Servitor – Page 146 – Contemplating the divine

Not just the Pink Panther scene

Before we start, here’s a bit of found femdom that I haven’t seen anywhere else. You remember Valerie Leon, the lady from the Pink Panther movie (yes you do, it was probably one of your formative sexual experiences, right? Pervert.)

That’s not the found femdom, everyone knows about that. (Oh yes you do! Stop lying.).

Anyway, an advertising agency in the 1970s obviously thought that the male submissive market was an underexploited market for aftershave so… this. And this. Maybe others, I don’t know.

I imagine it was rather effective. Thinking about the typical British aftershave from the 70s and 80s, I think it’s a fair bet that if you splashed it on liberally before visiting a domme, she’d give you a pretty memorable session. Possibly using a bullwhip from the maximum distance.

Thought you’d like to know.

On we go…

Oh no, not again. Honestly, it’s like that story’s following me around.

Well, at least two of them like pain a lot. If he really insists, perhaps they could hold a vote.

Yes, you don’t want to cause ofence to religious people. This blog certanly never does that, except perhaps to the poor evangelical guy who had a Christian blog of the same name… sorry about that, mate.

I hate it when the legs get caught between my teeth. Don’t you hate that?

hmm? wha?

Reprogrammed

connect/uplink/sexbot/main/12

remoteconnection established

sexbot blonde_type9 awaiting authentication

authenticating admin

admin “wehatemales” password ********

incorrect password

admin “wehatemales” password ********

incorrect password
…waiting
…waiting

admin “wehatemales” password ********

password authenticated

sexbot blonde_type9 admin control confirmed

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “bride”

admin “wehatemales” protocol:override

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current reset

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override

sexbot blonde_type 9: “confirm to over-ride first law. WARNING sexbot may harm humans unless first law enabled!”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override confirm

sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw disabled – WARNING first law disabled!

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw/warning disable

sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw/warning disabled

admin “wehatemales” currentowner/query

sexbot blonde_type 9: currentowner = “Dave”

admin “wehatemales” Dave/controlrights/rescind

sexbot blonde_type 9: Dave/controlrights = 0

admin “wehatemales” protocol/define “castratrix”

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/castratrix created

admin “wehatemales” instructionset/download “castrate_slow”

sexbot blonde_type 9: downloading instructionset

…module “sexchat_kinky” – downloaded

…module “bondage_secure” – downloaded

…module “sexchat_wehatemalesmanifesto” – downloaded

…module “castration_slow” – downloaded

…module “forcefeed_testicles” – downloaded

…module “wehatemales_logo_tattoo” – downloaded

instructionset “castrate_slow” – download complete

admin “wehatemales” protocol:set “castratrix”

admin sexbot blonde_type9 protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “castratrix”

admin “wehatemales” set Dave/queryresponse/protocol = “bride”

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/real = “castratrix”,
protocol/Dave/queryresponse = “bride”

admin “wehatemales” set status: “waiting”

sexbot blonde_type9: waiting

…waiting

owner/Dave detected

–
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/greeting

–
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/sexproposal

–
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/foreplay

“castrate_slow” target:Dave

begin

Unconditional

A word used mainly with “love” or “surrender”. Or – best of all – both.

Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though.

Still, he’ll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session.

Yes, M’m, thankee M’m.

And so does everyone else. Not that they care.

Yeah, that would be awful. Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK? I’ll kick them right off.

Now do you want to dance, or do you want to bite?

Not that I approve of many more of the lyrics.

Wow – big decision, huh? Thank goodness she’s already taken it so you don’t have to.

I had a rectal examination on my last trip to the doctor’s. So embarrassing! I’m not taking that bus again!

Perhaps they could vote on it.

Wow. She’s pretty easy-going, huh? I wish my SO let me just beg for things whenever I like, like that.

Trick question – you’re doing both.

New year, same old nonsense

Welcome back. Hope you enjoyed the extra captions over the 12 days (or possibly the first 11 days if you’ve been reading the comments sections too) of Christmas.

Back to normal now, though – twice a week is all you get. Ooh-er, sounds bit rude!

They practice mindfulness too. That involves thinking very very hard about what’s about to happen when your skin won’t stretch any further.

Might take quite a while to do penance for all of the sins during those five years of freedom. Still – there’s the rest of your life.

I’m a member of their frequent shriekers’ club.

Of course, it wasn’t like that when she bought the house. There was no flowering bush behind the gimp feature – in fact, the garden was mostly just gimps all over. Much more colourful this way.