we’re not going to exchange it. If it ripped when you tried to put it on, it’s
your own fault, isn’t it, you fucking moron? You were probably putting it on
pervert. My day’s going quite badly enough
without having to listen to a graphic description of some sweaty old balding guy trying to squeeze
himself into a latex French maid outfit.
rights? What fucking consumer rights?
Right. And what am I? That’s right. I’m a woman. And women are…
I was thinking of ‘the superior sex’ but that’ll do. So does a sub talk to a goddess like that?
you little shit.
apologise. Down on your fucking knees!
financial penalty. Let’s see – what’s
the most expensive item on our web site… mahogany whipping bench with attachments.
Right – you’re buying three of those.
Then maybe you can spend any money you have left paying someone to strap
you over one of them and beat the crap out of you.