Category: size matters

Scenes from Servitor’s so-called life (Part 1 of rather too many).

I have to say, it was very disappointing, on my first date with Alice, that she not only laughed at my manhood, she pulled out a ruler and insisted on measuring it, right then and there.  I just think that was a bit unnecessary, you know, especially on a first date like that.  And quite apart from the humiliation it caused me, I think it was pretty unfair to spoil the evening for all those other diners.  I still haven’t been back to that restaurant.

Ah well.  On with more of this:

Ahhh.  Isn’t that sweet?

Well, she doesn’t always bother to tell him about it, not the detailed causes anyway.  She’s just looking to share the pain, not for any suggestions he could come up with.  It’s a Mars/Venus thing, you know?

Let’s hope she doesn’t go home with someone this time, as the nights can get pretty uncomfortable.  As long as no one at the club tries to pick her up, you should be all right, though.,

My mother always used to say that, when I was growing up.  And when I discovered girls, in my teens, I understood what she meant.

Well, that’s very kind of her, isn’t it?  Very understanding.  Not like Alice.  Remember Alice?  It’s a blog post about Alice…