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Category: pillory
Slavish loyalty
…it’s the best sort.
Angel with the scourge
A feminine touch
Damned lies and sadistics
The lovely Mistress Mina Thorne, of course, about to show off her CBT skills. I’d like to link to her web site but I am not at all sure that this is actually her, as I read somewhere she is retired, sin which case I’m afraid your C and B will just have to be T-ed by someone else. Unless she isn’t retired, in which case they won’t. I expect someone will know?
So you couldn’t even save up a few weeks’ pocket money? No wonder she prefers Harold – I mean, apart from all the other reasons, obviously. |
In-laws can take some getting used to and there’s no harm in getting out of the occasional evening with a little white lie, especially if you spend that evening learning to be a better husband. |
A quick succession of busy nothings
More captioned images of ladies occasionally displaying daring glimpses of ankle, or elegantly-shaped necks. Yes, it’s more hot chicks in empire-line dresses. Just the sort of porn you come to the Internet looking for, right? Right?
It’s what you’re getting today, anyway. Lovelies in lingerie, leather and latex will reappear in future posts, don’t worry. Well… these ladies are presumably wearing lingerie too. Some kind of unmentionables, anyway. You just don’t get to see them.
A few bad men
Most of the choices I face are no-brainers, which all the women who have ever known me would probably agree is just as well. |
Princess Kali, there – lovely and an accomplished author too.
She could even theme your confession with the outfit by putting the lasso of truth around you. That would be a nice, gentle start to what is about to happen. |
Let’s hope the greeting ritual she chooses is number 17. I’m particularly good at that one. |
Come on… you’ve got this. Two pawns down is nothing – you started with ten of them, right? Something like that. Try moving one of the little horsey ones. |
Embarassingly accurate
I wonder if she’s jealous that she never gets to do the ironing any more? |
The girls could probably handle more than ten reasons, but at that point the boys would run out of fingers so it’s probably best not to go there. |
Don’t worry, he won’t be there all night. She’s got a pillory in the bedroom too. In fact, it’s the same model so he can just stagger there still wearing the cross-piece and it slots right in. |
You could try licking the tears back up. |
Strictly enforced whims
C’mon, give it a chance. She wore the red dress for you, after all. |
Oh well, so much for that day out. |
This could turn into a vicious spiral. |
People can be so cruel
Thank goodness.
Julia? Oh… she can be a bit difficult, but, y’know: I can’t complain. |
That’s all right – plenty of time to learn. |