Slap me with a splintered ruler

That would be quite ironic, if you think about it.

PS: still having some problems with the spam filter on comments. If you’ve been approved, you’ll be fine, if you’ve asked for approval, try again, you should be on the list.

Don’t worry, she’ll pass some of the money he’s paid on to you – after deducting expenses and her management fee, obviously.
Yet another lady who feels she has been left without any choice. I think she ought to have a bit more self-confidence, don’t you?
After almost a full day of the three-day trial was spent on vigorous cross-examination of the delivery boy, it won’t surprise you to learn there was an appeal for a mis-trial. The Appeal Court upheld her decision, after re-examining the delivery boy and testing the validity of his testimony at length.
It’s actually a very practical fetish to have, in a cold climate anyway.
Madame Katarina is very protective about that jacket – but she also dislikes the sight of male faces, although she’s learnt to just about bear them as long as they are puffy and crying.
Couples often have a hard time learning to accept one another’s pets. Perhaps a goldfish would have been easier.

10 thoughts on “Slap me with a splintered ruler”

    1. It is. But you’re through it now, so that should be that.

      I can’t just switch it off, though. There are literally hundreds of spammy comments it stops every day. It used to let one or two through, along with almost all the genuine comments. I don’t know why it has changed but they’ve obviously tightened up, I’m trying turning down some options.

      Best wishes

      S

      1. I didn’t expect that message to get through, obviously. I was quite frustrated because the filter blocked both of my comments wishing you a happy international men’s day, which I wrote out sincerely… and then the day was past and it would make no sense.

        I post from a couple different machines, so that one may still get blocked.

        1. No worries. I didn’t know there even was an international men’s day. What is it… kind of a hunt?

          If you post and get blocked from a different IP address, I can approve that one too.

          Best wishes

          S

          1. It’s a day when a woman might want to give the man in her life a gift. Something like an extra hard spanking, perhaps.

  1. One way to make servants less unpleasant is to put them in one of those plastic or latex suits, preferably with feminine shapes and including a mask or helmet.

    And then, of course, there are ways to make said suit more entertaining…

    1. Yes, that would certainly help, Maria. With a good strong gag to prevent any annoying speech or (for the more radical lesbian supremacists) breathing.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Living With a Partner’s Pet

    I hate to be critical, but I really don’t see the problem.

    As long as the creature in question has been house-trained and been to strict obedience classes. And neutered.

    PP

    1. Mansplaining much, PP? Perhaps a bit of whipsplaining back would help you see the error of your ways.

      The lovely lady in the picture has given you the benefit of her opinion, so the appropriate response would surely be gratitude for that wisdom, as well as shame and self-disgust of course. And she’s exercising a lot of self-restraint out of love for Linda and respect for her choices. She’s not even giving in to her natural desire to kill the filthy beast, but instead merely tortures it quietly and in a way Linda won’t notice (actually Linda knows perfectly well, but as a woman, she too is prepared to make sacrifices and indulge harmless untruths for love).

      All the best

      S

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