Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| I wonder if it would be OK to ask for a drink of something to help wash it down. |
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| Position 53… 53… erm, like Position 14 but arms crossed, right? |
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| Still, I have to say I got my money’s worth for the session. |
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| She’s too soft-hearted. Fortunately, Mr Travis isn’t. |
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| I think he’s not a morning person. Nor’s she, truth be told, but there’s so much to do and only so many hours in the day. |
are self-evident but can be sorted out by the smack of firm government in the right hands.
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| She sounds like she knows what she’s doing. |
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| Another day, another dollar. Well… not a whole dollar, obviously. That’s just a saying. In fact, they only spend a penny each time. |
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| Huh! I’d like to see him do better. |
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| Maybe try another topic of conversation? I mean – you got her attention. That’s a good start. |
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| See, there he is while she’s telling him how upset she was about his thoughtless gift and all he can think about is how his lungs are burning. That’s what men are like. It’s a good thing there’s femdom to help set us right, that’s all I can say. |
To be honest, I’ve never much seen the point of the Oscars.
It’s always such a disappointment, so many awards being handed out to people other than Anne. I’m not even going to watch it this year, partly as a result of that manifest unfairness, also because my TV privileges have been withdrawn for six months, for being uppity.
Obviously, I’m not saying She should get all the awards. I suppose that they have to go through the motions of giving a
few of the prizes to other people, but they
don’t have to make such a fuss about it. They could have a separate ceremony
at, I duuno, 10 in the morning or something and hand out a few things for
best special effects in a foreign-language wildlife documentary and suchlike, then get all that out of the way so they
can devote the evening to honouring Her.
Oh and ‘best’ actor? Really??? I mean, come on. Why not just go out into the street and start handing out awards for best left-over kebab, or most elegant piss stain against the wall? Political correctness gone mad, if you ask me.
Anyway, here are some movie-themed captions. Mostly sci-fi. I love sci-fi. I also love Anne Hathaway. It’s about time I told you that; I’ve been concealing it for too long.
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| There’s a shocking plot twist in Arrival. I won’t spoil it for anyone who hasn’t seen the movie, but let’s just say that Amy spends a long time in that suit at one point, and someone starts getting all snarky when she orders him to clean it out. |
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| Sneak preview – I’m actually an extra in the sequel, WAOM 2! Well, a part of me is, anyway. Actually, it’s a stain on the sole of one of Tricia’s boots, but I do get a credit. |
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| Life support won’t shut down for a day or two. So you’ll have the time to make the place tidy. |
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| I imagine everyone’s seen this movie, so I don’t suppose it’s news to anyone that the males surrender and are tortured viciously; the survivors being branded and enslaved. It’s a vison of a crushing, brutal tyrannical regime, spreading slavery and misery across the galaxy. But then Star Trek has always been idealistic like that. |
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| If he was a bit brighter, he might have wondered why the deck his pod is on is called “Cargo Deck 3”. But he’s a man and men can be distressingly unobservant. |
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| Actually, some of them have small speaking roles. Mostly crying and begging for mercy. |
Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
NB – in my experience, however, you do need a credit card (or more often an envelope stuffed with cash) to ride this particular train.
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| And you don’t want to be sore, as well as a loser. |
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| He’ll be given a chance to taste the same wine she’s drinking too, in due course. |
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| Ah yes. My fault. Of course. |
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| Oh, she should try being a bit more creative. She’s in a chemist’s shop (trans: pharmacy) after all. I’m sure there will be plenty of things they sell that taste really nasty. Anything labelled ‘Not to be taken internally’ is worth a go. |
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| He’s lucky she’s not displeased with him, isn’t he? |
Right, after that little April interlude, this blog will return to its usual subject matter. Or ‘object matter’ when male submissives feature in the pics.
I don’t really ‘get’ maledom anyway, to be honest. I mean, I can just about see that it could be quite sexy to have an attractive woman all tied up, available for any sexual act of my choosing. I could iron one of her skirts, for example, or tidy her tights drawer even if what she really wanted was to be brought a cup of tea or have the garage cleared out. The thought of that kind of power’s quite a turn on. But what’s the point of my being turned on if if she’s completely helpless in the bondage – she can’t remove my chastity belt with her hands tied, can she? In any case, how can I decide what I want to do if she’s gagged and can’t tell me? See, I just think maledoms haven’t really thought it all through.
Oh well. Here are some things I do understand, dimly at least.
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| Ah, yes, the purest form of male submission: not even daring to irritate her with your presence. I find women really appreciate it when I do that. |
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| Then, bruised and bloody, the winner gets to have a heavy BDSM session. Quite a day. |
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| But you have to book. And until you’re a ‘regular’ you’ll need to pay a deposit in advance. No exceptions – sorry. |
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| I’m sure she respects us really. It’s a kind of harsh femdom persona she puts on. She’s really good at it, don’t you think? |
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| The pre-marital agreement also refers to ‘objectionable conduct’ so don’t even think of arguing – that’s a red flag right there. |
Hmm. Have I posted hat last one before? I have a system for this blog to avoid that, with ‘posted’ and ‘unposted’ folders (over 1000 captioned images presently in the latter, so this blog will be here for a while! Keep coming back.) Unlike the Tumblr site, where I just randomly post previously bloggered images, so there’s repetition from time to time (2700 now posted, though, so it doesn’t happen often! Keep going back – although there is nothing there that has not been here so I don’t really understand why people do). Still, the above looks awfully familiar. Oh well, have an extra one:
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| Oops. My bad. |
…but together, they can be a real turn-on.
On we go.
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| Yeah. Those sorts of arguments can leave quite a nasty taste in the mouth, I find. |
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| Home-made is always best. |
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| Think happy thoughts. No rush. |
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| Actually, the last laugh is on her because I’m a humiliation freak and I’m going to find this absolutely mortifying! |
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| Let’s hope he’s forgiven you for cuckolding him. Because you’ll be spending a lot of time together. |
Here you go. Actually, it’s usually twice a week. But don’t tell her or we might not be allowed.
OK?
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| They are really very lovely blue shoes. I hope they’re cruelty-free. |
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| Just try to enjoy the view. |
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| Hmmm – I wonder who that’s going to be? |
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| Low self-esteem can be greatly under-rated in some situations, actually. |
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| Do you have to bother her with this sort of thing all the time? |
Occasionally I feel the need for a headline that takes us back to femdom basics. Not everything has to be ironic all the time. Does it?
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| Better do as she says. |
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| Sounds very sensible. You get what you don’t pay for. |
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| You’re going to experience some of her choices too. |
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| Oh, OK. I just like to know. |
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| My head is currently very, very fucked! |
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| Women, eh? Sometimes there’s no pleasing them. You try to apologise, and they just run you over with a tank anyway. Still… I guess we wouldn’t have them any other way, eh chaps? |
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| Cathie might need a new lawyer in her stable. She gets through slaves quite quickly – doesn’t look after them properly, truth be told. |
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| She has a plan. |
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| I suppose there’s little chance of either being a blow job? No? Worth asking… |
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| I suppose any Radio 4 listeners amongst you will want to point ou that I got the apostrophe in the wrong place. Radio 4 listeners are like that. The rest of you have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, have you? I don’t know myself sometimes, to be honest. |
(he’s pecked to death but he loves the pain)
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| She’s not talking to you. |
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| I think you’re about to get a free session. |
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| Hmmm. Two captions in one post about a domme actually hurting someone who doesn’t want to be hurt. Servitor – reprinting the same old shit since 2011. |
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| I like an unhurried session. For example, I’ve got a humiliation scene going that’s been building nicely for… oooh, about 47 years now. |
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| Bloody typical! Doesn’t ask me how my day was, does she? But to be fair, it’s hard to say at this stage whether it’s been a good, bad or howlingly agonising day. Not until she’s decided. |
