Always better to get someone else to do it for you, either a professional or an enthusiastic amateur. That way you’ll get a proper job done.
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| Don’t worry about the bruises. Most clients like them. |
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| It’s not your fault. I’m sure she won’t be taking it out on you. |
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| I usually find that a short discussion is enough, but often she wants to go into things at much greater length. |
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| Don’t worry – most men experience depression post-castration. But do you know what? No one gives a shit. So that’s OK. |
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| That reminds me, one of my girlfriends used to have a pet name for me: cockroach. |
