Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? I hope so. I didn’t, not really. But apparently I got what I needed and what I deserved, which I’m given to understand is actually better for me. So that’s nice.
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I wonder what she’s talking about. The usual explanatory notes didn’t come with this one, I’m afraid.
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I remember – very soon after I started seeing the lady who became my SO – very nervously broaching the subject of whether she might be prepared to try incorporating a little light spanking play into our bedroom routines. But she wasn’t really up for it. She said she preferred to stick with the bullwhip, shock baton and testicle clamps so I just pretended I’d been joking and I dropped the whole subject. I’ve often wondered how my life might have been different, had she said she’d try it… but it’s no use wishing for what might have been, is it?
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Well… sex is important in her work, just as crime is important in a policewoman’s.
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It’s going better than she’d dared to hope and she hasn’t even reached the gravel yet.
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Oh dear… she’s not exactly trying to make you feel special, is she? But then, you’re not.
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