, it’s her sister the Red Queen who actually behaves like a dominatrix (“pig!”).