More OWKfacts! Completely and utterly true factoids about life, love and genital torture at the Other World Kingdom.
All pictures originally came from www.owk.cz and were found either there or on tumblr etc.
Even more strictly factual
Category: whip
Slap happy
You know what you deserve… but here are some pervy pictures instead.
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| Oh I do hope I get to wear that one. |
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| And paying them for it. And thanking them afterwards. And then in a few months doing it all again. Here, in my case. |
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| And this? I mean – do we have to put up with this sort of thing? Yes. |
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| Actually, slave-fighting’s illegal in most civilised countries. And he can definitely sue if he has his balls bitten off, so really he’s got nothing to worry about. |
This image from Tyrannized, like it says. Very good if you like your femdom in bright, primary colours.
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| I think you’re about to find out how ridiculous you look. And if I know Angie, so’s everyone else. |
Iterated domination
I took a course in game theory once. I was doing fine, but in the final exam there was a question about about ‘the prisoners’ dilemma under strictly dominated strategies’ … and for some reason after that I started thinking about something else, I just couldn’t concentrate and it all went wrong. I managed to scrape a passing grade by sucking up to the examiner, but that’s another story again.
More captioned images of female domination. I know you know, but the search engines need constant reminders, poor dears.
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| Women, eh? When they say they ‘want a talk’ it usually means we’ve done something wrong, doesn’t it? Oh well… better let the little woman have her say, or we’ll never hear the end of it! |
The image, of course, is from a very wonderful Cruella photoshoot from…oh, at least twenty years ago.
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| Yes, Ma’am, that spanking has made me think. Is there anything in particular you’d like me to think? Just say – I’ll think it. |
This lovely lady is Miss Audrey Knight. No idea who he is. Some bloke.
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| I don’t know how she catches so many. Yet there aways seem to be more when she locks you in the basement for the night. |
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| Multitasking… it’s a woman thing. |
Another Cruella shoot, more recent.
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| You’re not a sweaty loser are you? No, didn’t think so. And I’m not a creepy pervert. So that’s all right, then. |
La belle dame sans merci
More images of female domination, captioned ones.
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| Just scream to let them know when it’s back on, would you? |
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| If I want to keep those stats up, I guess I’m going to have to start offering housework tips here… |
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| Mmm…well, that was fun. Schoolboy session next month – four hours in detention writing lines, wasn’t it? Something to look forward to. |
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| Men – being crude and ignorant – need to train themselves to watch out for these subtle clues. Or women need to train them. |
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| Yes. Then they’ll definitely be gay. And married! |
Through the window
Oh, hi Mr Travis!
Are you leaning out just to say hi to me, or are you –
Oh dear. Again? Oh poor you. I think it’s awful the way she makes you bend over the window sill like that when she’s going to beat you. It must be so humiliating! I guess that’s part of the punishment, huh?
So what did you do this time?
Did you? Oh. We girls are quite particular about the way we have our dresses ironed. Ask your lodger next time – I might be able to give you some advice. Pleats are hard, though.
So is it the paddle again? I had a friend who used to get the paddle from his dad when I was a kid. He used to say it hurt like hell. One day his dad caught him saying that and paddled him double for profanity. Kinda fair, I guess.
No? Oh. I thought you got the paddle. What are you getting then?
A what? A “quirt”? What’s that?*
Oh. You mean, kind of like a whip? Oh boy, that sounds pretty rough. You get that just for messing up the ironing? Gee, you get whipped just for pleats not being straight. Your wife is kinda strict, huh?
Second time? Oh, OK. I guess you got the paddle last time, huh? Well, didn’t that make you kinda take extra care, this time, – and –
Yeah. Well, pleats are hard.
OK. Well anyway, I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable. I mean – I guess you’ll feel uncomfortable enough pretty soon! I’ll just swing here for a bit. I’ll try not to look at you, when –
Oh, hi Mrs Travis! How are you?
Yeah, pretty good. Isn’t it great that the sun’s out again? I could just be out here all day.
Hmmm? No, no he hasn’t been round with the lawnmower for a while. Well… yeah, he did say he would. But it’s OK. I quite like the grass this long. Any time’s fine.
No really, I don’t mind! I’m sure he had other things to do and – well, all right. I guess he’s your husband, huh?
Oh – and if he’s coming round anyway? Do you think he could cut back some of the bushes, going back to the garden house? Only they’re growing over the side and it’s… Well, I guess I could just ask him. But I thought I’d check with you first, because – oh wow, is that the ‘quirt’? Boy, I’m glad that’s not for me. Wow, that’s pretty serious, huh? What’s it like when it –
OH!
Oh my god! Did you just – ? Wow, that was a real crack, like a – oh my god. Are you sure he’s OK? He looks kinda – oh are you gonna do it agai – Oh MY GOD!
(Hurriedly) OK, well, I can see you guys want to get on with it so – OH! Wow! Three. That must really hurt! – yeah, I’ll just… actually, I left my book inside. See you!
The end
* this:
Worm’s eye view
Do worms actually have eyes? Or a point of view? I know I’m not allowed one of those, not about anything that matters.
Ah well, on we go.
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| Oh well. Never mind. |
This of course is Princess Kali, whose perfect balancing of sweetness and cruelty presses all the buttons I have. It’s the little tiara that always does it for me. Aaaahhh.
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| Oooh! Maybe Steve’s going to get a blowjob too? How exciting. |
The lady in the picture is Ashley Edmonds. She’s fantastic. Don’t know who the males are. But who cares? Just males.
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| I can imagine being very polite. But I expect she’s right. She usually is. |
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| Well, that’s very kind. She’ll stop being kind soon, don’t worry. |
Domina Irene Boss, of course, whose boots I am not fit to lick (I mean, even more than those of most ladies).
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| Must be awful. Don’t you think? |
Little things that make her laugh
Scenes from Servitor’s so-called life (Part 1 of rather too many).
I have to say, it was very disappointing, on my first date with Alice, that she not only laughed at my manhood, she pulled out a ruler and insisted on measuring it, right then and there. I just think that was a bit unnecessary, you know, especially on a first date like that. And quite apart from the humiliation it caused me, I think it was pretty unfair to spoil the evening for all those other diners. I still haven’t been back to that restaurant.
Ah well. On with more of this:
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| Ahhh. Isn’t that sweet? |
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| Well, she doesn’t always bother to tell him about it, not the detailed causes anyway. She’s just looking to share the pain, not for any suggestions he could come up with. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, you know? |
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| Let’s hope she doesn’t go home with someone this time, as the nights can get pretty uncomfortable. As long as no one at the club tries to pick her up, you should be all right, though., |
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| My mother always used to say that, when I was growing up. And when I discovered girls, in my teens, I understood what she meant. |
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| Well, that’s very kind of her, isn’t it? Very understanding. Not like Alice. Remember Alice? It’s a blog post about Alice… |
But I would walk 500 miles
And I will walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dum dum tiddly um dum tiddly um
da da – oh, sorry. Just singing with my headphones on. But the lyric is kind of on-topic. And so are these:
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| Even a cricket bat can be a penis whip. You just have to try. |
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| Wow. Sounds that like a pretty happy marriage to me. |
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| Bleak and depressing captioned images of female domination. You only get it here. Hi! I’m servitor. |
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| Do you think he knew? I think he knew. |
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| Too small to satisfy anyone… |
I know when I’ve been beaten
and sometimes the neighbours do, too.
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| Actually, that whip she gave him is pretty take-charge too. But it doesn’t hurt to make sure. Well..I mean, it does hurt. Obviously. |
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| A little light spanking? |
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| Yeah, come on. She’s right. Sometimes you just have to trust people. What’s the worst that can happen? Hmm? Oh – well apart from that, then. |
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| Her very first maid-boy! Bless. |
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| Business. It’s all about relationships. This particular relationship is female-led and abusive. Welcome to the team. Worm. |
Safe words
“Sorry” is usually fairly safe, I find.
Hmmm…
“Yes Mistress” is generally quite harmless too…
Not sure I know of any others.
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| Another day, another, err… |
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| I used to think it was a load of nonsense, but then I went on a gender sensitivity course and was surprised to discover just how sensitive parts of my body could become. |
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| I have nothing to say. |
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| Isn’t technology wonderful? Just a few fingers swiped across this simple device and all the household chores are done and there’s an extra €10,000 in her bank account. Amazing. |
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| Nothing wrong with a few visible signs of a good healthy loving relationship. |
