Cold comfort

…but not on the farm.

 

I’m not sure if I could manage that.  But I expect I’ll learn, over time.

 

 
 
Oh well.  As long as it’s completely voluntary, I suppose it’ OK.
This is the lovely, magnificent, Vancouver and Paris-based Mistress Eleise de Lacey. But then, you knew that didn’t you?
 

 

Gosh, it’s a long way down, isn’t it?
 

 

One day perhaps.
 
 

 

And replace them with inhibitions about disobedience.

Hopefully devoted

It might sting a bit.  More probably, it’ll sting a lot, actually.
 

 

She’s not a big fan of mens lib, to be honest. Just old-fashioned that way.
 
 
 
 

 

Sounds a bit edgy. Still, what’s the worst that could happen?
 
 

 

It’s a perspective thing – like that dress the Internet went crazy about.  If you’re looking at this picture and thinking about your own cock, then her strap-on bound to look huge, isn’t it?
 

 

I wonder what they’re expecting to happen? I mean there’s just you, a bare concrete cell and a strange scratching and scrabbling sound from behind that grill to your right there…

Like a christian fearing vengeance from above…

…I don’t pretend to know what you want, but I offer love. 

(trigger warning: vanilla link.  For no obvious reason, I’ve always thought of the song as rather D/S… but I think that of many things).

 
 

 

Don’t worry if you’re still confused.  Things will be made clear.
 

 

I think that’s disgraceful.  Just because we’re submissive doesn’t mean ladies can treat us like doormats, can they?  Well, I mean, obviously, if a lady like one of these wanted to treat me literally as a doormat, that would be fine, wiping her muddy boots across my back, but erm… OK, maybe they can then. 
 

 

And you prefer not being gay too, don’t you, so it sounds like you and Master Mark are very compatible!
 

 

Get another one, of course.  There’s plenty.  Hello!  Ma’am?  Over here!
 
 

 

I offer love… this is one of the most Significant of the Others in my life.  Lady Sophia Black is simply wonderful.

Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks

The Lady of Situations. 

Here is the man with three
staves, and here the Wheel,

And here is the one-eyed
merchant, and this card,

Which is blank, is something
he carries on his back,

Which I am forbidden to see.


Sorry – just thought we needed some better poetry, after my recent efforts.  On with the show

Hard maths domme
She’s quite strict, too.  Try to get the sums right.
 
 

Actually, it’s the beatings that are about you that are the worst.
 
 

Resistance is futile.
 
 

Actually, a remarkable 23% of drownings occur at home.  I think this is probably how.  Stay safe – always do your chores to her satisfaction.
 This is from the English Mansion and features Mistress Sidonia von Bork and Mistress Vixen, I believe.  Oh – and ‘Unknown male cadaver #14, recovered from the river Trent at 05.25, 17 September 2013.’ according to the Police report.
 

No.  I wouldn’t.  I’d want to stay there forever.

I will feel a glow just thinking of you…

…and the way it felt, last night.  Thank you, Ma’am.



You might want to refer back to my series: Seven secrets of a happy marriageUrgently.
 
 
Serving Keira
Men, eh?  Only interested in one thing, and –  excuse me?  Down here?  There’s a caption too, and I..  Hello?  Oh never mind, I know when there’s something more interesting to look at.
 
 




Spanked by Jessica Rabbit oh my
I’m not one of those men who won’t cry in front of women.  Just the opposite, actually.
 

Woah!  Might be time for a safeword, there.
 

If you have any comments on this captioned image, I’ll be in the homeless refuge round the corner, OK?

Rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath



Please.

Not a femdom bitch from hell
She didn’t rush to judgement, though.  She took her time.



cold hearltless and brutal...whats not to like?
Yet another of those Mars and Venus things, I reckon.  What do you suppose she’s trying to tell you here?

Psycho domina quest-ce que cest?
Actually the greatest torture is trying to read the tiny print…




Dommed by accident
Actually that’s not fair.  At least one of the girls in the office calls you “Bootlicking little perverted wanker.”.  No idea why.
Small penis acceptance?
There are times in any marriage when an apology is called for.  Here’s one.

Desperately seeking contempt

Sometimes it finds me.  I will be visiting my Significant Other today.  Elegant.  Cool.  Glamorous.  French.  Prepared to tolerate my existence.  I am so lucky.

They do scream therapy too.  Nor primal scream therapy. Just the ordinary sort.

Then you’ll know you’ve only another 12 due when you get home, and you can really enjoy the evening.

Bullying is wrong.  Simply wrong.  And just occasionally unspeakably sexy.

I always used to think this was a very frequent mistake, especially for non-native speakers of English.  But Miss Hunter assures me that no one makes it more than once.  I stand corrected.
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