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| Fool.. or genius? |
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| Oh, OK. As long as she’s thought it through. |
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| OK, but let’s hope there’s more pocket money this time around. |
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| Very special. |
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| She’d obviously misunderstood the situation. Poor thing. |
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| One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all. |
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| Mmm… that does sound humiliating! |
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| Actually, he’s lucky. The bricks are little bit irregular. If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you. |
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| She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you? |
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| Actually, you can make a fuss if you want. It doesn’t really matter. |
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| Mistress Debbie to you. Scarier than she sounds, huh? |
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| I can feel it helping already. |
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| Well, it wasn’t specifically on his hard limits list, so I suppose it’s OK. |
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| It’s good to have occasional surprises in marriage. |
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| Maybe just for the company? |
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| And work slowly around the rest of your body. |
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| There’s something comforting about a collar. |
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| Yeah. He’ll have been fine. Probably. Anyway, that’s not really the point of the story, you know? |
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| Oh go on – try the chat-up line anyway, why not? |
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| Horsey horsey don’t you dare stop. |
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| It’s odd, isn’t it? Some of us would bend over backwards to be in that situation. Forwards, too. |
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| Try to be brave. Think of her feelings, after all. |
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| I would. |
Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.
Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).
****ing Google.
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| Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t. |
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| Who says men are useless, eh? |
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| I expect you’ll manage well enough without. |
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| It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it. |
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| I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it. |
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| When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch |
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| Something to look forward to. |
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| That’s good of her. |
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| Another thing to tick off her bucket list. |
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| It’s a learning experience. On both sides. |
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| I rather like the ridiculous pervert clothes. But then I’m a ridiculous pervert. |
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| He wouldn’t have to be brave all the time. Just at the start, when she ties him up. |
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| I hope Anna says no. Do you think she’ll say no? |
NB – some of you who follow this blog closely might have noticed that there was briefly another post published today titled “Happy returns”. But an anonymous poster kindly pointed out I had identified the wrong lady in the photo. As it is not that lady’s birthday, the post didn’t really work any more, so it has been replaced with this one.
a mouth-soaping, a sound spanking and being sent to bed early without any supper. There’s usually very little pride left after that, I find.
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| Mmmm…kinky! |
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| Every girl should have a boyfriend collection. |
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| It’s good for husbands and wives to talk about the family finances together like this. Exactly like this. |
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| Welcome back. There have a been a few other changes too, but don’t worry, she’ll explain all about those in due course, when you’re wearing your shock collar. |
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| I wonder what other duties the servants carry out for her? |
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| It’s always his fault. That’s quite important. |
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| Make him what? Eat pond scum from the bottom and thank you for it, with a smile on his face? Yes, of course you can. |
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| Actually, Jenny isn’t that into lesbianism. But she likes having her flat cleaned and all the laundry done so she puts up with it once a week. |
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| And she’s got the whole morning, so she can take whatever time it needs. |
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| A problem shared… |
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| She’s just helping you put it in context. Don’t forget to be grateful. |
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| Worth it all for that one night of passion, though, huh? Huh? |
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| Best just to be passive and forget the aggression. |
This is the lovely Gigi Allens from ClareSpanksMen and many other places. More about her – mostly made up, but illustrated with lots of pictures – here.
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| Maybe. |