Of course it’s your fault, darling

You’re male aren’t you? Well then.

Many males object to being secured permanently in this way, but it does reduce the stress of uncertainty, don’t you think? Or of her losing the key.
Now, that is so not true. She’s doing a lot… for me, anyway.
Fortunately, boys these days don’t need maths skills to keep track of their orgasms – women are happy to do that for them and the numbers are never that large anyway.
She’s usually generous with her time; doesn’t wind things up immediately just because the session’s reached its scheduled end-time. But you can wait, right? ‘Course you can.
I’m sure he will. She has many unhappy customers.
That looks like a much better-ordered office than the one I started work in, many many years ago, where I had an embarrassing moment on my first day when I discovered that ‘dress code’ didn’t necessarily imply wearing a dress. I think some places just do these things to catch new joiners out, especially very stupid ones like me.

5 thoughts on “Of course it’s your fault, darling”

    1. Human error, shorty, male human error specifically. I realised too late that my ‘holiday special’ didn’t actually have a post for day 2, so it got an emergency day 1½ instead, cannibalising the original version of this post because I didn’t have access to my actual stock of captioned images.

      This one got some additional images later, but ‘error human’ failed to update the tags.

      Boring but true, like so much of life.

      Best wishes

      S

  1. #3 Much better than last time, you’re realistically portraying the male as stupid, good boy.

    1. Phew, thank you Ma’am!

      It’s easy to portray males as stupid. I can draw upon observation, as well as lived experience of course.

      Best wishes

      S

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