Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Boys can do anything girls can do. Just not as well, and usually only after some ‘encouragement’. |
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| If it’s any consolation, the staff at the Re-education camp enjoy scenarios involving punishment, too. Especially with male doms. So there’s that. |
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| It’s like smoking – easier never to start. |
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| Hope that put your mind at rest. |
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| Like I said: not as well and after some encouragement. |
It’s easy if you try – and find the right life-partner.
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| How do you like them apples? |
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| Aww… that’s rather sweet. I hope he’ll be OK after she retires next monh. |
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| I can’t stand those macho men who boast about the size of their chastity belts, can you? It’s not the size that matters anyway, it’s what you’re not allowed to do with it. |
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| Now isn’t that just typical? Something goes wrong and she just assumes it’s Roger’s fault! Maybe the guests got the date wrong, did she think of that? I expect Roger’ll have a few words to say to her, if he can still speak after the whipping. And if she removes the spreader gag, obviously. |
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| Of course, if she’s fully paid up with a lump sum, then the longer he lives, the more it’ll cost the divorcee storage firm. Still, I’m sure they won’t allow thoughts of that to divert them from behaving professionally towards him at all times. |
….and just forRalph D:
No, not that. (Warning: SFW)
This.
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| I don’t bother too much about fashion myself. Life’s easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I’m never out of style because I’m never allowed out. |
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| Practice makes perfect. Next! |
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| Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights. She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon. |
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| Married couples should try to share one another’s interests. It’s about making an effort: an act of the will. Sure, he’s not so interested in cock, but maybe he could just bend from time to time, hmm? Is it so hard? |
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| I went to see Justice League. I’ve got to say, I have mixed feelings about it. Maybe… oh I don’t know… 20% of the movie is really great but the other 80% was just meh for me. There was some really shoddy camerawork too – like on several occasions, you could clearly see actors in shot, speaking lines and stuff like that, and blocking the view of Gal? That’s just unprofessional. |
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| Falling. In love. |
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| That’s right. If you think about it, what could be more sexually empowering than paying another man to undertake the work of actually carrying out the fucking? |
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| Time you got a watch. |
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| Well… as long as there’s nothing perverted involved I suppose it’ll be OK. |
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| I’ve always had this extraordinary talent for perceiving what women are thinking, when they look at me. A knack, you might say. |
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| She doesn’t like ‘torturess’ either. It’s sexist. Like a woman can’t torture people just as well as a man, you know? Better, even. So don’t call her that. Call her… oh I don’t know. Something respectful, I’d suggest. Very respectful. |
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| ‘You’re a taxi!’ It’s an old joke, but I like to make my date laugh. Often, the evening together ends with her leaving my apartment almost hysterical with laughter. In fact, I bumped into an old flame the other day and she started giggling as soon as she saw me. |
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| No problem. That’s what Kenny is here for. He pays handsomely for the privilege, after all. |
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| I wouldn’t mind, but I read that book before, counting ‘the’ for another Mistress. |
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| Choking on someone else’s vomit? Unpleasant but, well, you know, Her kink is not your kink. Or anyone’s. |
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| Oh, just go with it. You enjoy sexy abbatoir play, she enjoys bacon sandwiches. You’re very compatible. |
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| Don’t worry. She respects the hard limits imposed by the Geneva Convention. No hollow-nosed bullets, just a good clean round through the forehead if you get the password wrong. |
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| Poor thing. She obviously misses him terribly. |
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| Yes, I could use a muscle relaxant. I’m feeling strangely tense about this – which is silly, because there’s really nothing that can go wrong with a tonsils operation. |
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| Love that biker chic. He’s a switch – prefers to top, but confident enough to play the strong and silent sub on the bottom, you know? Goes by the name of Master Marcus when he’s domming. He’s also bisexual, or he soon will be, anyway. |
These things, for example.
Just for once, the linked music video is related.
Loosely, anyway.
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| A stage magician tried to hypnotise me once, but he failed completely. I am one of those very rare people who just have too much willpower, he told me! I tried to go back again the next night, to see if he wanted another go, but my wife said I had to stay at home and do chores, so that was that. |
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| Yeah. Why not? |
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| Yes Ma’am. |
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| Yes Ma’am. Again. |
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| Actually, I’m not that worried. I was told once by a girl I trust that my penis is microscopic. No way any sniper’s hitting that! |
… but I’m hoping to elevate myself to that level, through hard work and diligent attention to Her wishes.
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| Of course, bondage play is out of the question. But also unnecessary. |
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| Yes. A sympathy fuck would be just awful. Don’t even think about it. |
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| Don’t get frightened if your top brings out a long and detailed consent form, by the way. It’s the two-sentence versions that should worry you. |
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| You can never have enough hats, gloves, slaves and shoes. |
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| Travel Scrabble? |
Gladly or otherwise.
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| I never want to be more than two paces behind… for the rest of my life. |
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| I hate having to disturb her when she’s working. But I can’t just take money from her purse without permission, so… |
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| Tony gets steak and chips… not fair, I say. But then he does have a night of vigorous sexual activity ahead of him, so I suppose he needs the calories. |
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| Sometimes they get a babysitter, but if they’re not going out until 7.30 or so, it’s easier just to put Paul to bed half an hour early. I mean it’s not like anything can go wrong, with his mittens fastened to the sides of the cucky-drawer. |
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| Aparently, a lot of condemned prisoners have women writing to them offering sex. I don’t think that’s going to happen to him, though. |
…in all sorts of unexpected ways. But today is the day for celebrating love, harking all the way back to St Valentine himself who found love while incarcerated behind the bars of a prison cell, before being tortured to death. He remains an inspiration to us all.
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| You can’t run away from love. |
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| She’s working hard for this marriage. Maxim and Sven are probably going to be giving it their all too. So what about you? |
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| Just once. |
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| Love can also express itself through pain, terror, panic – especially when instruments of torture are involved. It’s just part of how it feels, when it’s real, you know? |
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| I had a friend who wanted to give his SO the ultimate gift, and secretly commissioned a designer leather firm to sort it out. Sadly, there was a mix-up and he ended up as about a fifth of a matching armchair and sofa set that was sold to some billionaire in Qatar with more money than taste. But she would have been quite touched by the gesture, had she ever known about it. |
