Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Personally, I’d argue a little longer. Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn’t stand it. But maybe just a little longer… |
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| Plus, he now has a GCSE (that’s a British school qualification) in Albanian |
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| She just loves that cattle prod. Best anniversary present ever. |
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| Mars and Venus, revisited. |
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| Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair. So watch out. |
Joe
So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet). On with the show.
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| Can’t or won’t. |
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| Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long. |
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| Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery. But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats. |
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| Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene. Just not quite in the way he was expecting. |
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| She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too. Psychotic, but fair. |
Part 3.
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| Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway. Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad. |
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| You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do? |
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| Miss Woods. She’s got plenty of time. And there are still another nine questions to go. |
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| Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech. |
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| Did you notice it’s Christmas? I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning. Or the afternoon., Whenever she gets round to it, anyway. |
Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.
On we go.
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| You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right? |
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| Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why. |
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| Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. |
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| OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees. |
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| Isn’t she beautiful? |
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| Actually, the word ‘divine’ is of more recent origin in the English language than is commonly thought. It was originally coined specifically to describe Anne Hathaway, and used properly should only be employed in that context. Have a look in a big fat dictionary if you don’t believe me, or just look at the picture at the bottom of each page of this blog. |
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| You can go out to fetch croissants when they get up. If she gives you some money. |
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| I expect she’ll find a way of venting her frustration and getting over it. |
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| And to clean it you just run a cold shower over it for a few minutes. No need even to take it off. |
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| I think you’re about to find out. |
