Out with the old, in with the new

New year, new…well, more…of the same sort of really…captioned images of female domination!

Obviously.

Sigh.  Back to it.

Chastity made simple
My Significant Other reckons some people over-complicate chastity play.  You lock someone up – he’s in chastity.  Job done, and you can get on with your life.
 
 
Strippagram treatment
Actually, I think one of them has a Girl Guides first aid qualification.
 
 

The problem being, of course, that Madame Sarka likes the cooked meat arranged in a gentle curve.  And she’s not as lenient.
 

Independent thought is over-rated.  Just take the pill.
 

It’s best not to worry too much about what people think of you, I find.

I know when I’ve been beaten

and sometimes the neighbours do, too.

Keira hands over control
Actually, that whip she gave him is pretty take-charge too.  But it doesn’t hurt to make sure.  Well..I mean, it does hurt.  Obviously.
 

Bullwhip femdom sarcasm
A little light spanking?
 

Mean cheerleaders
Yeah, come on.  She’s right.  Sometimes you just have to trust people.  What’s the worst that can happen?  Hmm?  Oh – well apart from that, then.
 

Other world kingdom maid or was anyway
Her very first maid-boy!  Bless.
 

Good hard thrashing dammit
Business.  It’s all about relationships.  This particular relationship is female-led and abusive.  Welcome to the team. Worm.

I will feel a glow just thinking of you…

…and the way it felt, last night.  Thank you, Ma’am.



You might want to refer back to my series: Seven secrets of a happy marriageUrgently.
 
 
Serving Keira
Men, eh?  Only interested in one thing, and –  excuse me?  Down here?  There’s a caption too, and I..  Hello?  Oh never mind, I know when there’s something more interesting to look at.
 
 




Spanked by Jessica Rabbit oh my
I’m not one of those men who won’t cry in front of women.  Just the opposite, actually.
 

Woah!  Might be time for a safeword, there.
 

If you have any comments on this captioned image, I’ll be in the homeless refuge round the corner, OK?

I have to praise Her

…like I should…

Whipped to orgasm

Although to be fair, it takes him even longer.  Months, usually.
 

Terminal OWK - very poor taste
Oh don’t worry – it’s just a caption, she’s not really that unfeeling.  Anyway, she got another one, so it all ended up well.
 

Female led marriage
Marriage – it takes some getting used to.  Just deciding to eat whenever you feel like it, thinking only of yourself, entering or leaving a room without permission, owning things – you just have to gradually accept that you don’t do that any more.
 

One femdom swallow does not a summer...oh Im not going there
Refusng to swallow could turn out to be quite hazardous to your health, though.
 

Muzzled by his domme
Mmmmpphrrrnnnghhhh.
 

Awe and shock

OWK ladies with slaves
They operate a performance management system of penalties and rewards.  If you perform badly, you’re punished severely.  If you perform well, you’re punished a bit less severely.  Probably. 
 

Yet more small cock humiliation
Actually, I have a chapter about dealing with this sort of rejection in my new self-help book, called She’s just not that into you – because you’re a sad little weirdo with a tiny cock.
 

Chastity key to happiness
All sorts of ways that conversation could go.  “What key?” would be a bad thing to hear, for instance.
 

Domme shoots the pervert
Enjoy.
 

Female led - very female led
It’s a good thing someone’s got willpower, anyway.

Unconditionally surrendered

The human furniture was easier to dispose of.
She did promise you a night to remember.


Male prostitute female client
You’ll earn those extra dollars. 


How disgraceful another catratrix caption
I went out once a girl once who had a castration fetish.  We haven’t seen each other for years, but there’s a part of me that will always be hers.

(Thank you.  Thank you.  I’ll be here all week.  Hey – how many castratrices does it take to change a lightbulb…)


 
Implied disciplinary wife
Good thing you’re not going anywhere today.  Plenty of time to talk about it.
Incidentally, if you like this blog (and I have to tell you: you’re really wasting your time here if you don’t), you’ll almost certainly like this one as well.  He doesn’t put the captions in the pictures, but the basic idea of encapsulating a scene in a few pithy (?) sentences is much the same, and he has some really lovely, sexy, funny ones: Improbable fun

May I take your orders, Ma’am?

More femdom captions.  Oh yes.  The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there.  So I’ll say it again.  More femdom captions.

Madame Sarka with a whip oh my
Oh yes please, Madame Sarka…


Giantess miniman all good
Of course he knows she loves him really.  But then she also loves her cat.


Jaw-breaking femdom
Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh.


Cut down to size femdom
Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her.  Wasn’t that nice?





Heads or tails femdom
Good luck.



Screaming with laughter

It’s such a great combination – don’t you think?


On with the captioned femdom pictures.


Princess Kali and forced bi goodness me
Princee Kali, of course.  I love the look of sweet innocence combined with cruelty. Screaming with laughter, to be sure.


Honeymoon in OWK
Isn’t she beautiful?  Ahhhh.


Femdom caption brainclamp and thats three words you dont see together every day
Many wives refuse to have their husbands brain-clamped.  And it’s true, it does cut down on the opportunities for punishment.  But I say there doesn’t always have to be a reason.


Other world kingdowm fiscal policy
I understand the Czech Republic has offered to send some advisors to help the USA out with its partisan political gridlock.  I don’t know what they have in mind…but it might be worth trying, right?

Domme discusses how hard to beat you.
Isn’t it nice to see a couple discussing it like this?  How hard and how often she beats you… well, that’s something you should have a say in before she decides.

Crawling out of the woodwork

Here I go again:

Dread.  A fine healthy emotion, that I always find sneaks up on me as the Tube train gets to a few stations away from Her presence.


OWK torture yum yum
They might do some remodelling work on the bits of his face that still show, too.


Femdom magical mystery
They never really got the point of card tricks either.  Pick a card, slave!  No – wrong!  30 lashes!  Now pick another!


Femdom dominatrix nipple clamps eek!
Oh he loves it really.  Just as well, as he has two hours to go.





Tatooed slaves
Just some rough sketches really.



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