Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
More tales of female domination from a more elegant era.
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| Oh dear, how very tiresome. |
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| And when you’re competent at the basics, perhaps you could try your hand at felching? I’ve heard it’s simply divine. |
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| Mind you, they say being married is an education in itself. |
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| Erm… yes, I actually think I do. Very much. |
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| One must simply find amusement where one can, when spending time in the colonies. Of course, it’s important not to let standards slip – but I doubt Kitty has. |
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| Corner time, thankfully, is one of those activities that is largely unaffected by the lockdown. In fact, lockdown is a little like corner time for the entire country, if you think about it (and I have lots of thinking time: several hours most days). |
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| There’s no place for this kind of bigotry in the modern world. |
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| Enjoy the view while it’s still unencumbered with tears. |
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| Erm… “because it was a menial occupation that made insufficient use of her prodigious gifts”? |
The angelic, diabolic and generally perfect Mistress Eleise, of course, beneath whose notice I have had the privilege on several occasions to crawl in person. I have never tried her on ‘dumb blonde’ jokes, though… perhaps some more adventurous ‘reader’ could give that a go and let us all know how it works out, if still able to type after the experience.
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| He does agree. Several times, every day. As often as she wants, in fact. |
And finally a bit of found femdom. I can’t believe I’ve not encountered* this before. Nor was I aware that the lovely Alice, of Serena and Alice fame, has a twin sister. Content warning (1) for those who do not enjoy scenes of brutal torture: contains brutal torture. Content warning (2) for those who do: contains only 1 minute and 45 seconds of it.
Warning 3: the Youtube clip does not appear to be available to viewers located in certain countries. Gee, if only there were a way to reroute your Internet access through a server in a different country from your own.
* Yes, as a matter of fact I did consider using the lame “come across” joke again. What of it?
Just trying out a more literal approach to naming these posts. I have to say, though, I reckon “Attractive young women saying vaguely threatening things” would make a great name for a band.
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| My muscles are relaxed. The rest of me is suddenly feeling strangely tense. |
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| Romantic moment ahead! No spoilers, but let’s just say this turned out to be the turning point in their relationship. This is when it became serious… really serious. |
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| Don’t worry: she’ll make sure he drinks plenty of liquids too. |
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| Oh, OK. Plenty of time then. She’s not planning to turn it any further until after tea. |
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| I don’t know about you but I just seem to be constantly charging appliances. If it’s not the phone, it’s the shock collar, if it’s not the shock collar it’s the cattle prod. I’m sure life was simpler in the old days. Even on our wedding night… turned out I was supposed to have charged up her vibrator. She wasn’t pleased, I can tell you. |
An odd quote. If I feared fear, I wouldn’t pay to endure it, now, would I? Anyway, anyone who really thinks there’s nothing to fear but fear itself hasn’t had a tawsing session with Miss Hunter, or been hand-smothered by Mistress Eleise de Lacey, to name just two among many ladies who can strike fear into me and have done so most delightfuly.
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| Don’t worry – she’s a very accomplished cook and will have a wide range of things for you to kneel on over time. Pasta, pulses, various grains… And when you’re done kneeling on them, she can boil them up to mush, add a few flavourings and voila – your feeding bowl will be full for a week. |
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| Ooh – what a lovely game! I just want to rain a flurry of kisses down on her shoe in a never-ending display of adoration… and as that’s what she wants too, that’s what will happen. |
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| I don’t specifically remember agreeing that. If anything, I try not to think too much about the evening when we ‘discussed’ it, as it brings me out into a cold sweat. But I’m sure she’s right, she usually is. Always, come to think of it. |
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| Time of the month, eh? Always a bit difficult for the man of the house, especially if he’s a due a whipping anyway. As I always seem to be, during her periods, for some weird reason. |
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| The worst of is when they’re all sweaty and they’re grinding and pumping away and one of them looks up to discover she got bored and is watching TV. Still: best not to stop. You know how she is about these things. |
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| It’s hard to believe anyone could be so cruel, contemptuous and dismissive… and not even charge for it. |
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| Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid sissy co-workers. |
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| How sweet. I can understand why women are attracted to lesbianism. The thing I find incomprehensible is that some women aren’t. |
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| It is after all, voluntary slavery, so you should accept all her orders of your own free will. Otherwise you’re not doing it right, and she’ll have to step in. |
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| Actually she knows precisely how to do that because apparently she’s filmed pretty much the same scene in eight of her last movies. I think the directors are just humouring her and that’s probably a good idea. |
…. by George Harrison. Pirate version, obviously. * Extra bonus post today! Me hearties!
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| It’s odd – when she takes the elderly gentlemen’s blood pressure and heart rate, the readings always come out higher than when one of the male nurses take them. They use the same equipment so it can’t be anything to do with that… it’s just one of those little mysteries. |
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| It’s a good thing she was there to step in. Normally, when she’s off sick, L just leaves them a message to find a pair of sneakers and sort themselves out. |
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| If we’re talking about bad influences, personally I happen to think that Karen is a bad influence on her… but no one listens to me.** |
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| Others just think it’s rather fun… kind of a conversation piece. |
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| Sometimes love needs a helping hand. |
* Today being ‘International talk like a pirate day‘! I celebrated this day once before by putting up an entire post of captioned femdom images of lovelies talking like pirates, with a lot of emphasis on being boarded through yer rear porthole, matey etc. Forgetting of course that individual images get copied, tumblred, shared and generally distributed around the Internet without context. An Internet that, not unreasonably, reacted by declaring these the worst captioned femdom images ever created. So I won’t be doing that again… there’s ‘good’ humiliation and then there’s the other kind. So, just the usual perfectly normal captions today. Yo ho ho!
** I write captions all the time and select images from my vast archive*** when I put up a post. Consequently, many of these images were captioned years ago. For some reason, I frequently settled on ‘Karen’ as the name of an off-screen more vicious friend of whichever divine goddess is speaking. Anyway, that was before Karen became ‘Karen’ OK? Let’s hope that particular fad passes and let’s hope most fervently that it never, ever also catches ‘Janice’ in its memetic claws.****
*** No, really. I have about 1600 unpublished ones right now. That’s three years’ supply. Ha! They said he was running out of captioned images; they said he was running out of ideas… They were half right.
****Or ‘Raoul’.
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| Dommes and cats… am I right? Ever noticed that? Dommes and cats… |
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| And a lot harder |
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| I have a purpose to my existence. My SO has promised some day to tell me what it is. |
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| Arachnophobia play is quite culturally specific. In the UK it’s just a matter of harmless terror, but in Australia I’ve heard it ‘s considered quite edgy. |
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| It wasn’t actually feeling that nervous – it’s just got one of those faces, you know? But it’s beginning to get a bit jittery right now. |
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| The ureasonable thing would be to tolerate disobedience, surely? |
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| They might put on a lesbian show for you, if you’re lucky. |
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| He gets to eat the grape first. Yum. |
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| Dommes and their pets. I visited a pro-domme once and I got a scary thrill when she asked if I could pick up a tin of catfood on the way. But it just turned out to be for her cat! Slaves get dogfood; it’s less fatty apparently although it has always seemed pretty fatty to me. Anyway, I’m sure Fluffles gets a healthy diet. |
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| Oooh – looks like someone’s going to try switch play! He shouldn’t worry, though: she’s only planning to switch roles once. |
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| Without question. |
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| Good. Can’t wait for my consciousness to be raised. |
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| 10 is the new 8? You know, just the other week my SO was caning me and I thought we’d finished but she announced that 12 was the new 6! I don’t know… when I learnt maths in school it all seemed a lot simpler than that. You just held your hand out and counted until she was finished. |
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| Actually, the vicar turned up on time and I have to say: he was quite cross to see what was happening on top of his altar! So that was a bit embarassing, but the rest of the wedding day passed off smoothly. The night didn’t go so well, unfortunately, but thank goodness Sven was there too or I think things would really have been difficult. |
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| If I manage to find a copy of the video, I’ll share it with you. I’ve never actually posted a funny cat video – must be the only blog on the Internet not to have done so. |
It’s usually “May I? Please Mistress?”
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| Typical. She remembered to pack plenty of condoms for her own sexual pleasure, didn’t she? But didn’t think to bring just one little key. Honestly: if I’m permitted speaking rights at any point during this trip, I’m going to give her a piece of my mind! |
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| Many people get uncomfortable at the idea of public humiliation scenes, which impose your own sexuality on random strangers without their consent. But in this case, she made you go around asking everyone in the cafe if they were OK with watching you being humiliated for sexual kicks, so that’s all right. |
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| Actually, the neighbours wouldn’t mind. They never liked him. But it’s thoughtful of her to think of them. |
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| ‘Fool around’? Who says that, these days? Why do people in porn talk so weirdly? |
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| Can’t argue with the science. |