A Contemplating the Divine post on a Wednesday? But why? Just read on and you’ll find out.
Crystal? Sure. Crystal is the fifteenth anniversary gift, as set down by the companies that make anniversary gifts keepers of this ancient tradition, because it “highlights the beauty of the journey you have shared”.
What shared journey you ask? Why, today is this blog’s Annieversary, of course. Fifteen years. Not since the start of the blog – that squalid little event was commemorated back in January. No: it has been fifteen years to the day since the first caption to a truly divine image filled this otherwise dank and fetid blog with its pure light.
Any more irritating questions, moron? No? Oh, thank goodness for that. It was getting very tiresome.
In grovelling thanks for the privilege of existing on the same planet as Her, while secure in the knowledge that the divine Annie is blissfully ignorant of the existence of all this nonsense, we celebrate with ten old and five new*… Ann-ie-mages? No. Err… photo-Haths? Maybe not. Fifteen images featuring Herself, anyway, which should be enough to stop any hearts out there that are still feebly working.
* No, I’m not going to tell you which are new and which old. You’ll just have to see if the feeling when you jerk off to them is familiar or not, you nasty little pervert, you.