…but it’s all I’ve got.
Former boyfriends… bane of my life. |
I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero. |
…but it’s all I’ve got.
Former boyfriends… bane of my life. |
I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero. |
(although finding someone to whom to be servile can run to several hundred pounds an hour, in my experience)
This is something many men still have to learn. Just because a woman chooses to wear something sexy, you can’t assume she’s doing so for your pleasure. |
Mis-statement I’d like to forget? |
One day he’s going to have to give up the thing that matters most to him. Her. |
Yeah, the usual order. |
According to Wikipedia’s page on Order Theory: “In other contexts, orders may capture notions of containment.” Well, that’s certainly true. There are several types of orders, if I understand correctly, among which ‘strict ordering’ is clearly the best.
Oh, I think we know what Natasha’s going to say. She’s been breaking boys’ legs since she was a teenager. |
Sounds like a lot of fun. Get to work! |
If everything not OK, there might be some bureaucratic formalities to go through, at the male holding centre. |
You have something you’d rather spend 60% of your income on, than the divine Lady Sophia Black? |
She’s gone to all that trouble. The least you can do is suffer for her, hmm? |
A good caning never hurt anyone, right?
Oh, hang on…
I think I’m pretty strongly oriented towards serving Mistress Eleise already. |
What to do… what to do. |
Ermm… oh, you know. Nothing really. Just one of those things. Forget I said anything. Please? |
You should stand up for your rights. When you’ve finished bending over for the cane, obviously. |
I hope she doesn’t mind frantic tugging at the bonds, and pitiful pleading, mixed in with the screaming. |
She’ll probably be able to empathise more with your pain, now. Probably |
She seems to be controlling his masculinity problem nicely. |
She loves her work. You will too. |
I think she’s recognising that his behaviour has been causing pain in their marriage – but not quite enough pain. |
I wonder how the consultant goes about measuring her? |
Secondary sexual characteristics – they’re even more annoying than the primary ones, sometimes. Fortunately, a simple surgical procedure can deal with both at the same time. |
…and isn’t that great? Warning: safe for work video after the link.
But what if he never gets to like it? Hmm. Not sure she’s thought this one through. |
Don’t even ask what the chicken mask is for. A magician never gives up her secrets. |
Well, he wasn’t treated exactly like that, obviously. Dommes tend to keep their places heated quite well, for one thing, in my experience. |
Perhaps he should discuss it with his wife. Or perhaps she should, directly. |
Don’t worry – she’ll give her one more chance. She’s quite forgiving really. She’s just cross because she’s got to go to all the trouble of murdering you and disposing of the body, that’s all. |
I myself am very firmly opposed to corporal punishment. Forunately, nobody pays a blind bit of attention to my views. |
She’s good at riddles, too. |
Send him out? Honestly, Henry shouldn’t let her just boss him around like that. He should stand up for himself… be a man. |
See if you can spot the eight men concealed within this picture! |
… in with the younger, sexier and less fucking annoying – as my SO likes to say.
This year She’s decided that my new year’s resolutions will remain Her own secret. Pretty exciting! She’s going to make a little note every time I break one of my resolutions, then deal with it all at the end of the year. That way I can’t sneakily avoid puishment by complying, She says. So that should be fun! Apparently, I’ve broken two of them already.
Anyway, with a slightly nervous twitch in case posting captioned images is one of the things I’ve resolved to cut out, here are the first captioned images of 2017! Just like all the previous ones, huh?
I think you should stand up for yourself. Who does Katie think she is, anyway? Go on – man up. |
Male class can be quite uncomfortable, but it’s a lot better than it was in the early days of commercial aviation. You’re inside, for a start and that makes quite a difference. |
He’s probably fine. Men’s brains can go for long periods without oxygen without loss of any useful functions anyway. |
Most wedding venues keep a spanking chair somewhere around – just ask the organisers. |
…but of course they all are, are they not?
Ah well. Back to real life. |
Don’t worry about the spanking marks. She won’t be embarassed. |
Many men come too early. January, February – that kind of thing But with the right amount of control (preferably made of steel) you should find you can hold back almost indefinitely. |
I have my testosterone levels checked twice a year. They’ve never found any yet, but you can’t be too careful about these things. |
I’m delighted to say my SO reaches orgasm every time she has sex. I can usually hear it even from my cage down in the cellar. |
Who said she was pissed off? A bit disrespectful, if you ask me. I reckon Dave should report him for that. |
Don’t worry, it won’t kill you. Not at only two a day. |
I’m tempted to say somethng about ‘hanging around’ but I don’t want to beaten up by irate readers… oh hang on, yes I do. |