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There now – you can’t say she didn’t consider it. |
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I believe she’s right. |
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It’s good to be special. |
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Oh well, as long as she doesn’t give a fuck, I suppose it’s all right. |
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Yes Ma’am. |
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Of course, this blog is strongly opposed to real bullying. Just keep it for play, in session, that’s what I say. Not that She ever listens, when I do. |
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It’s odd the things women find sexy, isn’t it? For some it’s chunky jumpers, for others it’s brutal, relentless torture. Mars, Venus, whatever – you know? |
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That sounds fair. I’m certainly not going to argue. |
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She deserves a night off, I reckon. She can always pick it up wherever she left off, tomorrow morning. |
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Actually, in most conversations it’s good to have a hairbrush handy. Just in case. |
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Quite right. What’s the worst that can happen? |
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Actually, all her dungeon equipment is. |
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Philosophy. It’s a girl thing. |
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Again. |
True on so many levels.
I hope you had a good Christmas. I don’t know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and ‘scheduled’ it weeks in advance.
In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid off and the caption-writing outsourced to Bangladesh, where teams of underpaid workers assemble femdom-themed attempts at erotica and wit using cast-offs from other, more interesting, sites. Sad, but true – like everything else on this blog.
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Don’t worry if you can’t fill it. Just ask one of the other men standing alongside you. I’m sure they won’t mind. |
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Boyfriends! The curse of the sissy sub’s life. Still, I suppose someone has to play the football. |
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It’s good that she’s not letting these petty irritations affect her work. No messing about, just getting on with it. That’s the way. |
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Ah, the majesty of the legal system. |
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“Servitor” is nice, I’ve often thought. |
You know what you deserve… but here are some pervy pictures instead.
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Oh I do hope I get to wear that one. |
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And paying them for it. And thanking them afterwards. And then in a few months doing it all again. Here, in my case. |
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And this? I mean – do we have to put up with this sort of thing? Yes. |
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Actually, slave-fighting’s illegal in most civilised countries. And he can definitely sue if he has his balls bitten off, so really he’s got nothing to worry about. |
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I think you’re about to find out how ridiculous you look. And if I know Angie, so’s everyone else. |
More images of female domination, captioned ones.
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Just scream to let them know when it’s back on, would you? |
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If I want to keep those stats up, I guess I’m going to have to start offering housework tips here… |
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Mmm…well, that was fun. Schoolboy session next month – four hours in detention writing lines, wasn’t it? Something to look forward to. |
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Men – being crude and ignorant – need to train themselves to watch out for these subtle clues. Or women need to train them. |
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Yes. Then they’ll definitely be gay. And married! |
Just for all those of you too excited at the thought of all these pictures of dominant ladies to type into Google correctly.
One of the most common search terms for people finding this blog is “Contemplating the devine”. No. Just no. Write it out correctly 500 times, and then go and see Miss Hardcastle, boy!
On we go.
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Where else could you be? |
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Clue: the right answer is “Yes” or, better, “Yes, Mistress”. Don’t worry – you can always borrow the money if you haven’t got it! |
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Men say the oddest things sometimes. That’s why sensible wives don’t let them speak without permission. |
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The safeword is your credit card number. |
It’s not as much fun as it sounds.
And nor is this, but I’m incorrigible… despite knowing quite a few ladies for whom correction is a career.
Why don’t I just shut up and get on with it, you ask?
Oh. OK.
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OK, so she shouldn’t have done that. But then he shouldn’t have got cross, should he? I mean, really. |
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Good thing you were there to help out. |
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What’s the problem? He still paid, didn’t he? |
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Too much self-loathing there for you? Oh, you’re really not going to like the one below, then. |
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I did warn you. Loser. |
Mostly, that’s me. But occasionally, my behaviour has consequences, and sometimes I just have to sit quietly and reflect upon that.
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Just talk about whatever comes to mind. |
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Actually, several of her classmates still fear her, but they pay for the privilege now. |
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His and hers – something for everyone. But always check it fits before leaving the shop. |
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I expect she’ll be terribly embarassed when she discovers her mistake. |
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No really. You’ll be screaming too. You’ll see. |
The title based of course on the splendid in concept (but disappointing in realisation – just ask a frustated 13 year old desperately looking for femdom material in the early 1980s) nineteenth century novel She, by H Rider Haggard. There’s actually a sequel too, called Ayesha (although I always thought it ought to have been called She’s Back), which puts me in mind of a remarkable lady with a more serious and worthy blog than this one. She has introduced me and others to the concept of “saudade“, which makes me think that I am perhaps spiritually Galician-Portuguese.
Anyway, this isn’t getting those captioned images of female domination onto your screens and into your brains, so we’d better get on with it.
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Or don’t keep calm. That bit’s up to you. |
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I think she’ll come to appreciate the gift in time. Young love is all very well, but experienced wives know the value of a good leather whip. |
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If you’re considering asking for a refund, do bear in mind that she is still holding the whip. |
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I don’t know why some men pay for public humiliation. It’s easy enough to get it for free, I find. |
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She genuinely doesn’t want to drown him. There was such a fuss about the last one, after all. |