Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Animals watch beyond the fire.
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| Don’t worry, they’re quite uncomfortable for her too, so this part of the session shouldn’t last more than 45 minutes or so. |
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| I’d scream for Keira, nightly if she wanted me to. |
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| Well, I hope it’s still summer, if we’re going to play outside again. |
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| They have lots of good ideas for taking all the hard work out of BDSM too – or at least, making someone else do it. |
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| Must be nice not to have to worry about limits and all that nonsense. |
“The imperative mood
(often referred to simply as a command) is used to express demands,
instructions or requests. We usually use the second person (plural or
singular) with an unspoken “you” for the subject.” sez Learnenglish. The ‘you’ is indeed unspoken, although sometimes She substitutes other words to refer to Her servitor.
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| The grammatically correct response to the imperative mood is the submissive mood. |
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| Ludicrous, unrealistic fantasy. Who’d pay $2500 for a male? |
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| What’s that? You’re guessing ‘mandatory gender sensitivity training’? Well, sure, maybe that too, that too. |
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| I don’t see the point of these fancy electronic monitoring systems. A sturdy 20-foot length of chain has always done the trick in our (actually Her) household. |
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| Here’s a clue: whoever it was lifted the seat. So it won’t be Raoul for a start: he never does, |
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| Men and their gadgets. You can give him just as unpleasant a night with some good old-fashioned rope, a cold dripping shower and some nipple clamps. Why does everything have to be so hi tech? |
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| Regular readers will have gathered by now that this is a very, very hard limit for me. I’m careful never to tell my SO, though, so it’s just a secret between you, dear Internet, and me. |
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| Sounds like their sex life is about to improve. Well, hers is. His doesn’t sound like it’s worth keeping, really. |
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| That is a lot simpler. Like her approach to marital arguments: also very simple indeed. |
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| I am actually very sensitive to gender issues in the workplace. Painfully sensitive, even. When women are treated disrespectfully I feel physically bruised: sometimes immediately, sometimes a while later. |
… so it’s time for a spanking, then all tucked up for an early night with hands secured in your special mittens. Don’t worry about wifey – she’ll find something to amuse herself with.
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| You’ll probably also find that you prefer not to watch sport on TV and you love going to bed early. In fact, you’re going to discover a lot of things about the real you. Isn’t that nice? |
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| I used to worry that women would discover I’m really rubbish in bed. But so far, as luck would have it, the situation just hasn’t arisen, so that’s OK. |
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| There are probably a few things bothering him just at the moment. And there’ll be a few more, quite soon afterwards, I expect. |
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| It’s nice they can sing while they’re working. I mean, having to end another human’s life, it’s a serious and depressing business, isn’t it? Good for them – keeping their spirits up like that. |
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| Ah.. now that takes me back. I remember the very first face-slap of my married life. It was about – oooh, seven seconds after the last face-slap of my unmarried life, as I recall. |
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| Obviously. |
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| Don’t worry – you can appeal and if your conviction is overturned, they’ll have to pay compensation. |
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| Mmmm… debt bondage. |
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| It’s good that couples can laugh about these things. |
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| Art for art’s sake. |
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| Ah… the abusive dommie-psycho-mommie scene. Part of every domme’s standard repertoire. And all you need to get started are some wire coathangers. |
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| The previous guy found the smell a bit pungent too. In fact, he said it made him vomit, it was so bad. But I’m sure he was exaggerating. |
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| Everyone knows women all love sitting around having their boots cleaned and then smeared with semen. It’s amazing dommes get away with charging their clients so much to let them do it, really. |
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| Hee hee. I’ve actually let it drain to 90% but I’m going to tell her it’s fully charged, because 90% is still a green light! Pretty sneaky, huh? That’s at least 25 minutes less screaming in agony. Guess I’ll show her! |
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| It won’t matter to anyone who matters, anyway. |
…and isn’t that great? Warning: safe for work video after the link.
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| But what if he never gets to like it? Hmm. Not sure she’s thought this one through. |
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| Don’t even ask what the chicken mask is for. A magician never gives up her secrets. |
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| Well, he wasn’t treated exactly like that, obviously. Dommes tend to keep their places heated quite well, for one thing, in my experience. |
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| It’s actually much harder playing ‘guess the object that’s been shoved up the slave’s anus’ in a single-domme session. Because then you have to do the guessing and ‘hmmm… it’s definitely something that really hurts’ doesn’t narrow it down much. |
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| Perhaps he should discuss it with his wife. Or perhaps she should, directly. |
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| He could try offering her all his money. Oh hang on – he did that already. |
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| Gender sensitivity training. I’ve tried and I am very sensitive indeed to women’s concerns. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t benefit from further instruction, obviously. |
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| Medical research has shown that male impotence can arise from many quite sepaarte causes. Failure to leave out the bins on rubbish day, addressing your wife in an impertinent manner – even ironing a blouse badly can lead to weeks or even months of being completely unable to sustain an erection. |
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| My domme uses my real name in session these days, but only after she made me change it legally to “Maggotdick”. |
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| No… no problem at all. I’ll just get my coat… |
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| Oh, OK. I thought we’d barely started. Never mind. |
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| Well… it is a big decision to take. So it’s a good thing she’s already taken it. |
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| He’ll probably mess it up, he’s such a moron. Just think what a fool he’ll look, every time he forgets about a release date! Serve him right too. |
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| Some people leave their bodies to science – mine’s going to fashion! Or upholstery, I suppose. |
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| How can this have happened? I mean, for goodness sake, this is the third time this week! |
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| Women, eh? You can’t just straight-out discuss something, she has to set up the whole situation just right to ‘discuss it’. Oh well. Better humour her. |
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| That’s a very wide hole. Still, maybe there are some guys who need that. Not jealous… |
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| Phew. That could have gone quite badly. Remember the time you bought that fur coat in the wrong shade of silver? |
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| I wonder if in the years to come, he’ll regret not having signed more forms? After all, it’s not going to be easy to sign anything, when she’s done with him. |
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| That’s something we’ve seen a lot of this year – this contemptuous attitude to ‘experts’. She could easily double the efficiency of the plant by not sitting on it, for example, but you just try telling her that… |