Madame Sarka – Page 3 – Contemplating the divine

I stand corrected

Frequently. But not as frequently as I’d like.

Well, lookie here. It’s more of those captioned images of female domination.

Ahh…Madame Sarka, formerly of OWK. Icy. Powerful. Sexy. Raises traffic here by about 20% every time I put up a picture of Her.

Remember what happened on Tuesday? You will.

Actually, some women do prefer bigger penises. In fact, I knew one who had quite a collection, all arranged neatly in order of size in a drawer in her bedroom. Every one told a story, she used to say. It’s good to have a hobby.

It’s not such an unfit lifestyle, though. She likes him to go jogging in the mornings, too: out of the house, down the lane, across the six-lane motorway, over the high speed railway line and back, three times before breakfast.

Some people have a natural authority. You can tell just from one look that she has it, can’t you?

Full of grace

(well, aren’t they?)

Dominatrices in prison cell give you directions

Probbaly best to thank them for the directions, and apologise for taking their time. Politely. Very politely indeed.

Captioned image of sexy female soldier making you strip

There’s something particularly erotic about a woman who is actually allowed to shoot you, don’t you think?

A Slovakian, a Slovenian and a Slavonian walk into a bar...

I’m sure that humour can help to decrease tensions in all sorts of social situations. Just not this one.

Hey – here’s one. What do you call a sissy with one ankle tied up to ‘her’ balls? Eileen!

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

Caption femdom daughter likes her privacy

You want to respect her privacy, and let her find her own way of growing up. But you have to say something. That miniskirt is way too short!

You should be grateful. Many men never get any fellatio.

I give unto you a prophecy, according to the spirit which is in me

I was going to blog some captioned images of female domination, or maybe a silly short story or two, when a strange rosy glow filled the room, an eerie portal appeared before me and – in the fraction of a second it was open – three objects dropped onto the floor.

They appeared to be magazines. One garish, glossy, cheap and cheerful, one refined and serious, printed on thick quality paper and the last one – well, I could tell it had been put together by men, as it is badly printed, on poor quality paper, and held together just by a single staple.

I had time just to scan the cover pages and post them here. I considered not posting the childish scribbles of “Adam’s Apple” but it strikes me (ouch!) that these apparitions might be a scientific event of some importance, so I thought I should share all the materials.

Could this be a vision of the future? Its warm rosy glow promising us all a better tomorrow? It’s all too much for my poor male brain, so I will simply post them for the world to see, without further comment, while I go off to do the ironing.

Dominant Lady Quarterly with Madame Sarka is not available for perusal by males - please delete this file if downloaded in error

Fight the power! Rebel against the oppression of female domination!

I am sorry for including this ridiculous rag. Male liberation indeed…probably a sort of schoolgirl joke.