Obviously. |
Don’t worry – you can appeal and if your conviction is overturned, they’ll have to pay compensation. |
Mmmm… debt bondage. |
It’s good that couples can laugh about these things. |
Art for art’s sake. |
Self-respect is a delusion to which males are often prone. |
She’s going to want the mess cleaned up and taken away, too. Let’s hope she’s remembered to bring a little bag this time. |
I’ve heard that a lot of great writers had a habit of getting up early and putting in a good solid four hours writing. Perhaps you could try that. |
Probably facing rather a severe dressing down, by the look of it. |
…it wakes me up every time.
…and don’t forget to say a Hail Mary. She’s called Mary. |
Very economical. |
She has ideas about how to conduct their weekly performance reviews too. |
It’s a good thing neither of them’s gay. |
… and I just want to check none of you would be terribly offended by that?*
I think he might have forgotten, actually. Hope they’re not too upset. |
I’d like to hear the good news, very, very slowly? |
As submissive as she wants, in practice. |
I don’t know what I was thinking… |
Men have too much stuff. Most men do, anyway. I have an iron and a mop I’m very proud of… otherwise pretty minimalist. |
* Warning: American or other readers familiar with Peter Capaldi only as the twelth doctor might find themselves disturbed by this. Possibly even ‘extremely miffed’.
Quite a few of you seem to have liked my posts featuring sneak previews of the Femsuprem candidate’s successful election campaign in 2020.
I tried getting a few more through my handy fictitious time portal, but I’m afraid I must have done something truly male, because it started making horrible noises, turned sideways and then spat out an image and a pile of posters from a very different future indeed. What can it all mean?
I suspect these particular female supremacists are not all that interested in elections. Readers who prefer their femdom to be loving and maternal are advised to go and look at another blog for now.
… and every husband and man shall be laid low.
You have to ask if you want the built-in sliding cucky drawer, though. It costs extra. |
Divorce can be painful. |
Also quite a lot bigger. They can still do SPH play, though. She’s kept his original one in a jar. |
Biting’s not the worst of it. Bloody Rufus. No friend of mine. |
…in the weekend mood and she’s feeling proud.
Maybe when she’s finished her croquet game. |
Do you suppose coming in your pants counts as contempt of court? |
I could be a ball-boy… It involves a lot of scurrying, I understand. I’m good at scurrying. |