|Look at that… she gets to have a mug of rich, steaming coffee… and Raoul’s coming round later, too.
|Things just haven’t been the same between us since Humpy Hippo moved in.
|I remember as a child running excitedly to the door to let the District Disciplinary Officer in, while Dad grovelled for mercy at my Mum’s feet. These days you can order a beating on-line, but it’s not the same.
|It’s silly to criminalise sexism. Men are better than women at lots of things and it shouldn’t be a crime to say so. Hard labour, for a start: we’re really good at that.
|10 Green Bottles?