Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It’s funny how much clearer things can appear, through tear-stained eyes. |
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| Yes, I suppose I am. I even irritate myself, sometimes. |
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| Oh good. Thrash it out, once and for all. |
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| It must be awful for her, having a brutal boyfriend. Imagine how she felt: just having to stand there watching you being beaten up. |
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| Well, that’s settled. Good. On with the ironing. |
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| 20 minutes? Women, eh? I can get there in 20 seconds, usually before I’ve even got my trousers off. |
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| ,,,and footboys are sworn to the code of secrecy. Also, rarely if ever allowed to go out or communicate with anyone except Mistress. |
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| They proved it scientifically, using double-blind tests. 125 blindfolded men were slapped across the face repeatedly, over a period of three years (while others received equivalent amounts of pain in other ways, as a control). On average, memory retention increased by 2.3%, on a statistically significant basis. The effect wasn’t uniform, though. Some subjects benefitted a lot, but fully 17% of the men receiving the slapping treatment were unable to remember anything at all from their lives before the programme started. There’s obviously a lot still to learn, but the Institute just received a €8 million grant, so research continues. |
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| He likes her to be pristine for when he comes on her breasts. |
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| Just what I always say. It’s all very well to say that men and women should be equal in status and respect, but naughty bottoms don’t spank themselves, do they, so there has to be some differentiation of roles in marriage. That’s a nice-looking corner, just behind them, by the way, don’t you think? I expect they make good use of that. |
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| There are a few other differences: for example, they use shorter words and less complicated concepts in the male stream, for obvious reasons. |
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| I already wanted to be laundry boy. Very, very much. |
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| I’ve heard she’s a bit of a sweetie in real life. Torture is just a job for her, you know? She’s awfully good at it, though. |
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| No… no. I think that’s all very reassuring. |
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| Oh, I don’t know. I think I’d quite like to be at least a little bit late. |
It’s not a ‘disorder’, thank goodness.
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| It’s a remarkable experience, actually wanting your penis to be smaller all of a sudden. |
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| Should be a lot of fun. |
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| It’s kind of her to help him like that. Spreader gags can be so impersonal. |
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| My pleasure. |
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| Cometh the hour cometh the thithy |
I’m not claiming the link is really on topic but (a) I like Simon Pegg (b) I like Sally Phillips too – rather a lot (c) she does say that and she topples him too… After that, it’s less interesting.
Meanwhile, more of this:
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| She’s right. You can have a lot more sex in a chastity belt than without one, oddly enough, especially if you’re taken to the right clubs. |
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| Of course Suzie won’t mind at all, but it’s kind of her to ask. Consent – it’s the foundation of BDSM. |
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| I must say, I find all these lovers’ pet names a bit embarassing, don’t you? Goodness, if I were Brad I’d be cringing with humiliation right now. |
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| I mean, obviously, the two of you can always use a gag when you play, but I’ve always thought that really spoils the sensation for the woman. A muffled ‘mmmpph’ can be cute enough, but sometimes what she really needs is a good, sustained session of agonised, terrified screaming. Yum. |
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| Actually, he is still experiencing a paid-for abduction fantasy. Only difference being: it’s hers. |
Bad manners, on the other hand, can you leave you sore for days.
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| See what I mean about good manners? He’s approaching the conversation in a polite, respectful way. I am sure she’ll give him a fair hearing and explain the reasons for her decision, in return. |
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| Now this looks like an example of someone going all sulky and silly about things. She offered him a choice. She didn’t have to but she did. If he won’t respond graciously to that then… well, there will be consequences, let’s just say that and leave it there. |
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| She’s very keen on good manners. Impossible girl. |
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| See how fair they’re being? They’re going to calmly debate it and they’ll only keep on whipping him if it’s what the majority wants to do. I hope he’ll accept the decision graciously, even if it’s not what he wanted. Not that it affects anything, whether he accepts it or not, but it’s more polite. |
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| My SO went to the Caribbean. – Jamaica?- No, of course not. I don’t get to tell her what to do – I’m her slave. |
“The imperative mood
(often referred to simply as a command) is used to express demands,
instructions or requests. We usually use the second person (plural or
singular) with an unspoken “you” for the subject.” sez Learnenglish. The ‘you’ is indeed unspoken, although sometimes She substitutes other words to refer to Her servitor.
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| The grammatically correct response to the imperative mood is the submissive mood. |
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| Ludicrous, unrealistic fantasy. Who’d pay $2500 for a male? |
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| What’s that? You’re guessing ‘mandatory gender sensitivity training’? Well, sure, maybe that too, that too. |
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| I don’t see the point of these fancy electronic monitoring systems. A sturdy 20-foot length of chain has always done the trick in our (actually Her) household. |
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| Here’s a clue: whoever it was lifted the seat. So it won’t be Raoul for a start: he never does, |
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| I know how to satisfy my wife sexually. I just have to hire some help to do it in practice. |
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| Depends what you define as a problem. There’s obviously going to be a lot of screaming, for a start, and – what’s that you say? She doesn’t mind the screaming? Oh, OK then. No, I don’t think there’s going to be any kind of problem. |
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| Of course, she doesn’t regard him as being on the same level as all her appliances. She’s a lot closer to her vibrator, for a start. |
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| You should keep the little teensie condoms around, though. You might get lucky, after all! How many have you got left? Three? Oh yes, that should be more than enough. The honeymoon only lasts two weeks, after all. |
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| Aunt Clarissa’s used to slightly looser men, of course. I mean, Uncle Arnold hasn’t spent a day without a butt-plug since the 1960s, I understand. |
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| Men and their gadgets. You can give him just as unpleasant a night with some good old-fashioned rope, a cold dripping shower and some nipple clamps. Why does everything have to be so hi tech? |
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| Regular readers will have gathered by now that this is a very, very hard limit for me. I’m careful never to tell my SO, though, so it’s just a secret between you, dear Internet, and me. |
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| Sounds like their sex life is about to improve. Well, hers is. His doesn’t sound like it’s worth keeping, really. |
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| That is a lot simpler. Like her approach to marital arguments: also very simple indeed. |
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| I am actually very sensitive to gender issues in the workplace. Painfully sensitive, even. When women are treated disrespectfully I feel physically bruised: sometimes immediately, sometimes a while later. |
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| Oh, just go with it. You enjoy sexy abbatoir play, she enjoys bacon sandwiches. You’re very compatible. |
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| Don’t worry. She respects the hard limits imposed by the Geneva Convention. No hollow-nosed bullets, just a good clean round through the forehead if you get the password wrong. |
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| Poor thing. She obviously misses him terribly. |
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| Yes, I could use a muscle relaxant. I’m feeling strangely tense about this – which is silly, because there’s really nothing that can go wrong with a tonsils operation. |
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| Love that biker chic. He’s a switch – prefers to top, but confident enough to play the strong and silent sub on the bottom, you know? Goes by the name of Master Marcus when he’s domming. He’s also bisexual, or he soon will be, anyway. |