Move along.
Author: Servitor
Merciless heavens
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| Do you think she’s feeling generous? I’m not sure. |
The miraculously wonderful Lady Sophia Black. Another lady who has had the misfortune of having to deal with Servitor in person.
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| Well, if she thought he was you at least you can be sure that nothing sexual went on between them. |
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| Don’t worry about the tears dripping down, though. She quite likes that. |
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| It’s amazing how brave you can be when you’re strapped down really tightly. |
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| Simultaneous orgasms are over-rated anyway. I usually don’t come until several months after my SO. |
Points of inflection
…or ‘turning points’ in other words. The name this blog uses for captions that are about things that aren’t exactly quite femdom yet.
If it be your will
If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.
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| I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing. |
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| I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway. |
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| Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really. |
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| Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time. |
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| Yes dear. |
The latest femdom captions
Apologies for the dull title. But I have noticed that by far the highest viewing figures on this blog are for posts with titles like “More femdom captions”. Anyway, I’m running out of 80s lyrics…
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| Nothing like hot coffee to wake you up. |
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| It’s a living. |
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| Yes. I’ve been quite disappointed, just how open-minded many of my friends have been about my SO beating me. “About time too” was the usual comment. |
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| She means it about the running. Don’t you dare dawdle. |
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| Like many men of kink, I do find I have to pay for most of my fantasies to be acted out. However, I think I can honestly say that all of my unpaid sexual encounters have turned into really strong humiliation sessions, one way or another. I guess I’m just lucky like that. |
Power is nothing without control
…but together, they can be a real turn-on.
On we go.
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| Yeah. Those sorts of arguments can leave quite a nasty taste in the mouth, I find. |
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| Home-made is always best. |
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| Think happy thoughts. No rush. |
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| Actually, the last laugh is on her because I’m a humiliation freak and I’m going to find this absolutely mortifying! |
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| Let’s hope he’s forgiven you for cuckolding him. Because you’ll be spending a lot of time together. |
The ecstacy and the agony
She is looking good, for beauty we will pay
In fact, some of us have to. Music is mostly unrelated.
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| Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls. |
The forceful, talented and literary Mistress Miranda, another lady who has had the misfortune to encounter Servitor in the quivering, unimpressive flesh.
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| It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle? |
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| OK, not the sexiest of topics. But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them. |
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| Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely. |
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| You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now. |
Croaked
The Frog Prince
The frog sat still on Princess Maria’s palm, its only
movement an occasional bulging out of its throat, as its big round eyes watched
her.
movement an occasional bulging out of its throat, as its big round eyes watched
her.
“A prince?” she said thoughtfully, after a while. “Prince of where?”
“Of Lower Lotharingia”, the amphibian croaked. “A land of prosperous farmers and merchants
waiting to welcome me back with my beautiful queen, if you would do me that homour. It is blessed with a fine climate, and
limitless wealth from its – “
waiting to welcome me back with my beautiful queen, if you would do me that homour. It is blessed with a fine climate, and
limitless wealth from its – “
“Silver mines” she interrupted. “Yes, I know all about them. Daddy lets me sit in on the military
briefings. We’ve 200,000 men poised on the
borders, and we’ve made a deal with Upper Lotharingia to split the country
between us. The enemy army’s just a bunch of part-time soldiers – merchants and farmers. They won’t last two days against our armoured divisions. Then we can enslave the survivors and put them to work in the silver mines. Daddy thinks we can double
the output! A chain-gang of 30 miners can produce almost 30 ounces of silver a day, if they’re whipped hard enough.”
briefings. We’ve 200,000 men poised on the
borders, and we’ve made a deal with Upper Lotharingia to split the country
between us. The enemy army’s just a bunch of part-time soldiers – merchants and farmers. They won’t last two days against our armoured divisions. Then we can enslave the survivors and put them to work in the silver mines. Daddy thinks we can double
the output! A chain-gang of 30 miners can produce almost 30 ounces of silver a day, if they’re whipped hard enough.”
“So why would I want to marry you?”
“But… but you could be a beloved queen, and – “ the frog
began.
began.
“Or a despotic empress” she laughed, picking the animal up
by its back foot, where it dangled helplessly for a moment, before being tossed
onto the sun-baked flagstones for the crows.
by its back foot, where it dangled helplessly for a moment, before being tossed
onto the sun-baked flagstones for the crows.
Brutal loving care
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| Famk ‘ooo, Muhphtuph |
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| You have something you’d rather spend your money on? |
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| What a depressing caption. Sorry about that. Let’s move on. |
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| That’s better. |
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| She’s a stern advocate of social justice. Delivered by Predator drone, if need be. |