Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| People talk a lot about objectification, but really there’s nothing wrong with getting off on the sight of a lovely pair of eyes going all red and tearful as the soap gets rubbed in. |
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| If it’s hurting it’s working. |
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| Shhh! |
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| ‘Ignoring it’ is something that happens a lot so maybe sterner measures are needed. |
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| She’ll be having enough orgasms for both of you – it’s her generous nature. |
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| A family friend was branded by a Canadian domme. He kicked up a bit of a fuss when she started on the French translation, but ‘la loi c’est la loi’, I guess. |
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| He’s sulky because when they have guests around he’s usually allowed to stay up. But after she had to deal with a tantrum at their last dinner party, she’s decided not to risk it. |
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| Don’t forget to look super-relaxed. |
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| A few hours spent torturing a male doesn’t make a lesbian relationship any less vanilla, any more than cuddling together in front of the TV with a box of chocolates makes them choco-fetishists. |
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| I’m sure you don’t mind – you married her for her personality, not her looks, right? And she certainly has a very strong personality. |
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| He can do 100 words a minute – most of them being ‘sorry’. |
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| I don’t see why it’s so unethical. I mean, consent was sought and freely… well, consent was given anyway, which is the main thing. |
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| She’s always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty Orcses. |
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| I think we can all agree that anyone doing that deserves whatever Hayley feels like handing out (and she’s a big strong girl). |
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| Romance, revenge and healthy exercise, all in one long, happy afternoon. |
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| C’mon, give it a chance. She wore the red dress for you, after all. |
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| Don’t get the wrong idea: they take bullying very seriously. All the girls get three bullying classes every week (as do the boys and the male teachers, albeit in a different way), and most of them are in the after-school club too. They’re regional champions. |
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| Actually, I’d have been able to tell Kurt was here even it wasn’t for the loud grunting noises – who else leaves a bag of dirty laundry waiting for me in the hall? One day, he’s going to go too far and he and I are going to have to have words. But not today: he’s a bit busy and that dinner won’t make itself. |
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| Oh well, so much for that day out. |
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| This could turn into a vicious spiral. |
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| Yes. Much improved. |
A scene from Horrible Bosses (or its sequel): movies exploring the premise that being sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston wearing a dentist’s outfit would be just awful. As obviously it… hang on. I think you don’t even have to be submissive to like the thought of that, do you? And if you are…
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| Isolated even if not technically self-isolated. Very safe. |
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| The important thing is to get you crying in pain – then the other stuff will be easy enough to sort out. |
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| The smell will probably get them in the mood for the barbecue at the Reception, too. |
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| And yet also how slowly. |
It would be foolish to let this day pass without posting something Halloween-themed. But then, that’s what I am. Foolish, I mean. So here are some completely Halloween-unrelated captioned images from the ever-unpopular Downton Domination series. Because I just don’t know when to stop.
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| Some newly arrived slaves fear that a night alone and abandoned in a cold prison cell will be hard to take – but they often find that, actually, when the Ladies arrive the next morning to take them out, they find themselves looking back fondly on the hours of merely being uncomfortable and cold, with a nice strong steel door between themselves and the rest of OWK. |
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| Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
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| The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
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| Of course, you’ll want something to wash it down with. They do have an expert sommelière but actually all of the ladies are ready and only too willing to whip out a funnel and provide some liquid refreshment to their own personal specification. |
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| Some of the ladies love waking up to the cheerful singing of the ‘guests’ working beneath their windows. Others hate it and storm outside furiously, at the slightest sound, to dole out misery to anyone disturbing their precious sleep. But then at OWK, you have to take the rough with… well, you have to take the rough, anyway. |
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| Fine, but I’m not putting his condom on for him this time. I have my pride. |
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| Don’t worry – the guys might think you look silly at first, but I’m sure they’ll be impressed when you go into your dance routine. |
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| For a while my orgasm day was 29 February, but ‘we’ decided to stop all that, as it was getting a bit repetitive and predictable. |
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| Women and knots, eh? Bless ’em. |
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| Which is a bit unfair if you have a fetish for being humiliatingly searched by ladies in positions of authority. Oh well, at least she’s not wearing her uniform, so there’s a chance. |
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| One of the nice things about being submissive is that you’re rarely in any doubt about whether your partner’s in the mood for sex, or precisely what she wants to do (and indeed, with whom). |
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| She was kind enough to give him a long warm-up before the painful bit, so I hope he’ll be brave. If not, the shackles attaching him to the cross can be brave for him. |
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| I believe some of the wedding guests have sprayed the van with silly string and attached tin cans and all sorts of other stuff to the back of it. You won’t actually see it, from inside the sack, of course, but it’s nice to know these traditions are being maintained. |
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| Marriage guidance counsellors recommend the anal hook – it’s amazing how much easier those petty marital disagreements go, once you’re dangling. |
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| Oh no – not the comfy chair! |
The divine Ms Harry, for contemplation and worship.
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| Sometimes she’s in the mood for screaming and frantic pleading but right now she’s trying to enjoy her book, so just keep it down, hmm? |
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| She can show you both heaven and hell – as, to be fair, can the priest but in a very different way. |
See? Cruella’s not all about bleak post-industrial settings. This photo-shoot’s in a bleak pre-industrial setting and a refreshing change it is too.
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| Don’t you just hate being the third one on a date? I do – but she doesn’t seem to care. |
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| Go on – not many kinksters get to live out their fantasies in reality. |
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| Mine’s ‘maggot’, by a curious coincidence. But can readers of this blog keep that to themselves, please? You can’t be too careful these days. Fortunately my SO is the only one who knows the really important passwords, like the one for our bank account. I wonder what these two need yours for? Still… best not to argue. |
