A new theme. No resemblance to any actual products made by real companies with highly litigious legal departments is intended.
Pitch black
Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
You have missed your calling !
Ah, well, if the sales of any Products do increase as a result of this little campaign, I’ll want my commission, gameboy.
But I suspect this is a more likely outcome.
Best wishes
S
My thoughts exactly
Edit: “My thoughts exactly” meaning I agree with Gameboy: should have been a copywriter (or perhaps you were)
Perhaps I was. But I wasn’t. I think I’d like to try my hand at ‘selling’ the vanilla male population on femdom, though, as it’s so lovely and it’s heartbreaking that they’re missing out.
“Femdom: like a regular romantic relationship but with more sexual frustration and frequent slaps to the face.”
“Guys – is your relationship too pleasant? Try femdom.”
“Worried your girlfriend is too appreciative of your little gifts? Try financial domination for a truly contemptuous rejection.”
And so on. Convinced I’ve never been a copywriter, yet?
Best wishes
S
“Things go better with Cock”.
As no one has ever said to me afterwards.
Nonny
You can’t beat the real thing, Nonny, especially not if it’s locked away.
Best wishes
S