More attempts at covers of magazines that really ought to exist.






The lovely ‘Victoria’ from Cruella, of course, with whom (in magazine form) I spent rather more time than was good for me back around 1989 or so.
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It’s important to think about her needs, not just your own selfish desire not to be in agony. |
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To be fair, many femdom activities seem unlikely to be compatible with evolutionary success. Chastity, for one. |
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Oh good. I wonder what it is. |
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She has testimonials from several hundred eternally unsatisfied clients to prove it. |
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I’ll go to the end of the line, then. |
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I just hate feeling useless… |
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Actually, the little hole can be opened up wider. But not for food. |
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Pookles is beginning to wonder whether he should put his foot down in this relationship. Or just throw himself on the floor and scream uncontrollably. |
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Don’t try to understand women’s sexuality. It’s more complex and subtle than the male variety. |
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Maybe she’ll let you kiss her feet afterwards, before dragging yourself from her presence. |
And a little bit of found femdom for you. This is the webcomic Fluffy Bunny, which seems to be quite old but I had not encountered before. Mostly it’s a bit too cute for my tastes, but I did like this one:
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Oh no. Don’t tell me I married an escape artist. Again. |
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Scurry scurry scurry. |
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Thank goodness it’s nothing personal. |
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That looks very motivating, doesn’t it? I think just one of those rods would motivate me, so a whole bunch wrapped together like that… I feel motivated just looking at them. |
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I wouldn’t mind, but he’s the priest who married us and that just seems wrong. Still… very nice shoes. |
Grand, epic, homicidal.
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Armpit Fetishist Monthly is just another example of the decline of traditional media, another fine publication swept away by the Internet. I recall their cookery page with particular affection. |
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My office established a system of disciplinary procedures for inappropriate sexual activity. Which to my mind is just having your cake and eating it too… or would be, were I allowed cake. |
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I’m thinking of paella – perhaps a nice Rioja to go with it? And maybe Roger might like to try bastinado, in keeping with the Spanish theme. |
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With luck, she’ll take up chewing gum obsessively. |
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Love hurts and so does she. |
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Perhaps she ought to explore ways to teach him what her orgasm sounds like. There must be opportunities, for an independently-minded lady such as her. | . |
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Actually, most of the women I have ever paid to mistreat me are very kind to animals. Maybe it’s a balance thing. |
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Thank badness for that. |
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Hmm… let’s think. I’m not staying at a Travellodge, OK? I do have some standards. |
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Maybe I’m just hungry… I expect she’d say that’s because she’s feeding me too often. |
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And she’s having sex for both of you now, so it’s quite a lot of work. |
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Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth. |
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Bob’s shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now. If he wins, I wonder if he’ll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech? Behind every successful man, they say… |