Speaking of which, I thought I’d just share with a little thing that happened to me yesterday – in real life, I mean, not ‘Servitor’ life.
So I was leaving Starbucks (in Paris) and there was this young woman coming in, so I held the door open for her and vaguely smiled as she went past, as you do. And you know, she didn’t acknowledge me? Not even a nod, just strode through, head held high, ignoring me as if I were merely part of the furniture.
I mean, can you believe some people?
I thought about that all day. Wonderful! What bliss it is to be alive, and all that.
Anyway, true story. Now on with the stuff that isn’t.
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| Subsequently twice married to a billionaire, this one. Not bad, is it? The same billionaire twice, I mean, not two billionaires. I don’t suppose he got the hockey stick treatment… but you never know, he might have done. |
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| Don’t forget to include a little gift (or, better, a large one) in your thank-you email, so she’ll know you mean it. |
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| Mistress is cleverer than you. Do try to remember that, OK sweetie? I know it’s not easy, remembering stuff. |
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| He still screams of course – in fact, these days he often starts screaming before they even start, as he knows what’s coming. But it’s lost that element of surprise, that’s all she’s saying. Time for a bit of a change. |
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| The very idea! He’s got a lot to learn. |
Loved and related to that last one. "A submissive's work is never done." As the saying goes. Anyway, time to get back to my chores before Ma'am (my wife) catches me lollygagging.
Real life, right? Yes, inconsiderate people are maddening! Of course, when it’s an attractive woman or one with proper bearing, one must simply understand their busy lives and our positions in it. Thanks for reminding me to more gladly accept their position in life.
Expecting my lots of rain here this eeekend, so I expect Ill be doing an extensive list of chores. At least I’ll be directed to wear a bra while doing them.
SaraE
Last one. Sounds like poor me. No action. Might as well amuse myself with my chores.
Hank.
Third picture. She always remembers all the times I didn’t please her.
Hank.
Do you think he volunteered to be a student teacher at St Trinians? Brave (or more likely stupid) man and he probably won't be a man much longer. Do we feel sympathy for her, being late joining in with the action, or should we feel sympathy for him?
They do say that. Also, "if a thing's worth doing it's worth doing endlessly and she'll still never be satisfied". But we love it.
Best wishes
S
Maddening, yes, but some of us had only the shakiest grip on sanity to begin with. She was kind enough to exist in the same world as me, and that's more than I deserve.
Best wishes
S
Chores are action, Hank. You just have to work on this fetishes, to align them with her wishes. I myself am trying hard to develop a "work hard all day for money you're not allowed to keep" fetish. It's going slowly, I'll admit.
Best wishes
S
Yes, women have amazing memories for that kind of thing. My own SO can reel off long lists of mistakes she's angry with me about, most of which I don't even remember myself – and some of which must somehow have been committed when I wasn't even present. Thank goodness one of us has a sharp memory!
Best wishes
S
Some of us feel nothing but envy, Melissa, nothing but envy. Damn, if I'd only made the effort to become a billionaire, she could have divorced me twice. She could have had the billions, if she'd left me the gymslip.
Many thanks for your comment
Best wishes
S
You boys have to focus on pleasing your wife, not yourself. Girls rule, you know.
Holly
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Yes, i love the casual assumed ownership of his time and efforts expressed in that last one. Are reposts allowed in general (attributed and, in my case, it would likely be on FetLife)?
Thank you, Simon. Yes of course – repost away. I stick the little watermarky things on them precisely so that anyone who sees them and likes them knows where to come for more.
Best wishes
S