Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
…because who cares what ‘wise men say’ anyway?
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| You’ll have to ask them when you next see them. Of course, that’ll have to be when you’re no longer grounded. |
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| What’s the worst that can happen? |
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| They don’t know yet, anyway. |
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| Relax! She’s a professional, OK? |
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| Whimper. |
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| Quite a moment here, in your marriage. Because it’s the last time you’ll hear “fetch the canvas bag” without experiencing that stab of fear. |
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| Nothing wrong with a healthy day’s sport. Really, they’re just helping Nature to keep the numbers down. |
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| Hmmm… she’s rather pretty isn’t she? It’ll be fun fantasising about her when you’re lying in bed after your operation. As long as your throat doesn’t ache so much you’re not feeling in the mood, anyway. Something to look forward to! |
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| God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can’t it? Especially when you’ve started drawing blood. Oh well – better get on with it. |
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| Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like. She doesn’t mind at all. |
Well, I’ll bet no one has ever written a femdom story with that title before! Anyway, here’s my take on it.
Locked
Janet nodded dumbly.
“Yes…yes. I’m
fine. It’s just a bit of a shock, that’s
all. Seeing him – like this. I mean, it’s just as you described it, of
course. But somehow it’s different
seeing it for real.”
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| Now this next bit won’t hurt…it’s the bit after that hurts. |
Someone else’s, I mean. Maybe one of these ladies might oblige?
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| I’m sure Katie won’t mind. She’s very easygoing. |
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| Isn’t that a wonderful expression? Almost takes your mind off the – ooh! -spikes… |
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| Just about everywhere, eventually. But starting off with the pain quite concentrated, in a few sensitive spots, I expect. |
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| I love this one. |
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| Or she might just tell you to swallow. We’ll see. |
…well, the subtle post headers don’t seem to attract as much traffic as the more literal ones, so I thought I’d try a different tack. On with the show:
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| Well, at least she hasn’t invited her boyfriend over like the last one. |
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| Genies… just when they think they’ve seen it all, they can still be surprised, huh? |
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| I think an important lesson will be learned here, don’t you? |
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| Don’t worry, she’s recently taken an advanced-level course in pain management. She’s really good at it. |
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| Could you get some milk as well? Thanks, you’re a treasure. |
With apologies for the unimaginative but search engine-friendly headline. Just supply your own feeble femdom-related pun if you’re missing it.
Oh – and if you’re a search engine? Hi there. Welcome. Femdom. Femdom caption. Dominatrix. Dominatrix. Governess. Spanking. Bandicoots. No, no bandicoots. This is what we do here:
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| Don’t worry. She’ll be there with you the whole time. With a bit of luck, you’ll still just be conscious when she comes – won’t that be nice? |
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| He goes to confession too. |
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| She’s such a professional. Sometimes the same caning scene will require eight or nine complete takes before she’s satisfied. |
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| Astute observers of financial markets might realise that I created this caption a long time ago (I don’t always post captions as soon as I do them, in fact I have about 180 waiting to be posted – isn’t that nice?) – because the Euro is no longer particularly high. I expect that was the first thing that caught your eye when you looked at this one, right? Right? |
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| Doesn’t she look sweet? Try to remember that, because your eyes will be too sore to open quite soon. |
It’s what I aspire to be. But I expect I’ll always remain completely abuseless. So it goes.
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| Actually, it’s quite common for female orgasms to be accompanied by loud screams. That’s what I always find when She leaves my gag off, anyway. |
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| Ah…Madame Sarka. Bestrides the world of femdom like…herself. Doubles the traffic to my site when she’s featured here. Welcome, welcome. |
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| It’s what electricity was invented for. |
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| After all, it’s nearly time for end of term reports. The maths teacher got a particularly poor grade last time, so he’ll certainly be keen to have improved. |
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| You won’t forget her, either. |
Something too few men understand. When a woman says no, that’s just what she means. No you can’t stay out late. No you’re going to stay down there until I come. No, not after your behaviour this month. No, you signed the contract and that’s that. That sort of thing. Get used to it.
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| For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”. She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing. |
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| It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two. |
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| You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know. You just need to fill out a form. You have to ask her for one. And a pen. |
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| It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage. |
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| It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it? Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected? Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right? |
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| They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…* |
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| They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice. |
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| Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch. |
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| Ooooo. |
* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.
Yet more captioned images of female domination? Goodness, don’t you people have anything better to do? Don’t I?
Well… no.
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| Well, you might not enjoy it but you can surely take joy in her pleasure can’t you? Don’t be so selfish. |
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| It’s a necessary procedure. Everyone who goes in for an ingoing toenail operation needs to go through it. |
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| It’s a fallacy to think that dommes don’t care. As a matter of fact, they’re really quite annoyed about this. |
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| Oh my. |
