mean girl – Page 2 – Contemplating the divine

Gynophilia/gynophobia

The love of women and the fear of women. I have both conditions.

Hmmm… She’s merely disappointed, not repulsed. I’ll consider that as progress.

It’s a sacred bond – or a device for getting the housework done, depending on whether your finger’s on the button.

Don’t worry: he’s very professional. You can be tied tightly naked over his trestle, and no matter how horny he’s feeling, you won’t have a thing to worry about. Well, except the savage beating you’re about to receive, obviously.

…and she does mean everywhere.

She’ll track them down. She’s very persistent. Anyway, can’t have feral males running about the place can we?

Empressed

Probably best. A little crying and pleading is OK, but after an hour or more it can start to get quite irritating. I’m sure you’d want to spare her that.

The trick is to turn the slave all the way upside down. But I expect she’ll work it out eventually. Some dommes use scissors, but that’s cheating really.

No fool like an old, emasculated fool, eh?

I’m not so sure he was all that gentle… but I guess we can agree to differ.

It’s going to be his special night, too.

It’s a girl thing

Maybe just for the company?

And work slowly around the rest of your body.

The delightful Strict Miss Zoe, who in addition to being strict is a really sweet and lovely person.

There’s something comforting about a collar.

Yeah. He’ll have been fine. Probably. Anyway, that’s not really the point of the story, you know?

Oh go on – try the chat-up line anyway, why not?

For old times’ sake 2

Oh hi! Wow – it’s
really you! When I saw the email from the agency,
I thought it must be someone else with the same name. After all this time!

It’s so great to see you again! Because, you know, I often think I never really thanked you enough
for giving me a chance in your startup.
I mean, you were like this tech guru? The big boss! And I was just an intern! And now look at me – you know how much I got
for the IPO? $146m! It’s kinda crazy.

What a shame you had to leave the company
over that sexual harassment suit, just before we did the deal with Apple. I really didn’t want to tell the investigators anything you know – none of the girls did. I mean, except Julie, obviously. But, you know, there was this really mean lawyer and I had to sign a thing saying I was committing the crime of perjury if I said anything untrue in my statement, so… you know. Had to kind of tell them all about it. But I cried about it that night. And we didn’t speak to Julie again.

Hmm? No, she moved away. Bought like her own island in the Caribbean, or something. So you needn’t worry about running into her too!

Still, it’s good to see you’re still in work. And I’m so pleased I can help by being a
client! Because really, you know, I owe
all of this to you. I mean, it was your product. Even if you signed away your rights to it, I expect you still feel some kind of ownership, huh?

So – why don’t you start in the bathroom? You’ve got all your mops and sponges and
things? Great. Well, you get started. I’m going to play tennis today – I have to go now, actually – but I
think you’re on a ten-hour shift?
Great. So we’ll have time to
catch up.

Oh – in the bathroom, we have these granite tiles? With little gaps between them? You should use a little wire brush for
those. There’s one in the utility
closet, if you don’t have one with you.

Oh – yeah, and we only use natural cleaning products? No chemicals, all through the house. You have to work a bit harder to get a shine, but we think the planet’s a bit more important! And if it takes you a bit longer, you get paid more don’t you?

Don’t you? Oh. Well, we have to pay the agency by the hour.

Oh. That’s mean. OK. Well, maybe I can give you a little extra, OK? The agency said not to, but if it’s just a few dollars, I don’t see the harm in it. If you do a good job!

See you later!

I yam what I yam

… and I thought what I yam was a beta male, but apparently not. It turns out, I am an omega male:

Omega animals are subordinate to all others in the community, and are expected by others in the group to remain submissive to everyone. Omega animals may also be used as communal scapegoats or outlets for frustration, or given the lowest priority when distributing food.

Ah, let me be her outlet for frustration…

Yes, Ma’am.

Not a beta – you see?

Actually, good rough sander will have much the same effect – and it would be a lot cheaper. Fun, too.

I’m sure she’ll think of something.

There’s always a bit left over.

Party animal

Oh, hey
loser!

Yeah, I did
want to see you. Imagine that! You, actually talking to me.

Anyway, I
heard you’d been, like, perving around trying to find out about my party, so
you can come to it? But you know, it’s
only, like, for attractive people, so you can’t go?

Well… are
you really desperate to be there?
Really? I mean really desperate?

OK, that’s
pretty pathetic. So I’m going to help
you out.

See, it’s
going to be a real blast. There’s going
to be a lot of guys there, and they’re going to drink a lot and get pretty
blasted and there’ll be, like, drugs and stuff, you know?

So, the
place is going to be pretty trashed, and my folks have said that if I leave it
in that state again, I’m going to be grounded.

So – here’s
the deal. You can come to the party, as
long as you’re not there too early, and as long as you clean up, OK?

How late? Well… I
guess it would be OK for you to arrive by about 3am. Most people should have gone by then.

Anyway, when
you get here, you go to the utility room and you put on an apron and get some
brushes and cloths and things and start cleaning up, OK? There might still be some people partying by
then, but I guess most people will have gone, or they’ll be making out, or just
chilling, you know? You can clean around
them.

So – the
first thing will be cleaning up all the food, and spilt drinks. You can have leftovers, but no alcohol,
OK? You’re a clumsy idiot when you’re sober, so I am not letting you drink. And make sure you get any vomit
up straight away, because that smell can really linger. Scrub at it with a stiff brush and plenty of water.

And you just
keep on cleaning until you’re done. No
vacuum cleaner before I’m up next day, OK?
If that thing wakes me up, I’m going to make you put your cock in it and
put it on turbo. And our vacuum
cleaner’s really powerful, so you don’t want to make me do that. Do not for one second imagine I’m joking.

You’ll have
all day, if you need it, to get it all straight again. My folks are coming back early the day after.

OK, so
you’ll be there tomorrow night? Good.

Well…?

Well? Are you going to thank me for inviting you to my party, you ungrateful little shit?

OK, that’s better. Now fuck off.

Oh – one
thing? If my folks aren’t satisfied with
the way it looks? And I’m grounded? Then I will make you regret that every single
day for the rest of the year. Do not
test me.

And if
anyone asks, tell them I’m paying you to clean, OK? I don’t want them to think I invited
you. In fact, bring some money that I
can hand you as your wages.

OK, you can leave now.