Unequal rites

Femdom dental nurse says open wide
The irony is that so far she hasn’t actually managed to remove the one that’s been aching lately.


Dommes just wanna have fun
It’s actually very unprofessional of her, because he requested no marks.





A proper apology is required
Maybe when it’s all finished she’ll let you have one.  Or maybe she’ll just leave you there for the night, like last time.  Marriage.  It’s an adventure.



Dominance is bliss
Sounds like a perfect match.  I should warn you, though, she does like it a bit kinky in bed.  And out of bed.


Anne has people to do the torturing for her
Always pushing the boundaries.  That’s star quality, that is.

Obedience is bliss

Femdom with hands on hips yum
Don’t you just feel guilty the moment you see that look, even if you don’t know what you’ve done wrong?

 

Femdom wife beats husband loudly
They’re going to be away for Christmas too, so that’s another thing to look forward to.

 




So wheres Blakey?
The stats counter tells me that most of you are American, and only a small minority are British.  And you won’t get the reference.  Never mind – just enjoy the picture.
 
Anne rewards her devoted slave - I wish
She’s feeling generous today!

Sweetly mean

And don’t be afraid to tell her if it’s hurting, OK?  She likes to know.

And when she’s finished, she’ll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy.



Ah…cute Mr Snuffles.  She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out.  You know – that’s your future, right there.



It actually is fantasitc, yet true.  Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream…

At Her Majesty’s pleasure



Domme wants an orgasm - bend over
She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm.  So feel free to scream.  But don’t fake it – she can tell.



Actually for you its all bad news
Nope, no clues.  I want it to be a surprise.


The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage
It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair.





Spending more than a penny
Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.



Anne wants you to fetch the cane.  NOW!
Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession?  Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures.

BDSM (Beauty, Devotion, Supplication and Matriarchy)

Maybe a spanking...almost certainly a spanking
Ahh… You know, I don’t think I could stand waiting the two minutes.
He was like, totally tortured
She like totally pwns you, dude.  No, really, she does.





Kick me baby
You can kiss as many times as you like of course.  But it’s one kiss, one kick.  Only fair.


Oh to be crushed into the mud beneath her boots
Blmmmble oopple gllmmmhhh….





I winder what shes going to do
You’ll find it quite easy to write the letter of apology.  Because believe me, you will be truly, truly sorry by then.

Respectfully Hers

The divine Ms Hathaway about to administer a spanking
Personally, I’d argue a little longer.  Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn’t stand it.  But maybe just a little longer…


Schoolmistress dominatrix teaches trigonomnetry and respect
Plus, he now has a GCSE (that’s a British school qualification) in Albanian


Cattle prod humour
She just loves that cattle prod.  Best anniversary present ever.


Spanked to sense
Mars and Venus, revisited.
Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair.  So watch out.


No, not love, she said. Don’t you know that it’s different for girls?

Joe


So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet).  On with the show.

No, not love, she said.
Can’t or won’t.


Wakey wakey
Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long.


Domestic servitude means never having to say she's sorry
Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery.  But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats.


Leather clad domina puts man into a cage oh my!
Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene.  Just not quite in the way he was expecting.





She knows how to per you up.
She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too.  Psychotic, but fair.



Reasons to be cheerful

Part 3.

Anne illustrates the party escort submission position.
Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway.  Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad.


Obedience is recommended
You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants.  I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do?


The cane awaits
Miss Woods.  She’s got plenty of time.  And there are still another nine questions to go.


Femdom wife does not want to know
Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech.


Bondage means not worrying about whether he'll leave you alone
Did you notice it’s Christmas?  I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning.  Or the afternoon.,  Whenever she gets round to it, anyway.

I have an inferiority complex but it isn’t a very good one

Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.


On we go.

Chastity anniversary hoorah
You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?


Home alone bondage
Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves.  I can’t think why.





Forced bi oh my
Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. 







OWK wedding plans
OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though.  Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.




Too beautiful for humorous captions
Isn’t she beautiful?