Anne! And it’s got some stupid title but anyway it’s the Anne in space film!
Here are some publicity photos, and a sneak preview of the dialogue – well, monologue – from one of the best scenes.
Brand here for Janus 9. We have an
emergency. Oxygen levels are now at 43% nominal and dropping fast. I am in my suit and my status is green, but
Commander Cooper and Crewman Benlow are out of their suits. Please advise, over.
Negative, Houston.
The Commander and Crewman cannot en-suit at this time, because they were
engaged in sexual congress and the Commander cannot disengage. Over.
do. We’ve had a bit of a femdom scene
going on up here, and I thought it would be funny to make the Commander fuck the Crewman up the ass. They begged me not to, but I’m in charge in here. Over.
unusually engorged, Houston, probably due to the sudden drop in capsule pressure. Consequently he cannot disengage from the
Crewman. Over.
Houston, do you copy? Oxygen at 31%. Rate of depressurisation constant. Over.
Negative, Houston, the Commander is unable to join this conversation. It’s just on my suit channel. I’m not broadcasting it through the cabin, Houston, because they’d be really embarrassed and they might hyperventilate. Right now they’re breathing fast and shallow, like we did in training for emergency depressurisation.
the Commander’s penis from the rest of his body and thus enable both
crewmembers to suit up. Over.
Houston, do you copy? Over.
Houston, awaiting response.
Over.
Sure. Can I castrate the
Commander? He really doesn’t want me to
but I think it’s the only way. I’ve got
a scalpel right here. Oxygen now at 23%
nominal. Over.
Say again, Houston?
Turn the oxygen back up? No, I
don’t know how to do that. I’ve heard
it’s kind of complicated. Over.
can’t see a dial that looks like that.
I could look for one, but it would take a long time. But I’ve got the
scalpel. Right here. Please advise, over.