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| Two or three days at least. |
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| Oddly enough, a few nights later his life took a turn very significantly for the worse. Just goes to show that you should be thankful for what you have – for example, he’s not screaming silently in agony into a thick gag. |
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| She’s perfect, so why shouldn’t she expect his work to be? |
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| That joke copyright Emo Philips. I loved the first snowfall of the year. My heart would leap when I saw the soft white flakes covering the ground, and I’d jump up and I’d run to the front door, and shout “Remember the deal! Let me in now!”. |
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| Women eh? Obsessed with penis size. My Significant Other seems to bring the subject up every single day. And I just don’t think it’s appropriate, on a crowded commuter train. |
Loved the micromanagement caption. I'd love to have her teach me how to clean a toilet properly.
Also loved the penis size caption.
You have the best captions.