Crawling out of the woodwork

Here I go again:

Dread.  A fine healthy emotion, that I always find sneaks up on me as the Tube train gets to a few stations away from Her presence.


OWK torture yum yum
They might do some remodelling work on the bits of his face that still show, too.


Femdom magical mystery
They never really got the point of card tricks either.  Pick a card, slave!  No – wrong!  30 lashes!  Now pick another!


Femdom dominatrix nipple clamps eek!
Oh he loves it really.  Just as well, as he has two hours to go.





Tatooed slaves
Just some rough sketches really.



The act of divine worship is the inestimable privilege of man…

… the only created being who bows in humility and adoration.


Hosea Ballou 1771 – 1852


Crazy name, sensible guy!


On with the pictures of not-nekkid leddies:

Silence is golden says femdom wife
Don’t forget to say ang ooo.


Spanked to agreement
On reflection, you were just going to ask if she wanted a nice cup of tea, weren’t you?


Sexy car crashes now ooh my oohh my
Ah the smell of burning rubber, the screams, the sounds of sirens…  What’s that?  Bad taste?  Hey – YKINHK, right?


Sexy castratrix work talk
Hey – don’t knock it.  Imagine having a girlfriend who handles mens’ genitals all day for a living.  Hmmm? 


Strangled into submission
But later she overdid it and found that his attention disappeared completely.  Never mind.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

TLC

Tender loving cruelty, that is.

Smothering hotline
Let’s hope the helpline gets back to her quickly.  She doesn’t want a suffocated corpse lying around her flat – again.





Female supremacy means never having to admit youre wrong
Not that it really matters.





Anal hooks and testicular clamps oh my
Men who find it difficult to see their wives’ points of view should try it – it’s amazing what a few hours of agony can do.







Oh no.  Not Sarah.  Not again.  That’s just not fair.  Maybe you should say something?




Mini men crush fantasy
Thought I’d moved on, didn’t you?  Oh no.  She haunts my dreams…and my hard drive.

It’s all my fault

Nothing in particular.  Just generally.

Branded for wife
Come on now.  That’s got to be a hard limit.  Just look her straight in the eye and tell her you won’t let her.

Fear of femdom
Actually, fear and trust can go hand in hand to make the relationship fly.  Like love and contempt.


caned on the thighs too
Phew.  Let’s hope Miss Chalmer is in a kind mood too.



Slave tracker femdom
You should be grateful to her for making the effort to control every single aspect of your life.





Sweet dominant wife
Aaah…  Isn’t that nice.  It makes me think of our honeymoon.  Raoul was a real pig that whole time, too.



Gently does it

Let me just – ouch – try to settle myself back in this – oooh! – chair, and I’ll just see if I can get some pictures to put up.  Sorry.  With you in a moment.  Just a bit battered and bruised.  Thank you, Miss Black.


Ouch.  Right then.  Got some captioned images here somewhere, lovely fresh ones, ah here we go:

Get the pain with the strain
It’s actually a rhetorical question.  I’m not even sure there is a right answer, but believe me “Because they’ll be ripped right off and I’ll be left castrated in agony you evil bitch!” isn’t it.


Injection of humour
Just for Paltego.  He da man.


Orgasms are just vulgar anyway
Isn’t that special?


Occasionally I wonder whether anyone reads these bits wibble wibble lampost
Phobias are funny things, aren’t they?


Yo ho yo ho
Kindly humiliation – an underserved niche in the femdom market, I’ve often thought.

Gently brutal

Cruella 1980s heady days
Consent: it’s the most important word in BDSM.  Of course Jane will usually say it’s OK – but you should always, always ask.
Small penis humiliation again
And yet they’re too small for her boyfriend.  What a waste.

Denied thrice
I quite enjoy the occasional onesome.  It’s just the beating afterwards that bothers me.  In fact, I’m reporting tomorrow, so maybe I should watch what I say.
What a way to earn a living
It’s sad that there are still so many people in the economy who have to do such disgusting things for a living.  Still, quite a lot of investment bankers have now moved on to other careers, like our friend in this picture. 



Nullified by Raoul
Men understand men, you see.  She’d never have thought of that.



Unworthy thoughts



Obeyinf Cindy
To those who might argue that ‘HMS Cindy’ doesn’t sound scary enough, I can only say that you haven’t met Cindy when she’s cross…




Reassuring threats
Speak softly and carry a rattan cane.


Grim reality of despair
Actually, the way the caption starts off is a bit misleading.  Mark doesn’t actually have any good days.


One or off she ponders
So, David’s being done too.  That’s David, Michael…and didn’t Anishta have Rajiv done last year?  Goodness, you’re almost the only one in the circle of friends still fully intact.  There’s a thought to ponder.
Dressing for pleasure
Real dominant women love nothing more than to sit around in uncomfortable clothing having their boots made all slimey by being licked.  They all like to dress their slaves up as little girls, too.  It must be true, I’ve seen it on the Internet.


Rebel without a clue

She asked me, “What are you submitting to?” and I smirked and said “What have you got?”.

So she hit me.





I like this one.  I really do.  This is why I caption pictures.

Owwww!
It’s OK, you can scream if you like.  She doesn’t mind. Rather likes it, actually, if done with taste.





Domination Facial
You should be pleased.  Very few men can really make a woman laugh like that.





Toilet slavery and marriage, what a combination
We all have days that feel like that.  Harvey’s are just more literal.





Spiky chastity belt and spiky keyholder
You will thank her later, you know.

Contemplating the corner

Tumtitum.  Bad servitor.  Don’t look over here, just look at the pretty pictures please.




Thank you ma'am
It’s probably because you don’t really feel very grateful.  Don’t worry, that’ll come with time and effort.  And pain too.  Obviously.



The boots!  The boots!
What’s the time, Mrs Wolf?


Caned to sensitivity
He’s a sensitive man.  Very sensitive, right now.


It's what the riding whip is for
Women riding horses?  Frankly the whole thing just strikes me as too perverted for words.


Mistress starvation diet
Serves you right, you fat bastard*
* Unless you’re not.  In which case it doesn’t.
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