Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| And she’s actually having a lot more heterosexual sex than before the change, so it’s all going rather well. |
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| Oh no, not Oliver. I just don’t think we have anything in common, you know? |
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| Hmmm… Maybe if she worked in metric? |
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| Oh well. On with the marital bliss, I suppose. |
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| I’m usually in the corner at parties, myself. |
Cos you can’t beat a bit of E.L.O.
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| Some days you just can’t seem to get up. |
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| I wonder if they do ‘extras’? |
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| Damn. She’s catching on. |
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| OK. |
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| Well, a halfsome anyway. |
Mistress Chrissie always does.
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| Witchcraft? Oh what nonsens |
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| Apparently, they’ve just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether. My SO has arranged for me to have it next week – wasn’t that thoughtful of her? |
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| Could be the solution to our over-stretched prison service. I happen to know several ladies in London who own cells, cages and suchlike – they should get in touch with the Home Office, offer to help out. |
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| She does extras. Tip her enough and she’ll even fake laughing at your jokes. |
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| She’s making mushroom surprise. |
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| When you wake up I’m sure you’ll feel quite different. |
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| Looks like some language lessons are in order! |
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| It’s good of Mike to make sure she’s satisfied before he has his fun. He’s thoughtful like that. |
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| It can be difficult for stepchildren at first. Feelings of rage, resentment. The books say it’s best not to hold it in, so from the look of it things are going to turn out all right in this case. |
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| Nice warm bath with a cast-lit novel, then a back-rub and pop Elastrating Edward into the DVD player. Bliss. |
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| …and an extra one, because of previous incompetent duplicate posting. Thanks Ralph D! |
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| Yes. Someone needs to let her know that you just can’t get a toilet bowl really clean by licking it, either. Will you tell her, or shall I? |
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| Mmmm… nine-and-a-half times the fun! |
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| Your kink is not her kink. Which is just as well, or you’d have to murder her, and think how awful that would be. |
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| Could even have a key-swapping party. Such fun, until someone loses a key and then there’s weeks of recrimination and tears. |
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| It’s going to be hard to carry all that shopping with a broken arm. Perhaps you could ask for the arm to be broken later, when you’re back? What’s that? You think that sort of impertinence might just annoy her? Yeah, probably right. Oh well, one-armed shopping it is. |
You want to get your money’s worth, after all.
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| I’ve always thought that rubbing cold cream on is kind of disrespectful, you know? I mean, if she’d wanted it to hurt less, she could have done it like that, so it’s almost as if you’re arguing back. |
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| Dommes eh? Will have their little joke. She does that every time, but wise subs will try to laugh each time as if it’s still fresh. |
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| Yes. Trying to rescind a slavery agreement if she doesn’t want to is technically theft, if you think about it. |
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| Sometimes it’s good if a couple are forced closer together by this sort of thing. You might find out how much she really loves you. |
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| There’s got to be a joke here somewhere about tenderising the meat. If I think of one, I’ll get back to you, OK? |
So keep coming back.
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| I expect there’s some good news as well. Just not for them. |
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| You’re about to find out what happened to all the other pizza delivery boys, by the look of it. |
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| The worrying thing is that there’s at least 900 strokes of the cane due from missed weekly whippings. Still, plenty of time. He’s only 58 years old… or is it 57? |
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| And the really good bit of the scheme is he gets to ask for another ticket to be drawn as often as he likes. Or as often as she likes. |
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| She’s got a point there, actually. And did you know that a cloth and a dab of polish will get boots much cleaner than even eight hours of careful tongue-work? It’s true. We could get the whole femdom thing done a lot quicker if we just took more advantage of modern technology. |
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| You’ll be in real trouble if he doesn’t. |
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| I’ve always been confused about my masculinity. I went to a therapist once, but she just laughed hysterically the whole time. 12 one-hour sessions…I got worried she might do herself some injury, but they do say laughter is the best medecine. |
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| Yes. So much easier being a domme – if you’re having a bad day, just take it out on your clients. |
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| They say women don’t like men who come quickly, but every woman in whose presence I’ve ever achieved orgasm always just seemed to want to get it over with as quickly as possible. I suppose it maximises their income per hour. |
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| Just one of many things that can go wrong. Good thing nothing important got damaged this time. |
So many books about that topic, discussions on the Internet…
But I’ve learnt a trick about pleasing women which I find works almost every time. The secret is not to put your own sexual needs first, you see. Many women are quite pleasantly surprised if you don’t insist on sex. Just hand over the money in an envelope and leave.
After all, you can always masturbate later, jerking off to pictures on the Internet, alone in your squalid little room. While she gets on with her life.
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| Frequent flyers get extra benefits, including staying behind for an hour after landing to clean the whole aircraft. |
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| Her birthday’s in eleven days time. She doesn’t like too much fat on her boys, you see, but you should be nice and thin for her by then. |
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| You can actually fry them up still attached for maximum freshness, but many people think that’s going a bit too far. |
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| Looks like someone hasn’t been following Servitor’s rules for making women happy! Remember – always leave straight after paying. Or if you’ve booked with a credit card through an escort service, just tell them it’s OK if she doesn’t turn up. Trust me: she’ll love it. |
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| Plenty more where that came from, so come on – get it down. |
PS – as some of you might know, Blogger provides stats on where the traffic is coming from*. Mostly Femdom Resource, Google and my Tumblr site, but it also tells you which searches on Google led people here. Now, normally these are fairly obvious things involving femdom and bootlicking and suchlike wholesome matters**, but this morning we had: “kellogg’s frosted mini wheats original, 24 ounce box” and “Brita water filter replacement cartridge”.
Woah. There are some things that are just too kinky even for me. Take your weird grocery obsessions elsewhere, OK guys? Let’s try to keep it clean here.
* no, stop worrying, it doesn’t tell me anything about who you are. Except you, Tom from the US. Oh – and you too, Mr Collins from the UK.
** and “contemplating the devine” with depressing frequency. Use a dictionary if you‘re not sure, you stupid males! That’s not even a word, OK?
… all the way to the chip shop
(trigger warning: video is unrelated to the subject matter of this blog, although I suppose those with a really really strong cuckoldry and insult fetish might just about find something in it).
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| And she’ll hold on to that very special key, just to make specially sure. |
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| It’s true, actually. There’s nothing that drives away mild discomfort quite like agony. |
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| A bit foolish, really. She could easily claim pro-domme rates for acting as his slavemistress and then where would he be? |
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| I eventually got round to asking my wife whether my performance in bed was OK or not. I was a bit worried, but actually she was very nice about it. Said it was so long ago she’d completely forgotten after all these years and why would it matter to anyone anyway? I was so relieved. |
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| Silly wasting money on a bus when it’s only eight miles anyway. Think how good you’d feel putting the bus fare into the fur coat fund instead. Every little helps. |
