Variations on a theme…
Three colours
Administrative oversight
Mr Hadley? Hi – I’m
Suzie Parker, from the legal department.
Suzie Parker, from the legal department.
I’m very well, thank you.
Now, first of all I’d like to apologise once more for this
dreadful mix-up. We do everything
possible to avoid mistakes, but it’s a big hospital carrying out hundreds of
operations every day, and this sort of thing will happen from time to
time. We’ve had a preliminary
investigation, and it seems the medical staff weren’t at fault at all – it did
say penectomy on your admission papers.
It must have been some kind of typo at the admission stage. Nobody’s fault really, just one of those
unfortunate things.
The good news is that of course we want to offer you
compensation. This will be without any
admission of liability, and you’ll have to sign a form saying you
requested this operation voluntarily.
If you won’t sign?
Well then of course we’d contest any compensation claim in court. You’d have to prove it was our fault. Of course, you’d be completely within your
rights to do so if that’s what you want.
At the moment, there’s a bit of a backlog, so it might take a few
years. And we tend to appeal decisions
all the way up the legal system – just to discourage frivolous claims, you see. But still, if that’s what you –
Well then of course we’d contest any compensation claim in court. You’d have to prove it was our fault. Of course, you’d be completely within your
rights to do so if that’s what you want.
At the moment, there’s a bit of a backlog, so it might take a few
years. And we tend to appeal decisions
all the way up the legal system – just to discourage frivolous claims, you see. But still, if that’s what you –
Will you? Oh
good. I’m sure that’s the right
decision. So here’s the consent form…
…that’s right. And
then if you could write out that sentence by hand, before signing.
then if you could write out that sentence by hand, before signing.
Mmmm… “Genitalia” with only one “t” actually. Oh I know – I always get that wrong too!
Lovely. And sign
there. And here. And separately there. Great.
there. And here. And separately there. Great.
Now, the compensation scheme we operate is a generous one,
but there is a sliding scale. It’s based
upon the loss caused, you see. It’s not
too complicated, but you have to fill in all this information,
then we’ll work out how much you’ve lost because of this silly mistake.
That’s right…age, you see, and whether you’re married.
That? Oh, well we
need to know the number of sexual partners in a year, because that affects the
assessment of the loss caused by the removal of your testicles. So the number of women – sorry, or men is
it? Right – the number of women you’ve
had sex with in the last three years. I
bit intrusive, I know, but you can see the point. I mean, we wouldn’t want to be paying a lot
of compensation to someone for the removal of his balls if he never used them,
would we?
Really? As many as
that? You do know we’ll be requiring
signed affidavits from each sexual partner, and –
that? You do know we’ll be requiring
signed affidavits from each sexual partner, and –
– yes, of course you
can change it. Best to get these things
right from the start. OK, that looks a lot more reasonable.
Hmm?
Masturbation? What do you mean,
masturbation? Oh – oh I see. So, you’d be claiming that the loss of your
testicles has caused you harm because it makes you less likely to…yes, I
suppose I see. I’m not sure what our
policy is on that. I don’t think I can think of a similar claim before… I mean, in some ways
it’s a benefit, isn’t it? Not having
that silly little habit any more? I
mean, most men grow out of that when they’re teenagers, don’t they? Still, I’ll check for you, OK? You might get something.
Masturbation? What do you mean,
masturbation? Oh – oh I see. So, you’d be claiming that the loss of your
testicles has caused you harm because it makes you less likely to…yes, I
suppose I see. I’m not sure what our
policy is on that. I don’t think I can think of a similar claim before… I mean, in some ways
it’s a benefit, isn’t it? Not having
that silly little habit any more? I
mean, most men grow out of that when they’re teenagers, don’t they? Still, I’ll check for you, OK? You might get something.
Now for the penectomy, the sliding scale is based upon
size. So, if you could just indicate…
there. Yes. And the girth, too… you can just guess that one if you don’t
really know. Many men don’t.
Wow. That was a big
one, wasn’t it? What a shame you didn’t have any girlfriends!
one, wasn’t it? What a shame you didn’t have any girlfriends!
Erm… you do realise, of course, that the hospital retains the,
um… material that was surgically removed, so they could make a scientific
estimate of the likely extent of the –
Yes, you can change that too. Easy to get confused. Gosh, that’s a lot less, isn’t it? Maybe you were confusing centimetres and
inches? Easily done.
inches? Easily done.
Right, well of course our claims department will
be processing this, and you’ll receive notification of the exact sum due to you
in about two months time. But from the
look of it, my guess, is that you could be looking at…well, several hundred
pounds at least! Won’t that be nice!
Oh – and I forgot to mention the best news of all! Although of course we admit no liability, the hospital wants to offer you a 10% discount off the tonsilectomy you were actually supposed to have! And the same surgeon insists on carrying it out! No really. She says it’s the least she can do, after inconveniencing you so much in this way.
Yours severely
Captioned images of… erm…… oh, I expect I’ll think of something.
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| Ridiculously overpriced, I know, but if they’re in fashion, I guess she has to have one. |
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| Often, anniversaries are a good opportunity for a really honest talk about your relationship. Or for just fucking off and not bothering her. One or the other – just see how it goes on the day, I suggest. |
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| Back to normal tomorrow, I expect.
The lady, of course, is the imperious Goddess Bojana, whom brave souls can discover at the address on the image.
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| Do try to keep up.
Image from menareslaves.com
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| It has absolutely nothing to do with female domination, but if you haven’t see the seal clip, I do actually recommend it.
I don’t know much about Muffia.com, I’m afraid, but Google says they have the best big titties and bootie on the Internet. Not really my kind of thing, and anyway I’m not allowed. But it’s a very nice picture.
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Female domination – all the stories
I have collected together all of my stories published on this blog until about the start of this year, and uploaded them onto Scribd as pdf files. There are about 30 stories, organised into four sections. I have tried to make them look a bit like books, and they’re collected in two volumes. All were previously published here.
Use the links below to find them. You can read them online or download, but I’d recommend the latter as I don’t think Scribd particularly approves of this sort of thing, so they might disappear.
I have marked them as “private” Scribd documents, so they cannot be found directly by search engines, as Scribd doesn’t seem to have any adult filters or anything. I’ll put some permanent links to them in the sidebar at some point. You should be able to reach them, and download them for free by using the links below. If you can’t, please let me know and I’ll sort it out.
Enjoy*.
Servitor
* Do feel free to let me know, if you like my stories or captions, or anything.
And if you really don’t like something, let me know about that too, as in a couple of weeks, I’ll be visiting this lady (Lady Sophia Black – portrait below), and I’m sure she’d love to hear feedback about my failings and faults.
My unfair lady
All I want is a boy somewhere
Far away from the city square
Tied down across a chair –
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Lots of choc’lates for me to eat,
Whip in hand for his own hot treat.
Thrashed arse, he’ll beg at feet
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly…
Standin’ abso-bloomin’-lutely still.
Scared to move, so the pail don’t spill;
His pleading, high and shrill,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Someone restin’ across my knee,
Warm an’ tender as ‘e can be.
Who’s scared to death of me,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Loverly!
Loverly.
Loverly!
Loverly….
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| Those eyes. I could just drown in those eyes, couldn’t you? |
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| Huh. Brad! It’s been ‘Brad this’ and ‘Brad that’ ever since he arrived. Frankly, I am seriously considering giving him notice. It’s not as if we need a pool boy anyway, not having a pool. |
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| It’s funny to think, really, that you’re just about the only man she encounters most days who isn’t begging at her feet for mercy! You probably help her keep a sense of perspective – and that’s very important, for someone with a job they really love. |
If you like Cruella, you’ll probably love The British Institution. I do. Both.
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| Damn… I was really looking forward to November. |
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| Actually, most chastity belts are massively over-engineered. What might feel like irresistible pressure really hardly puts it under strain at all. I mean, steel’s pretty tough. So don’t worry, OK? |
The future’s bright – just not for you
More captioned images of female domination, of course.
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| As I’ve mentioned before: Space 1999 Devil Planet episode. See it, if you haven’t already. |
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| Actually, most humiliatrices are kind and gently supportive, out of session. Just not with useless losers like you. Asshole.
The remarkable Lexi Sindel.
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| Still, on the bright side it should make sticking to her weight loss targets easier. |
(The lovely Lady Heather, of course)
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| I think any really lasting relationship should be based on fear, don’t you? |
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| Oh dear. You know, in these circumstances, the gentlemanly thing to do is just let her leave. And don’t even think of asking for your money back. |
Post-orgasm
Lots of people say that they love the post-orgasm state best of all. I’m not sure about that. I’ve been in a post-orgasm state since Day 2 of my marriage, and I have to say, it’s not doing a lot for me. My wife says I should give it more time, though, and she’s usually right about these things. And everything else.
On we go:
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| I don’t know about you, but I always find I come up with a snappy answer to that sort of question just a few minutes later, when it’s really too late. |
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| Actually, quite a lot of the boys have burn marks, in all sorts of places, so the mistake’s understandable. Still – what a nuisance, eh? |
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| Young people have these wild enthusiasms. When she bought it, she thought she’d be making waffles every day, but soon enough it was left in the bottom of the cupboard, forgotten and unwanted. |
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| Women! So forgetful. It’s a good thing they’ve got us to look after them, isn’t it? |
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| Contempt. Many pro-dommes try to conceal it, but ladies – if you’re ever visited by Servitor, feel free to tell me exactly what you think of this forty seven year-old client… |
A love beyond price
Oh
darling, you’ll never guess what happened today when you were out at the interview. The strangest thing!
darling, you’ll never guess what happened today when you were out at the interview. The strangest thing!
That man came round – the one we met in the market the other
day. He’s called Reshad.
Anyway, he just came to the door, so I invited him in for
coffee. I thought it was a bit creepy at
first – you know, maybe he was interested in me. But he’s not.
Not at all. Do you know what?
He’s interested in you!
No, really. He said
you have a perfect rose-bud mouth, if you can imagine!
Anyway, of course I laughed and said you were spoken
for. And do you know what? He offered me money! I was laughing, and saying ‘no, no’ – you
know, making a joke of it. But I think
he was serious. Apparently, slavery is
legal in his country and he has a place way out in the desert where he keeps
all these men. Well, as slaves! Isn’t that just the weirdest thing! He was offering $350,000 by the end. Imagine!
That would pay off all our loans in one go. Actually, it would leave us $165,000 over, even if we paid off everything. He must be really rich.
Anyway, he was very persistent. Wouldn’t take no for an answer! So I said I’d think about it – just to get
him to go away, you know. And he straightaway said he’d
come back this evening with his two brothers and a van. And he said he’d have the
money in cash – now what was it he said in that funny accent of his?
Oh yes – he said “not that $350,000 peanuts bullshit! But proper money.” I don’t suppose he will, though.
He must be so rich.
Imagine being able to pay $350,000 just like that! Or even more!
I mean obviously you’re worth a lot more than $350,000! Oh – I don’t mean I’d ever be tempted! I mean, really! Even for that much money. Or even more.
Anyway, it’s barbarous, keeping people as slaves. I shudder to think about what they’d have to
do to you to make you use your little rose-bud mouth on them! You’re not at all like that, are you?
I mean if you wanted to try it that would be
different. But you don’t want to try
being a sex slave in the desert, do you?
Do you?
different. But you don’t want to try
being a sex slave in the desert, do you?
Do you?
No, I didn’t think so.
Well, I expect he was probably just joking anyway.
Anyway, how did the interview go? Do you think they’ll give you the job?
Aww…poor baby. Never mind. I’m sure something will turn up, sooner or later.
Don’t forget to drink up your milk, darling! I got it specially for you. Drink up every last drop. Down it goes! That’s right.
Too much mercy… often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to innocent victims who need not have been victims if justice had been put first and mercy second
A quote there from Agatha Christie. Sounds like my kind of lady!
On we go…
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| Amusingly, sometimes out there they lose all feeling because of the cold. No matter how many welts and bruises are inflicted – they don’t feel a thing! And it’s so funny then, when they’re brought back inside and warmed up. |
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| Rather thoughtless of Karen, I must say. No wonder she’s on her fourth marriage already. |
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| Plenty of time overnight to think about what you’re going to say about this in the morning. Sleep well. |
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| I think a little extra tribute next time might be in order, mmm? |
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| I once went on this date, with a girl who just kept on telling me how inadequate I was compared to ‘Karl’. It was awful – all, ‘Karl has a bigger cock’ and ‘Karl doesn’t have any problems getting hard’. Honestly, I don’t know who was the more embarassed; me or him. |
Boundaries
Another one that was just too long (ironically, enough, given the theme) for a caption.
…and I was thinking it would make things easier for both of
us, you see? Because I know how
frustrated you get, locked up in that thing,
So if you only have half as many balls, you ‘ll probably only want to
come half as often. And it’s better for
me too, because I won’t have to keep unlocking you every few months.
us, you see? Because I know how
frustrated you get, locked up in that thing,
So if you only have half as many balls, you ‘ll probably only want to
come half as often. And it’s better for
me too, because I won’t have to keep unlocking you every few months.
The penectomy? Well
that’s just cosmetic. I just thought we
could get you tidied up down there.
Make it a lot shorter.
that’s just cosmetic. I just thought we
could get you tidied up down there.
Make it a lot shorter.
Well, sure, I know I’ve always said it’s too short already. But I mean it is too short for penetration and
stuff like that. But you’re never going
to need it for that again, so we might as well cut it back a bit.
stuff like that. But you’re never going
to need it for that again, so we might as well cut it back a bit.
How much? How much of what?
Oh, I see. Well, as long as there’s enough there for you
to grab on to when I unlock it, I suppose. An
inch…maybe a bit more?
to grab on to when I unlock it, I suppose. An
inch…maybe a bit more?
No, not an inch
off, silly. An inch left.
off, silly. An inch left.
Hmmm?
Well, that’s why I’m talking to you about it. Our contract’s very clear that I can’t have
you castrated without consent. I meant
it then and I meant it now. I’d like you
to do this willingly, I really would. I
know it’s better for both of us.
Oh.
OK. Well, I’m sorry
you feel that way about it. I really
am. Maybe if you think about it a bit
longer, we can…?
you feel that way about it. I really
am. Maybe if you think about it a bit
longer, we can…?
Uh huh. Well, if you’re
going to be like that I guess there’s nothing more to talk about.
going to be like that I guess there’s nothing more to talk about.
Only, I have been thinking about it, you see. And I’ve been reading that contract we
signed. And I think you’ll find it
defines ‘castration’ as removal of the slave husband’s balls. Plural.
Not ball – balls. And it says
nothing about your cock, just that I can’t subject you to anything that removes
your ability to function sexually, without consent.
signed. And I think you’ll find it
defines ‘castration’ as removal of the slave husband’s balls. Plural.
Not ball – balls. And it says
nothing about your cock, just that I can’t subject you to anything that removes
your ability to function sexually, without consent.
And with your one ball, and your one-inch cock (and after
that little tantrum, you can forget about getting anything more than an inch,
buster!), your little messing can still happen.
Whenever I decide it’s OK.
that little tantrum, you can forget about getting anything more than an inch,
buster!), your little messing can still happen.
Whenever I decide it’s OK.
So, I’m afraid this is going to have to be one of those
things that the mistress decides and the slave husband just has to accept. And I’ve already made the booking and paid a
deposit anyway.
Hmmm? Oh, Wednesday I
think. Or was it Thursday? Bring me my diary – it’s in the hall.
think. Or was it Thursday? Bring me my diary – it’s in the hall.
