| C’mon, give it a chance. She wore the red dress for you, after all. |
| Oh well, so much for that day out. |
| This could turn into a vicious spiral. |
| C’mon, give it a chance. She wore the red dress for you, after all. |
| Oh well, so much for that day out. |
| This could turn into a vicious spiral. |
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| Girls can play so rough…. |
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| If it helps you bear the discomfort, today’s actually the best day because from tomorrow there’ll be sand in it too. Not deliberately, but you know how it gets everywhere. |
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| She’s not going to bother asking him what he thinks his biggest flaw is. Anyway, that’s for her to decide. |
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| Her eyes are up there. And they’re looking into your soul. |
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| You can see yourself out. |
Not enough couples do that.
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| As you can see, she takes quite an old-fashioned approach to discipline. Most wives these days just use the app. |
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| She can put it with all the other things waiting for him in their honeymoon suite. |
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| I hope she learns an important lesson about bullying. Or a few new techniques, anyway. |
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| How very tiresome. |
So… to celebrate 10 years of ruining otherwise lovely images of ladies, by sticking witless captions on them (but never, ever overlapping the ladies themselves – that’s a rule) I will be putting up some of my favourites over the next few days. Yes: we celebrate 10 years by putting up repeats that you’ve already seen…
Today: some of my favourite images I have posted, selected without worrying too much about whether the captions are any good or not. Some are, some aren’t: but occasionally the pictures are so perfect that they have to be captioned even if I don’t have any particularly good ideas.
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| I just like their expressions. |
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| I like their expressions too. If they aren’t saying something hurtful and humiliating, and enjoying it as much as they appear to be, well they damn well should be, that’s all. |
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| Same again, although here the likelihood that they were actually saying something hurtful and humiliating is perhaps a little higher. |
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| Again, it’s the look. |
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| Her expression… and the general situation. Four of them… face it, you are going to be way out of your depth, even if the two at the back are more interested in each other than in you. |
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| Mistress Jenna Coleman, on a break during filming Dr Who, I believe. We need more pictures of beautiful actresses dressed as Victorian governesses. Many more. |
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| I occasionally feature male dominants or others into heavy, macho S&M gear here – usually dressed something like this. |
And, of course…
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| So true, so true. And I have many pictures of her. |
Lots of men don’t realise that ‘mere’ words can cause pain. There are words that I have spoken on occasion that have led to quite astonishing amounts of pain, sometimes almost immediately.
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| When they next see Trevor, I expect they can ask him how the special effects wizards manage to make the torture and murder look so realistic. |
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| Thank goodness all that’s behind me. |
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| Poor thing. I expect he has no idea how much pain she’s been going through, the heartless bastard. |
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| Yeah ‘trodden’. It is a ridiculous language, actually. Perhaps Gal could give me a few Hebrew lessons. I’m sure I’d be a very conscientious student. |
… and it’s worth it.
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| Many men get excited at the thought of watching passionate lesbian sex, but believe me after a few years you kinda start to feel a bit jealous? Silly, I know… |
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| Apparently she’s having the schoolroom fitted out already. If she’s not even pregnant yet, I have to say that seems a little premature. |
…and isn’t that great? Warning: safe for work video after the link.
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| But what if he never gets to like it? Hmm. Not sure she’s thought this one through. |
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| Don’t even ask what the chicken mask is for. A magician never gives up her secrets. |
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| Well, he wasn’t treated exactly like that, obviously. Dommes tend to keep their places heated quite well, for one thing, in my experience. |
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| Perhaps he should discuss it with his wife. Or perhaps she should, directly. |
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| Don’t worry – she’ll give her one more chance. She’s quite forgiving really. She’s just cross because she’s got to go to all the trouble of murdering you and disposing of the body, that’s all. |
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| I myself am very firmly opposed to corporal punishment. Forunately, nobody pays a blind bit of attention to my views. |
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| She’s good at riddles, too. |
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| Send him out? Honestly, Henry shouldn’t let her just boss him around like that. He should stand up for himself… be a man. |
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| See if you can spot the eight men concealed within this picture! |
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| Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls. |
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| It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle? |
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| OK, not the sexiest of topics. But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them. |
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| Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely. |
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| You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now. |
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| Sex..?. Don’t talk to me about sex. I tried it once – not tryin’ that again. Nearly got me ‘ead stuck! Joke copyright Alexei Sayle. |
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| It’s wilful impertinence on your part. So’s being too early, obviously. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry… |
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| Don’t worry. She’s quite sweet, really. When she’s not in a bad mood. |
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| In space, no one can hear you sigh with hopeless romantic infatuation… |