Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| If the other maids don’t mind, why should you? |
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| Paying €200 per hour only enhances the humiliation of line-writing or corner time, I find. |
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| And don’t forget that a spit-roast is charged at anal rates at both ends. |
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| They say size doesn’t matter, but even fully lubed up I find that it does. |
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| It’s symbolic of something or other. Most things are. |
Mistress Apple, there, of course and she’s right, they will.
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| Off to your mystery honeymoon destination. Exciting! |
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| My SO enjoys watching me write my name. There’s a whole bunch of forms waiting for me, as soon as I’ve finished this post. They’re all in Arabic, so I’ve no idea what they say but apparently they’re very important. |
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| Peggy pegs. |
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| People can be so cruel. Especially men. Bastards. |
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| He can explore his submisive side. Or not. It really won’t make much of a difference either way. |
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| I think writing lines is a ridiculous and pointless, tedious activity and there are few things I hate doing more than writing lines for hours at her command. I told her that just the other day. 500 times, in fact. |
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| I did an interview once. Check it out if you want to find out about the real Servitor, behind the leather mask. Don’t read it if the thought of knowing the real Servitor makes you nauseous. |
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| Ooh – looks like there might be a consciousness-raising session coming on! |
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| There wasn’t much to begin with. |
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| I often have ‘plenty to complain about’. Regretably, I’m not allowed so it all goes to waste. |
They’ve all got it… oh never mind.
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| I get reward points for spending on my SubbieCard. Every time I reach a certain threshold – a multiple of £20, actually so it’s almost every week – I get to drop into the bank and get slapped hard across the face. |
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| I, on the other hand, fervently hope that she’s going to behave exactly like this when we’re married. |
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| The time’s not wasted when it’s helping the marriage to work. |
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| Goodness, that sounds quite scary. What a good thing there are so many competent women looking after it. |
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| It’s a jungle out there. Much better off safe and sound behind bars. |
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| She doesn’t like ‘torturess’ either. It’s sexist. Like a woman can’t torture people just as well as a man, you know? Better, even. So don’t call her that. Call her… oh I don’t know. Something respectful, I’d suggest. Very respectful. |
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| ‘You’re a taxi!’ It’s an old joke, but I like to make my date laugh. Often, the evening together ends with her leaving my apartment almost hysterical with laughter. In fact, I bumped into an old flame the other day and she started giggling as soon as she saw me. |
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| No problem. That’s what Kenny is here for. He pays handsomely for the privilege, after all. |
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| I wouldn’t mind, but I read that book before, counting ‘the’ for another Mistress. |
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| Choking on someone else’s vomit? Unpleasant but, well, you know, Her kink is not your kink. Or anyone’s. |
Not the version by those dreadful yobs, of course, but by Mistress Joan.
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| Oh well, I suppose it’s something to take my mind off it. |
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| She’s Prisoner Welfare Officer too, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart. |
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| A lot of new findommes have the wrong idea about financial domination. It’s actually quite hard work. But not for the domme, obviously. |
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| This being a fantasy blog, I expect she’s going to ‘punish’ you by doing all the things you’ve always dreamed about, rather than just divorcing you and exposing you to ridicule in the newspapers. |
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| They’re very zealous about it. Indeed, I believe that some of his team are about to raid an establishment where they’ve received a tip-off about repeated violations of the ban on smoking in the workplace. They don’t give any warning – just burst straight in through the door, cameras at the ready. |
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| Well, I hope she finds something to amuse herself with while you’re busy with all that. |
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| You get to wear a nightie just like hers, too. |
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| And she has a lot more than ten commandments. |
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| I find I do some of my best thinking over a trestle. I think about stuff a lot when I’m there. |
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| Wow. I think that’s the niceest compliment any girl has ever paid me. |
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| You can invest in ethical slaves too – taking the pay packets of men working in charity organisations and suchlike. The returns aren’t as high, obviously, but you know you’re doing good whenever you whip extra performance out of them, not just doing well. |
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| Self-respect is a delusion to which males are often prone. |
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| She’s going to want the mess cleaned up and taken away, too. Let’s hope she’s remembered to bring a little bag this time. |
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| I’ve heard that a lot of great writers had a habit of getting up early and putting in a good solid four hours writing. Perhaps you could try that. |
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| Probably facing rather a severe dressing down, by the look of it. |
Those of you who have been reading this blog from the very begining in 2011 are very, very bad and perverted people who deserve to be forcibly may well recall that one of the very first posts was of the front pages of some magazines that had fallen through a erm… worm hole time dimensional vortex thingummy and landed on my desk.
Oh yes, you do remember. Of course you do. Stop lying – has no one ever told you it’s very naughty to lie, boy? Hmm? Look – just go here if you’re one of those johnny-come-latelies who’ve only started reading this in the last five years, OK?
The title was a little odd. I think back then I was occasionally trolling the followers of a rather devout Christian who had a blog of the same name, so there were a lot of religiously titled posts. He’s now publishing religious blog posts in the form of piss-takes of femdom porn too, oddly enough, so it all seems entirely fair.
Anyway: three magazines had arrived from the far future… 2014*, 2017 and 2019. I must have missed my copy of Subbie Hubbie Monthly back in 2014, but I have already reserved my copy of Dominant Lady Quarterly (at the special male price of just £2500 per copy), so I am looking forward to April.
Anyway (again): it happened a second time! Would you believe it? Three magazines, no doubt from the faaaaar far distant future. These ones don’t actually have dates on them, oddly enough. So.. yeah, here they are.
* Well I didn’t know this blog was going to be going on so long, did I? I thought I’d have something better to do with my time by now. Oh well.
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| And don’t worry if you find yourself crying at night, miserable, love-lorn and alone, OK? Cos she’s fine with that too. |
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| You don’t want to be one of those men that just satisifies his own sexual desire and leaves her unfulfilled, do you? No? Didn’t think so. Up you get, then. Don’t forget to scream on the way down. |
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| I used to have this problem of my sessions being over too quickly. So I complained to my domme and now we have this system whereby my session officially ‘starts’ 23 hours before I actually arrive. I get a 10% discount off the usual hourly rate too, so it’s a good deal really. |
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| So many new things to understand in this relationship. The dictionary’s a big help. So’s the shock collar, of course. |
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| What a lovely spanking bench. Don’t you think? |
