Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be bothered. |
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| Damn… she’s right. Eight years I’ve been writing this blog and… oh well. |
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| Thank goodness everyone’s safe. Everyone who matters, anyway. |
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| There are lots of things submissives know about that ‘ordinary people’ don’t. It’s an odd thought, but most people have never been peed on, for instance (by an adult, anyway). |
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| Oh, well if David wants me serving canapes then of course we’d better go! Sigh. David this, David that… honestly, one day I’m really going to have to set some boundaries in this relationship. But not today. What do you think? I favour the one on the left… |
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| She said stare at the ground, moron. |
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| Erm… yeah, the ironing. About that… |
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| Brain damage play can be a lot of fun, but you need to make sure you pick short and simple words to use as safewords. |
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| The annoying thing is, I only bought the car last week. But I guess I can do without it. It’s essential to prioritise, when making important financial decisions. |
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| She doesn’t mean the bondage. He likes the bondage. It’s the things she can do to him because he is in bondage that he won’t like. |
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| There used to be a brand of condoms that fitted me just perfectly, but the manufacturer decided to stop producing that particular size. Not enough demand for it, apparently. Over 20% of men are that size or less, but they make up only 0.3% of all sexual encounters, so… I can’t really blame them. |
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| And she’ll decide whether you really really need it, or not. |
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| My wife’s very sexually demanding too, but I don’t have too much difficulty keeping her satisfied: the local male escort agencies all give us loyalty discounts now and if I book in advance as well, I can get up to a 25% off the list price. Which is – just about – affordable on my salary, if I’m careful to economise on everything else. |
More dispatches from our heroines, the veterans of World War M. Those mutts have a lot to answer for. Never forget, never forgive.
It’s the only sort I get.
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| Interestingly, adult babies and other submissive employees are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the staff handbook relating to discrimination, bullying and abuse. |
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| It also means she has two boxes of chocolates to throw away instead of one. |
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| The rest of the room is decorated in the same style. |
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| Many men would pay a lot of money for that sort of experience. Not all their money, as he will, admittedly. But a lot. |
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| Phew. I was beginning to think I was going to have to get through this alone. Talking about how sexually frustrated I feel, with a bunch of other men, is going to help a lot. |
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| But don’t forget your manners: introduce her to your workmates too, as otherwise they’ll feel awkward. |
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| Don’t worry, she’ll give you something later to wash away the nasty taste. |
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| Better than those guys who accidentally press the button when the camera’s pointing downward and take pictures of their dicks. |
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| Never liked blindfolds or hoods… this is why. |
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| Not too big, not too small. |
… but I’m working my way up and maybe one day.
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| Or both? |
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| I think she’s going to bring a lot to the team. |
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| Hmmm. That interview reminds me of something. Oh yes. |
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| It’s great that she’s actually going to shoot me, because I’m terrible at pretending. If I wasn’t screaming in actual agony, it wouldn’t be convincing at all. Women – they think of everything, huh? |
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| Don’t worry, it doesn’t control your brain or anything like that. It’s just a way of improving the feedback loop between disobedient thoughts and unpleasant consequences. |
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| Seven days in already, so counting down the days from 21 that’s only 14 to go? Or 83 if it’s 90. Whatever. |
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| Oh, I think – with all due respect – Madame Sarka is being unduly harsh on English, here. But then, she’s really good at being unduly harsh. |
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| Actually, the taste depends a lot more on what it had to eat a few hours earlier. |
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| Sometimes she fills the bag with ice, so as he’s sweating in the heat there, he gets some lovely cool drips of water. Usually, though, she doesn’t. |
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| I’m not worried. Just terrified. |
…but they can’t see the light.
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| Are you sitting uncomfortably? Then she’ll begin. |
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| You’re actually already halfway through the session. Might as well finish off. |
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| Good. Good. I expect she’ll be chucking away all those dusty old wine bottles in the cellar and filling up the racks with some nice fresh sparkling wine with cheerful labels, too. |
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| If it’s any consolation to him, after her friend has finished the face-slapping session tomorrow, he will look like a house elf. |
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| As it happens, the second guy from the front is the Financial Director of one of the biggest German pension and insurance conglomerates. He’s wondering whether he should say something here – but by now he’s probably got more sense. |
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| Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness…Oh well, at least you’re still alive, right? |
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| They still call him ‘Fatso’: the name they gave him when he arrived. I think that’s unnecessarily insulting, to be honest. |
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| BDSM can be an excellent way of relieving stress, while also increasing it. |
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| Why does femdom have to be so complicated? Can’t I just have my ‘happy ending’? No? Oh, OK. |
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| There’s lots of animal roleplay – no need to just limit it to ponies and puppies. My SO likes to play ‘annoying bluebottle’ for example. The swatter’s fun, the electric zapper’s edgy but since she started spraying the flyspray into my mouth, I’ll confess I’m finding it harder to get into it. |
