Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
…if you spot any of those, do let me know, won’t you?
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| No taxation without, err…. |
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| Sounds exciting. |
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| I always find the washing instructions on clothes hard to understand. So did he, apparently. |
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| It wouldn’t really be asking permission if she didn’t say no, now and then, would it? |
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| It rarely is, actually. In fact, I don’t know about you but I’ve always found the standard travel phrasebooks to be pretty useless in session. I’m thinking of writing in to complain. |
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| nnnn nnnNNN NNNGGG! nngg nnnng! |
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| Oh well. It’ll be agony this time, around, but…it’s not as if you masturbate often. Is it? |
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| Oddly, I understand this is one exception to the rule ‘everything tastes like chicken’. It just doesn’t. |
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| Good thing you’re into humiliation. You’ll be getting lots of that. |
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| Actually, it’ll be quite a bit cheaper than having it done back in a properly equipped facility in the First World. More holiday spending money – can’t object to that! |
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| There now – you can’t say she didn’t consider it. |
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| I believe she’s right. |
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| It’s good to be special. |
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| Oh well, as long as she doesn’t give a fuck, I suppose it’s all right. |
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| Yes Ma’am. |
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| Of course, this blog is strongly opposed to real bullying. Just keep it for play, in session, that’s what I say. Not that She ever listens, when I do. |
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| It’s odd the things women find sexy, isn’t it? For some it’s chunky jumpers, for others it’s brutal, relentless torture. Mars, Venus, whatever – you know? |
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| That sounds fair. I’m certainly not going to argue. |
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| She deserves a night off, I reckon. She can always pick it up wherever she left off, tomorrow morning. |
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| It’s not a good thing to go around with suspicious, negative thoughts about any relationship. If you start thinking ‘What if Mistress murders me?’ each time, then you’re just not going to enjoy the session, and who does it benefit anyway? I mean, really? |
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| Actually, in most conversations it’s good to have a hairbrush handy. Just in case. |
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| Quite right. What’s the worst that can happen? |
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| Actually, all her dungeon equipment is. |
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| Philosophy. It’s a girl thing. |
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| Again. |
True on so many levels.
I hope you had a good Christmas. I don’t know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and ‘scheduled’ it weeks in advance.
In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid off and the caption-writing outsourced to Bangladesh, where teams of underpaid workers assemble femdom-themed attempts at erotica and wit using cast-offs from other, more interesting, sites. Sad, but true – like everything else on this blog.
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| Don’t worry if you can’t fill it. Just ask one of the other men standing alongside you. I’m sure they won’t mind. |
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| Boyfriends! The curse of the sissy sub’s life. Still, I suppose someone has to play the football. |
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| It’s good that she’s not letting these petty irritations affect her work. No messing about, just getting on with it. That’s the way. |
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| Ah, the majesty of the legal system. |
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| “Servitor” is nice, I’ve often thought. |
You know what you deserve… but here are some pervy pictures instead.
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| Oh I do hope I get to wear that one. |
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| And paying them for it. And thanking them afterwards. And then in a few months doing it all again. Here, in my case. |
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| And this? I mean – do we have to put up with this sort of thing? Yes. |
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| Actually, slave-fighting’s illegal in most civilised countries. And he can definitely sue if he has his balls bitten off, so really he’s got nothing to worry about. |
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| I think you’re about to find out how ridiculous you look. And if I know Angie, so’s everyone else. |
More images of female domination, captioned ones.
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| Just scream to let them know when it’s back on, would you? |
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| If I want to keep those stats up, I guess I’m going to have to start offering housework tips here… |
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| Mmm…well, that was fun. Schoolboy session next month – four hours in detention writing lines, wasn’t it? Something to look forward to. |
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| Men – being crude and ignorant – need to train themselves to watch out for these subtle clues. Or women need to train them. |
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| Yes. Then they’ll definitely be gay. And married! |
Just for all those of you too excited at the thought of all these pictures of dominant ladies to type into Google correctly.
One of the most common search terms for people finding this blog is “Contemplating the devine”. No. Just no. Write it out correctly 500 times, and then go and see Miss Hardcastle, boy!
On we go.
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| Where else could you be? |
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| Clue: the right answer is “Yes” or, better, “Yes, Mistress”. Don’t worry – you can always borrow the money if you haven’t got it! |
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| Men say the oddest things sometimes. That’s why sensible wives don’t let them speak without permission. |
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| The safeword is your credit card number. |
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| You have laugh really, eh? All those bitter tears of loss… Over someone else’s balls. Funny. Isn’t it?
By the way, I shall be on holiday for about the next two and a half weeks. The blog will continue to update itself twice a week via the magic of ‘scheduler’ *. But if I don’t respond to your comment for a few weeks, it’s not because I am rude, or too lazy to do so**, it’s just because I’m not really here. But I’d like you to keep commenting anyway…
*actually, to tell the truth most of the captions and stories these days are produced using an AI script anyway, which is why they are so repetitive and formulaic. The real ‘Servitor’ died of shame about six months ago. Nobody cared.
** unless of course you are a representative of the ruling gender, in which case my failure to reply is a sign of laziness and rudeness, and I hope you’ll be taking appropriate disciplinary measures to deal with this disgracefully impertinent behaviour.
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It’s not as much fun as it sounds.
And nor is this, but I’m incorrigible… despite knowing quite a few ladies for whom correction is a career.
Why don’t I just shut up and get on with it, you ask?
Oh. OK.
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| OK, so she shouldn’t have done that. But then he shouldn’t have got cross, should he? I mean, really. |
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| Good thing you were there to help out. |
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| What’s the problem? He still paid, didn’t he? |
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| Too much self-loathing there for you? Oh, you’re really not going to like the one below, then. |
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| I did warn you. Loser. |