Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession. Where would we be without them? Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.
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And let’s face it, if you’re honest with yourself you probably wouldn’t be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you? |
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Men just aren’t suited to this sort of thing. Too squeamish. But do the best you can. I’m sure you don’t want to disappoint her. |
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She’s got a really effective treatment for that. |
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She’ll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no? |
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That tiresome bureaucracy. |
I love these! Do you have a favorite castration caption among the ones you've written? Can I request a castration or penectomy caption with heartbreakingly cruel teasing?