Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Yum yum. |
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| …but the price goes up the less time there is to go. |
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| Phew. Just in time, eh? |
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| Hmmm. Kurt’s night-night “kisses” can taste a bit disgusting, to be honest. If only I were still allowed to kiss him on the lips. |
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| Yes, I should be thankful for small mercies. They are the only sort I get. |
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| Hmm… well, OK. As long as I don’t have to go to Cathie’s. |
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| That’s very broadminded. |
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| You can’t hear it without the sound, of course, but it’s actually a startlingly realistic impression. She’s talented. |
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| No time for a caption. HuuUUUH! |
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| Black or red… black or red. Oh dear, I’m not good with choices. Just as well, really. |
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| Just never met the right girl, I guess. Hard to strike up a meaningful conversation in seven seconds or less. |
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| Happy to be of service. |
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| Shame she doesn’t get sexual pleasure out of the beatings. That’s two of you, then. |
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| It’ s easy to get confused. |
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| No comment. |
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| Fool.. or genius? |
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| Oh, OK. As long as she’s thought it through. |
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| OK, but let’s hope there’s more pocket money this time around. |
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| Very special. |
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| She’d obviously misunderstood the situation. Poor thing. |
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| One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all. |
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| Mmm… that does sound humiliating! |
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| Actually, he’s lucky. The bricks are little bit irregular. If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you. |
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| She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you? |
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| Actually, you can make a fuss if you want. It doesn’t really matter. |
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| Mistress Debbie to you. Scarier than she sounds, huh? |
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| I can feel it helping already. |
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| Well, it wasn’t specifically on his hard limits list, so I suppose it’s OK. |
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| You’ll soon learn to detect the early signs of a long period of impotence. Pursing her lips, finding fault with you – that kind of thing is usually a good early indication of a prolonged period in which you’ll find sexual release difficult if not impossible to achieve. |
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| It’s good to have occasional surprises in marriage. |
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| Maybe just for the company? |
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| And work slowly around the rest of your body. |
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| There’s something comforting about a collar. |
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| Yeah. He’ll have been fine. Probably. Anyway, that’s not really the point of the story, you know? |
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| Oh go on – try the chat-up line anyway, why not? |
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| Horsey horsey don’t you dare stop. |
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| In case you’re thinking the judge was a little unfair – apparently the man in this sorry little tale had been masturbating to pictures on the Internet. I think we can all agree that’s a good reason for him to lose everything, can’t we? Disgusting habit. Just ask Google. |
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| It’s odd, isn’t it? Some of us would bend over backwards to be in that situation. Forwards, too. |
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| Try to be brave. Think of her feelings, after all. |
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| I would. |
Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.
Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).
****ing Google.
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| Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t. |
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| Who says men are useless, eh? |
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| I expect you’ll manage well enough without. |
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| It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it. |
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| I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it. |
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| When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch |
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| I think we’ve all been there. Just the other day a market research company rang up and asked if I was interested in taking part in a survey about web use. So I said sure, but after about five or six questions about my browsing habits, they just rang off without any warning! Bizarre, huh? I mean why did they ask if they don’t want to know the answers? |
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| Something to look forward to. |
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| That’s good of her. |
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| Another thing to tick off her bucket list. |
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| It’s a learning experience. On both sides. |
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| It’s good of her to make these arrangements for you, when she’s so busy preparing for her business trip and everything. You should think of something you can do to show your gratitude. As well as the additional respect, of course. |
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| I rather like the ridiculous pervert clothes. But then I’m a ridiculous pervert. |
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| He wouldn’t have to be brave all the time. Just at the start, when she ties him up. |
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| I hope Anna says no. Do you think she’ll say no? |
NB – some of you who follow this blog closely might have noticed that there was briefly another post published today titled “Happy returns”. But an anonymous poster kindly pointed out I had identified the wrong lady in the photo. As it is not that lady’s birthday, the post didn’t really work any more, so it has been replaced with this one.