Oh! Well, ermm… I mean I’m flattered obviously,
but..
No,
no, it’s not that I’m doing anything else, it’s just that…
Well,
as we’re going to be working together I took the liberty of looking you up on
ratemyboyfriend.com. And it –
– oh, it’s a sort of dating information
site. Women-only. It’s very popular
just now. Most men are in it –
Anyway,
I was looking you up on that and you’re in the five inches or fewer category, you see, and I just think I like to have a slightly larger
penis than yours, if you don’t mind. You
know – I mean I could live with six inches or even a bit less, but…
Sure,
no problem at all. Nothing personal, I
hope you weren’t offended?
Great. Actually, I don’t think it would work out
anyway. I tend to like to go a few
times, so I look for an average of at least three or more per night, and yours
is only 0.6. I guess it doesn’t always
work? I know there are some women who
don’t mind that. But I do.
Oh – and the thing you like to do with the sweaty
trainers? I’m afraid I’m just not
into –
Hmm? Who? Oh, someone called Cindy I think. Probably not her real name. Prostitutes rarely provide them. It was only last Tuesday anyway, so you must
remember –
Sure! Sure, we’ll say no more about it. See you in the team meeting tomorrow! Have a good evening!