Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| But don’t forget your manners: introduce her to your workmates too, as otherwise they’ll feel awkward. |
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| Don’t worry, she’ll give you something later to wash away the nasty taste. |
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| Better than those guys who accidentally press the button when the camera’s pointing downward and take pictures of their dicks. |
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| Never liked blindfolds or hoods… this is why. |
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| Not too big, not too small. |
I always try to be.
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| You could try combining the two? |
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| She should really increase your housekeeping allowance, you know. I think you should take a stand on this. Be a man, you know? |
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| Just a joke, OK? If you’re religious at all, please be reassured that I have the utmost respect for all religions. I uphold your right to worship your god, whatever you call Her. |
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| She’s really making an effort to satisfy your fetish here. |
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| Hmm. Looks like they didn’t read my email about my likes and dislikes in session. The corset is supposed to stay on. Plus, I’m pretty sure I didn’t request the whole plastic sheeting, knives and blood thing. I’ll have to have a word. |
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| There is actually a technique for pushing a pole all the way through a man’s alimentary canal without causing internal injuries. Sadly, she doesn’t know it. |
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| I would explain, but Someone doesn’t allow me to speak to strangers. Or, indeed, people we know. |
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| Residents staying for longer get a food dispenser too. But you’ll be OK without – it’s only ten days. |
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| I’m surprised he can afford to visit her, on a teacher’s salary. Still, he gets his money’s worth. |
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| I’ve actually set up my loozr account so it automatically sends a message to any woman who spends longer than five minutes within ten metres of me. I don’t know what the message says, but on the very rare ocasions it’s been used, it seems to have been quite effective. |
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| Well, all right. As long as I get to have my say on the subject. |
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| That’s fair. |
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| It’s so hard to choose sometimes, isn’t it? Hmm… would I rather have a cock in my mouth or a turd? It’s so hard being submissive – I’ll bet other sexual perversions don’t end up causing such dilemmas. |
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| It’s actually doubly unfair to set particularly hard questions to boys, because we’re stupider. |
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| Hope she reads the instructions. Apparently, if you exceed the recommended dose, it can cause quite a lot of discomfort. I mean, more than the intended discomfort, obviously. |
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| Not much of a twist in the storyline in that caption I’ll admit, but sometimes the expression is just, perfectly right. |
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| And they say romance is dead. |
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| Watch out for the bottom-pinchers. |
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| If they manage to catch him and chain him up again, I expect they’ll work out their anger together. |
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| Don’t be afraid to give in to your feelings, Diana. Do not try to fight who you are. |
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| He doesn’t look very brave. |
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| Actually, men in relationships always hate it when their partners throw out their stuff. I remember the day my SO sent all my clothes to the charity shop. I cried for days at the time but She told me I’d thank Her for it eventually, and so of course I did. |
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| Hmm. I wonder if I should ask him to pay some of the cost… this wasn’t cheap and he got all the fun. |
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| He’s lucky. I have to fill a whole page with silver or gold stars to earn any kind of reward. |
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| Yes, best to keep it vanilla at first. And then you can move on to more adventurous play when you get to know each other a little better. |
… with me as the frog.
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| She’s trying to de-clutter. |
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| Should last her until the spring, her favourite time of the year, when the first fresh green nettles start to arrive. |
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| It’s probably that damn dog. The same one that keeps stealing her used underwear. |
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| It’s a service industry. |
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| I guess she would. Vigorously, immediately and without mercy. |
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| Anyway, she can’t chat long. She’s just off to the pet shop. Wants to buy a couple of dogs, apparently. |
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| It’ll be good when you’re married and you can just just be yourself. |
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| I’m gender non-binary. Well.. gender fractional, anyway. About 1/7, my SO reckons. |
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| Forgetfulness? |
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| It’s good to know a domme with a really creative imagination. |
… all the way to the chip shop.
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| It might. |
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| Let’s hope he doesn’t say anything embarrassing. |
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| A male submisive who fantasises about domestic drudgery but actually doesn’t know the first thing about housework? Wow – pretty crazy idea, huh? |
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| The worst of it is, she doesn’t allow me nearly enough pocket money to even dream of saving up to pay for a session with her. So it’ll be bananas all the way. |
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| She knows, having tested a few to destruction. |
Philomena Cunk has the answer. Men are just like women really, they’ve got their own little personalities.
Not femdom – I just adore Diane Morgan.
This that follows is femdom, obviously.
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| A romantic moment. Treasure it. |
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| Hmmm. Now if only I could unlock this collar, to get the word out to the other men… Oh well. |
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| She sounds even Mina than the lovely ladies in the picture. |
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| Nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing. |
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| Or why the world’s hair is such a weird colour. |
