nurse – Page 16 – Contemplating the divine

No means no

Something too few men understand. When a woman says no, that’s just what she means. No you can’t stay out late. No you’re going to stay down there until I come. No, not after your behaviour this month. No, you signed the contract and that’s that. That sort of thing. Get used to it.

For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”. She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing.

You can lead a slave to Mistress but you can't errr

It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two.

You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know. You just need to fill out a form. You have to ask her for one. And a pen.

It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage.

It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it? Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected? Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right?

Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage

They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…*

They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!

Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch.

Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Sub culture

Yet more captioned images of female domination? Goodness, don’t you people have anything better to do? Don’t I?

Well… no.

Well, you might not enjoy it but you can surely take joy in her pleasure can’t you? Don’t be so selfish.

It’s a necessary procedure. Everyone who goes in for an ingoing toenail operation needs to go through it.

Being a domme means never having to say you're sorry.

It’s a fallacy to think that dommes don’t care. As a matter of fact, they’re really quite annoyed about this.

Oh my.

The Power and the Glory

For ever and ever. Awomen.

Femdom wife prefers to use the cane! width=

There’ll be plenty of things to discuss later, though. How very, very sorry you are, for example.

The divine Miss Hathaway again. I’d like to write her a thank-you note for existing.

Seems nice. Let’s hope this one doesn’t insist on your sleeping on the floor in the kitchen. Like the last two.

And don’t forget to laugh at her joke, every time she makes it in front of a new client. Keep that smile on!

Nurses accidentally domme a man or possibly two men

I think Nurse Collins is the one on the right, but that’s just my opinion and it’s quite worthless.

**Update. Well for some reason (probably technical incompetence) I can’t seem to comment on my own blog today, so I’ll take this opportunity to thank Ralph D for his comments. I’m glad you don’t mind my using a picture found on your site. It works the other way too, of course, so help yourself! We’re in agreement about Anne Hathaway too (and Marie Louise Parker… and what a good idea, I’ve got a few more pictures of her around here somewhere). I think it’s the eyes. You just fall in and are lost. Have you seen the Tim Burton film of Alice in Wonderland? If not, you must. Anne as an ethereal White Queen apparently innocent of all the world, but actually scheming and manipulative. Lovely. Sadly, it’s her sister the Red Queen who actually behaves like a dominatrix (“pig!”).

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

More captioned images of female domination. Obviously.

Captioned image of Mistress Vixen showingf her skills

I hope Peter appreciates the expertise. Look at that whip-work. Marvellous.

And it’s probably best to think of all that housework as roleplay too. Hell, she might even let you wear a little maid dress if you ask nicely.

Dominatrix squeezes both men into her cage

She’s actually talking to the man in the cage, you know, not to you.

Femdom nurse might have removed more than your tonsils

You can get compensation for that, I understand. Just fill out a form and they might give you anything up to £25. Worth a go. You could buy some panties with it.

If any German-speaking females want to correct my grammar, spelling or anything else, then of course they are welcome to do so – and propose any appropriate correction to help the lesson stick in my mind.

Give us this day our daily…

…captioned images of female dominance, obviously. What else did you come for?

Actually, it’s a little unfair using religious imagery because if you Google ‘contemplating the divine’ and similar, you get mostly religious sites. Anyone here looking for theological discussion and staying for more than 30 seconds is going to have to recite 999 Hail Marys as penance. And speaking of penance…

I womder what she's going to do with that whip

A wonderful Cruella photoshoot that I first saw as an impressionable teenager. The text was very heavy indeed as I recall, involving castration. Just look at that expression.

Femdom wife might allow release but lets not overdo it

Regular orgasm is supposed to be good for the health, so maybe she could fix on a three-month rota?

male maid scrubs the toilet probably with a wartm bottom

I admire the care and attention this male maid is giving to ‘his’ work. Possibly a warmed bottom involved?

Goddess Lexi and Mistress Sidonia. Now that’s a scary thought.

As in “Were I to make an error when trying to speak Czech, I would be kicked in the balls.” Or “If I weren’t such a stupid pig, I wouldn’t have to be left chained outside all night.” Conditional tense. Very useful for reflecting on consequences.