Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Maybe when the two of you are married, you can talk to her about being less cruel to poor dumb animals. |
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| Well, she should have been clearer. It took me ages… |
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| No spoilers, now! |
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| Don’t worry, you’ll soon warm up after Lady Sarah arrives. |
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| He only discovered about her fetishes after the marriage. She has quite a few. The ones not involving inflicting pain on older men are mostly about girlfriends and money. |
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| ‘Squeakity’ indeed! I’d like to point out that I’m actually speaking perfectly normally, just in a very high pitch and with a lot of hysterical shrieking and pleading. |
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| My SO found out once that I’d taken out a book on lock-picking. She over-reacted completely – as usual! – and after a long and sometimes difficult evening ‘discussing’ it, I had to take it back the very next day. The librarian was quite pleased: she said there was a long waiting list for it. All men. |
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| I’ve occasionally wondered what I’d do with all the money, if I won the lottery. I suppose if it ever actually happened, she’d tell me soon enough, though. |
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| It’s perfectly normal. Don’t worry about a thing: you have a long life ahead of you. |
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| She always finds it quite upsetting when this happens. She’s actually a very nice person – I don’t know why she stays with him. |
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| She could well be right. Early on in our relationship, my SO visited a therapist who told her to try dealing with her feelings frustration by beating the living daylights out of me. Worked. |
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| You get health benefits too – mostly regular exercise and a healthy diet. |
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| I guess we’re both disappointed about the whole situation. |
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| That’s a museum ship, by the way: HMS Belfast. Worth a visit, if you’re in London, but the guns obviously can’t fire any more and all the seamen left a long time ago. |
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| My own car just stays locked in the garage all the time, these days. I don’t know why I bother to keep it, really. |
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| It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be bothered. |
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| Damn… she’s right. Eight years I’ve been writing this blog and… oh well. |
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| Thank goodness everyone’s safe. Everyone who matters, anyway. |
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| There are lots of things submissives know about that ‘ordinary people’ don’t. It’s an odd thought, but most people have never been peed on, for instance (by an adult, anyway). |
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| Oh, well if David wants me serving canapes then of course we’d better go! Sigh. David this, David that… honestly, one day I’m really going to have to set some boundaries in this relationship. But not today. What do you think? I favour the one on the left… |
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| She said stare at the ground, moron. |
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| Erm… yeah, the ironing. About that… |
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| Brain damage play can be a lot of fun, but you need to make sure you pick short and simple words to use as safewords. |
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| The annoying thing is, I only bought the car last week. But I guess I can do without it. It’s essential to prioritise, when making important financial decisions. |
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| She doesn’t mean the bondage. He likes the bondage. It’s the things she can do to him because he is in bondage that he won’t like. |
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| There used to be a brand of condoms that fitted me just perfectly, but the manufacturer decided to stop producing that particular size. Not enough demand for it, apparently. Over 20% of men are that size or less, but they make up only 0.3% of all sexual encounters, so… I can’t really blame them. |
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| And she’ll decide whether you really really need it, or not. |
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| My wife’s very sexually demanding too, but I don’t have too much difficulty keeping her satisfied: the local male escort agencies all give us loyalty discounts now and if I book in advance as well, I can get up to a 25% off the list price. Which is – just about – affordable on my salary, if I’m careful to economise on everything else. |
More dispatches from our heroines, the veterans of World War M. Those mutts have a lot to answer for. Never forget, never forgive.
It’s the only sort I get.
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| Interestingly, adult babies and other submissive employees are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the staff handbook relating to discrimination, bullying and abuse. |
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| It also means she has two boxes of chocolates to throw away instead of one. |
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| The rest of the room is decorated in the same style. |
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| Many men would pay a lot of money for that sort of experience. Not all their money, as he will, admittedly. But a lot. |
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| Phew. I was beginning to think I was going to have to get through this alone. Talking about how sexually frustrated I feel, with a bunch of other men, is going to help a lot. |
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| But don’t forget your manners: introduce her to your workmates too, as otherwise they’ll feel awkward. |
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| Don’t worry, she’ll give you something later to wash away the nasty taste. |
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| Better than those guys who accidentally press the button when the camera’s pointing downward and take pictures of their dicks. |
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| Never liked blindfolds or hoods… this is why. |
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| Not too big, not too small. |
… but I’m working my way up and maybe one day.
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| Or both? |
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| I think she’s going to bring a lot to the team. |
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| Hmmm. That interview reminds me of something. Oh yes. |
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| It’s great that she’s actually going to shoot me, because I’m terrible at pretending. If I wasn’t screaming in actual agony, it wouldn’t be convincing at all. Women – they think of everything, huh? |
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| Don’t worry, it doesn’t control your brain or anything like that. It’s just a way of improving the feedback loop between disobedient thoughts and unpleasant consequences. |
