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So you’d better learn to accept it.
The divine Lexi Sindel there, along with some of her property.
“…and the more faithless she is, the worse she uses him, the more wantonly she plays with him, the less pity she shows him, by so much the more will she increase his desire, be loved, worshipped by him.” The Founder himself said that, in Venus in Furs. He was right, although I don’t suppose Wanda thought any more of him as a result.
Thank goodness he’s around. |
Am I the only male sub whose first experience of toilet slavery was during the interval during a fully-booked theatrical performance? I suspect not. |
…which is actually true of a lot of things, if you think about it. As I’m sure you have. Pervert. |
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Why not both? |
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Thinking about her being clammy makes me clammy… |
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If you’re finding it difficult to relax, try explaining to her that you’d just rather she got a second opinion from a male dentist before drilling. I’m sure she won’t mind. |
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Obviously. Although it looks like it’s already got a lot of toppings, so maybe no need? |
… you know Her life was saved by rock and roll?
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He’s already made his wish. In fact, he’s still fervently making it. But it’s not going to come true. |
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Obviously. |
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That’s just silly. You can’t hypnotise someone into doing something they really don’t want to do. So you’ll be fine. As long as she doesn’t actually want to do it. Yeah. |
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I hope he wears a crisp white uniform. |
Know what I mean? Warning: vanilla video after link that has nothing to do with femdom and is thoroughly safe for work. Do not click if that sort of thing offends you.
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And they say sex offenders have nothing to contribute to society! |
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… and don’t even think about the matinee on Saturday… |
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It’s particularly cheap for fit young men, if they let her do it without any anaesthetic. |
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It’s completely irrational to be scared of spiders. Spiders can’t really hurt you*. Girls, yes: they can hurt you**. Be scared of girls. But not spiders. |
* Except in Australia
** Especially in Australia.